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You've had a stick shoved so high up your ass all night, I'm surprised you can't taste it. By Penny Reid

And, by the way, thank you for drugging me with Ketamine in Nigeria. He now thinks I'm a recreational drug user." "You're . . . welcome? By Penny Reid

I'd once overheard my daddy tell my momma that the six Winston boys had inherited their father's ability to charm snakes, the IRS, and women. By Penny Reid

Just because someone is an idiot doesn't mean they're a bad person. And just because someone is smart doesn't mean they're good. By Penny Reid

He smiled, fitting his hand in mine. "Parker, I love you.""Sandeke, I see your love, and I raise you a secret handshake. By Penny Reid

Yes?" "My heart keeps discovering new ways to love you," he whispered, like it was a secret. A magnificent, beautiful, perfect secret. By Penny Reid

I tempered my reaction so that I appeared merely irritated instead ofDarth Vader force choke mad. By Penny Reid

Rank, rump-fed harpy. By Penny Reid

I was asked if I'd had a chance to spend any time gambling since we'd arrived. I wanted to respond that life was a gamble, and we were all losers. By Penny Reid

In fact, I'm doubting that love exists. Maybe, as a society, we made it up to explain and justify our unhealthy desire for co-dependence." He By Penny Reid

I feel like the rest of the male body makes a lot of sense. And then ... balls. By Penny Reid

Dedication Do you love Janie and Quinn? If so, this book is dedicated to you. *fist bump* *high five* *bottom pat* ... too far? By Penny Reid

His gaze was impossibly kind as he said, Then, daughter dear, call me Dad. By Penny Reid

We're not pumpkins. We're stunning autumn gourds. By Penny Reid

You're the girl that guys like us, if we're smart and if we're lucky that is, you're the girl we marry. You're the marriage girl. By Penny Reid

I will die happy here, today, in this spot," she sighed. "In your puddle of lust." "Leave my puddle of lust alone. Get your own puddle. By Penny Reid

The color of her eyes was mossy gold. It make me want to write crap poetry and hire a skywriter. Quinn Sullivan By Penny Reid

How are we supposed to teach our children compassion if we remove all inconveniences from the world around them?" "But By Penny Reid

Martin wasn't smiling, but his eyes were warm and interested. "Do you always talk like that?""Like what? Like awesome?""Yeah, like awesome. By Penny Reid

You're callous because you have to be. Because otherwise you'd be bleeding all the time By Penny Reid

I never cross-pollinate fantasy and reality. By Penny Reid

Jennifer Sylvester wasn't fierce. She was nuttier than a pecan pie. "Right. By Penny Reid

We were both adulting like adult adults who behaved like adults. By Penny Reid

My momma once told me, you don't need to be pushed in order to fall. I don't think you'll need to do much pushing, Jessica. By Penny Reid

But love is the greatest adventure, where you risk the most for the greatest reward. By Penny Reid

Don't change a thing. God, Jess. Don't change a single thing. Be wild for me, be reckless. I love your kind of wild. By Penny Reid

I exist as many things. All of them are in love with you. By Penny Reid

Is this place home?""No, Duane .. You are. By Penny Reid

Little did he know, I possessed no feminine wiles. Only the willies and the hibby jibbies. By Penny Reid

Give a man a fish and you've fed him for a day, but - " "Give a woman a vibrator, and she'll orgasm for life. I get it. By Penny Reid

No one expects an eighty-five-year-old Navy SEAL stripper. No one. And that was the beauty of George. By Penny Reid

I love you wildly, madly, completely, Fiona Archer," he growled, then groaned on a broken breath. "I love you always. By Penny Reid

I want enduring love. And, if people are honest with themselves, I think that's what everyone wants. By Penny Reid

He was so handsome I felt like filing a civil lawsuit against his parents, claiming punitive damages, pain and suffering to my psyche. By Penny Reid

I truly loathed cell phones. I hated the way they made me feel reachable twenty-four hours a day; By Penny Reid

Blame is a thief. It robs us blind while it wastes our time, time we could be spending as a family, making memories, supporting each other. By Penny Reid

If I let another person's opinion matter then I was giving him control over me; I alone had complete control over my self-image. By Penny Reid

Did you really just say 'by the mighty power of Thor'?" "I'm trying to cuss less. By Penny Reid

Only you get to decide how you stand, what you stand for, and when you do it. By Penny Reid

When things are fantastic, it's hard not to expect that the worst is waiting to pounce on you from a dark corner. By Penny Reid

His name wasn't Handsome McHotpants. I didn't know his name By Penny Reid

I'm just saying, if you can't have an adventure where you are, what makes you think you'll have an adventure anywhere else? By Penny Reid

For some strange reason which should have alarmed me, I found him completely enchanting. By Penny Reid

Duct tape is man's answer to electrons and protons. It's how we keep matter together. By Penny Reid

You can't tell me that I don't know you. I see you. I see you better than you see yourself. And everything about you is beautiful. By Penny Reid

Agree!" This came from Sandra. "Roses are red, violets are blue, rhyming is hard. Wine. By Penny Reid

Some guys just aren't boyfriend material." "Well, then, what kind of material are they? Suede? By Penny Reid

Who called it? I called it! That's right, uh huh! By Penny Reid

Only if you stop using the F-word like you get paid royalties every time you say it. By Penny Reid

My head said no and my vagina said yes and my heart said I DON'T KNOW!! I'M EMOTIONALLY INHIBTED! LEAVE ME ALONE!!! By Penny Reid

Go then." I shrugged. "And if you lock yourself out of your car don't call me. I won't be answering my cell phone. By Penny Reid

That is why I don't want a cell phone. I don't want a droopy fin. By Penny Reid

I want you to belong to me and I want to belong to you. I By Penny Reid

I'm sure you're used to the deafening sound of underwear hitting the floor every time you enter the room. By Penny Reid

Be beautiful for yourself, Janie. And only if you want to. If a man is worthy of you, he'll see more beauty in who you are than in what you look like. By Penny Reid

Fiona: "I agree with Janie. If we have to put up with a grumpy Quinn all year, then we should be able to use his plane for emergencies. By Penny Reid

I swear whatever pheromones Quinn Sullivan secreted were the equivalent of Janie-cat-nip. By Penny Reid

The idea appealed to me. Living with Elizabeth would be excellent prophylaxis against my natural reclusive, agoraphobic tendencies. By Penny Reid

I can't think of anything I want to do more than take you for a ride twice a day." He By Penny Reid

Tell me what you need," he said between raining soft kisses against my hair, temple, and cheek. "I'll do anything for you. By Penny Reid

I can tell you there are as many kinds of love in the world as there are stars in the sky. By Penny Reid

Thanks for being such a bully." I flattened my expression. "I wasn't a bully. I was merely a persistent peddler of holiday cheer. By Penny Reid

Our will is only as strong as our body; the desire for what we need will always trump ideals. By Penny Reid

I don't like to judge people.I love it.Writing people completely off was liberating By Penny Reid

love was a choice that I was capable of making just as much as it was a risk I was capable of taking. By Penny Reid

Jethro Winston was my forever person. I would never be strong enough to let him go. By Penny Reid

I've learned that the more people I love - and I mean really, really, completely, unconditionally love - the happier I am. By Penny Reid

I didn't, because the idea of apologizing felt inadequate. I wasn't sure that I was ready to be forgiven. So I kept quiet and swallowed my guilt. By Penny Reid

He was hot like lava and sexy like cake. Wait, like lava cake. Yum. By Penny Reid

Parker, what are you doing?" "Making a funny face in an effort to make you stop staring at me like I murdered your beloved goldfish. By Penny Reid

Love you, Quinn Sullivan. You are precious to me, and I will love you always. And if I die before you, I plan to haunt you By Penny Reid

And by Bunsen burner I meant, literally, my Bunsen burner. Not the figurative Bunsen burner in my pants. By Penny Reid

You think being mean is enough. Being mean and being smart is better By Penny Reid

We are most awake to the world and to our own longings and desires when we suffer. By Penny Reid

He's so awful. He's ... he's like ammonium dichromate with mercury thiocyanate. He's the college boy equivalent of the bowels of hell By Penny Reid

Proposing is like giving someone your dick and a sharp knife, then waiting to see what they do next. By Penny Reid

How could I have looked at her with anything but wonder and respect and desire? By Penny Reid

I reached for something to hold on to and ended up leaning against the wall behind me By Penny Reid

Very clever of him to give me something my heart didn't know it wanted in exchange for a promise. By Penny Reid

You want to get breakfast?" Like- like this?"He gave me a small sardonic smile as he turned, "No, obviously I'll get some clothes on. By Penny Reid

Women were more than the status of their hymen or their dress size. By Penny Reid

I'd kiss you but I don't want our beards to tangle. By Penny Reid

I was still tired, and this day had started out on a bizarre note and was circling the drain of strange. By Penny Reid

It was times like these I wished for invisibility superpowers or a diagnosis of insanity. Dr. By Penny Reid

You'll always have the advantage of me, Jenn. Because I'm lost without you. By Penny Reid

No. I grew a beard because no one was around to teach us boys how to shave." . By Penny Reid

You have to know that I'm in love with you, you have to know that I've loved you since we were kids, since before I can remember. By Penny Reid

I liked sleeping on the couch; it made every night seem like a sleepover. I liked the non-permanence of it. By Penny Reid

I know I just provide the mode of travel for these trips, and this is none of my business, By Penny Reid

She's my BFF, do you know what that means? It means: Boy I will fuck up your face if you mess with my girl. By Penny Reid

Everyone else said I was cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. By Penny Reid

And, when it was time for Meg to give her statement, I punched her in the face. By Penny Reid

I walked into Elizabeth's apartment feeling like a zombie. I needed brains. By Penny Reid

Apathy between family members makes the blood they share turn to water. By Penny Reid

Life is alphabet soup, Elizabeth. Eat that soup." *** By Penny Reid

Don't give up on your alphabet. By Penny Reid

DEDICATIONTo the very capable engineers responsible for Microsoft Windows 10.Bless your hearts.Bless. Your. Hearts. By Penny Reid

The rest of me was gorging itself on pity party pie. By Penny Reid

Life was not good. In fact, it was shitzterhozen - hozen full of shitzter. I wanted to heckle life.Boo-o-o and hiss-s-s! By Penny Reid

They weren't making decisions; they may as well have been curtains. There By Penny Reid

The best stories, I feel, are those that are self-deprecating and involve some thread of irony. By Penny Reid

You know those French impressionists; all they did was fornicate, drink absinthe, and play dominoes. By Penny Reid

Seriously, big guy, you just need to make like a shepherd and get the flock out of here. By Penny Reid

... smart, funny, sweet, nice to his family, good looking in an adorable kind of way. By Penny Reid

He was a superhot vigilante. "Oh, Quinn ... ." I gave him a sympathetic smile. "You really are Batman. By Penny Reid

Being quiet can be louder than shouting.'" I By Penny Reid

Holy hotness, Batman. By Penny Reid

I'm pointing out you've been missed. Being present is one hundred percent more meaningful than being there in spirit. By Penny Reid

If you don't fight for what you love, then you have nothing worth losing. *** By Penny Reid

When a guy sees a car he likes,all he can think about is getting under the hood or taking her for a ride. By Penny Reid

I know how birth control works, big brother, and - spoiler alert - putting a wrapper on the banana is ninety-nine percent effective. By Penny Reid

I have no desire to cherish each person's bullshit and call it a beautiful snowflake. By Penny Reid

How can you tell the sun doesn't feel good ... it's not so hot. By Penny Reid

He's the man equivalent of a gun to the head, except without the fear for my life aspect. By Penny Reid

Road trips can either suck monkey balls or, with the right person, they can be awesomesauce with cheesy fries. By Penny Reid

Sir McHotpants Von Grabby Hands By Penny Reid

You're angry with me." I heard him sigh."I'm not angry. I don't get angry.""Then you do a really good impression of angry. By Penny Reid

How does the ocean say hello to the shore ... it gives it a little wave. By Penny Reid

I shook my head, feeling like a natural disaster on mute. By Penny Reid

I sputtered for a minute. Then I consulted the ceiling. It was silent on the matter and, strangely, didn't seem to share my outrage. By Penny Reid

Feet are resilient, they're like women that way, By Penny Reid

The protector inside me was frowning while the predator soaked up her discomfort with glee. By Penny Reid

I don't know what to get Quinn for Christmas.""You - in a bow." Nico said this deadpan. "Maybe forget the bow. By Penny Reid

I'm not going to let you down, and I'm not ever going to let you go. By Penny Reid

Allow me to take a moment to express my appreciation for Cletus Winston and his entrances. By Penny Reid

So I buried myself under my covers and cried like it was my job and I was hoping for a promotion. By Penny Reid

You should get a permit, but don't attempt to outwit, and here's a tidbit." I pointed to my shoulder, "This is my armpit. By Penny Reid

When you cried, I learned what helplessness tastes like. Because all I could do was swallow. By Penny Reid

Everyone knows that in real life, fictionally handsome men are vacuous vessels of Satan. By Penny Reid

Why did it have to be Sir McHotpants? Why couldn't they have sent Colonel Mustard le Mustache or Lady Jelly O'Belly? By Penny Reid

I do quite like the idea of mutual ownership. By Penny Reid

He reminded me of the Viking god Thor, if Thor had been a reclusive federal game warden from Texas with excellent manners. By Penny Reid

I want to be your first everything. By Penny Reid

So, as you can see and if you reflect on it, awkward headed-females mating with beautifully normal headed-males is a bad idea. By Penny Reid

Why are you crying, Marie?I didn't know.I honestly had no idea.Feelings? Whoremones? Maybe a nearby, but as of yet unseen onion? By Penny Reid

I once tried being dramatic when I was fourteen. My mother told me to add it to the calendar. By Penny Reid

I didn't like how my body seemed to be intent on sabotaging my brain, especially since my brain was so good at sabotaging itself. By Penny Reid

Boys are stupid. I needed to explore becoming a lesbian. By Penny Reid

you couldn't findyour way out of a small shed with a map, lighted signs, and anescort By Penny Reid

Do as the song says and let it go. By Penny Reid

There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't. By Penny Reid

Me want Martin flavored cookie! Me want cookie now!! By Penny Reid

I once went on a date with a guy who chewed with his mouth open. It was like sitting across from a garbage disposal. By Penny Reid

Four a whore does not you make. By Penny Reid

Do you want a margarita? I'm making them with Limoncello and Petron. By Penny Reid

You make me want to be less of an asshole. By Penny Reid

He was so silly. So I said, Duane, you are so silly. By Penny Reid

Fiona?"I closed my eyes, imagining his face. My heart gave another painful tug. "Yes, Greg?""Tell me you feel it, too. By Penny Reid

Call it wine, call it Quinn-sniff induced obscurity By Penny Reid

Cletus Winston is madly in love with me. *** By Penny Reid

Stop it." Cletus snapped his fingers in front of our faces. "I hate it when you two mind-meld through your eyeballs. By Penny Reid

Love is, I decided, being a sidekick By Penny Reid

They were all watching me with open concern and curiosity; the only sound breaking the silence was Sandra munching on potato chips. "I'm By Penny Reid

Almost immediately I told that voice to go eat shit and die. By Penny Reid

To friendscorts. Like escorts, but without the cash. By Penny Reid

Cletus's famous sausage is famous." Cletus's By Penny Reid

Martin ... I'm ... I shook my head, having difficulty finding words. They were hiding in all the closets of my brain, the little bastards. By Penny Reid

The thing is, if you can't tell how a person feels about you, then you probably don't want to know. By Penny Reid

Just because you don't feel calm, doesn't mean you can't be calm. By Penny Reid

They're stackable, like Tetris. All beverages should be stackable. By Penny Reid

I hope you wander into a hornet's nest and die of an acetylcholineoverdose," I spat."You say the prettiest things. By Penny Reid

I don't want a beautiful week with you. I want a beautiful lifetime. By Penny Reid

We're having a big wedding so we can be miserable together before we're happy together. By Penny Reid

I didn't want to be peed on. By Penny Reid

Tonight the silence sounds like a scream. If you were here, we could chase it away with our whispers. - By Penny Reid

Nancy Danvish is a farmer." "But she's still a lady. By Penny Reid

Derek gave me a look that was part sheepish, but mostly whatcha-gonna-do, amiright? By Penny Reid

You're my beginning, middle, and end. By Penny Reid

I'm not scary, I'm ridiculous." I By Penny Reid

Jessica," he whispered,"arguing with you is one of my favorite things to do. By Penny Reid

Settle your feathers, crusty britches. We By Penny Reid

If I were a function, you would be my asymptote. I always tend toward you. By Penny Reid

My hair is ridiculous. It's been misbehaving since birth. By Penny Reid

you are the only boat in this regatta. By Penny Reid

Musicians are like lightbulbs, they burn hot and bright, but can't be screwed more than once. By Penny Reid

I saw an opportunist in banana-cake clothing. Let the record show, I did not roll my eyes. Schooling By Penny Reid

I had reclusive tendencies for a reason, I couldn't be trusted to live in the world and make decisions on my own. By Penny Reid

She was a line usurper and a bully. I wasn't in the mood to be bullied or usurped. By Penny Reid

It meant she considered relevancy before volunteering information. You can't teach people how to do that. By Penny Reid

Sorry, sometimes when I try to rhyme I end up sounding like Yoda. By Penny Reid

He half said, half mumbled, "I'm not that nice. By Penny Reid

We can't change the past. But we can change how much importance we allow it to have over our future. By Penny Reid

So you created firewalls for mob bosses? As an aside, if I started a band, Mob Boss Firewall would be an excellent name. By Penny Reid

No one makes all good choices, and everyone makes mistakes. By Penny Reid

Think of how much better the world would be if people craved compliments about the beauty of their heart rather than the beauty of their face. The By Penny Reid

My upstairs brain and my downstairs brain engaged in a game of risk and it was downstairs' turn to roll the dice. By Penny Reid

think they have franchise opportunities available. By Penny Reid

My name is Alex, and I'll be serving you tonight. By Penny Reid

You know I like my sushi like I like my men ... ." She paused for dramatic effect then added, " ... With two slices of ginger." "You By Penny Reid

Quinn, that's the ring from downstairs!" I hissed in a loud whisper because I was afraid of the answer. "Did you steal that ring? By Penny Reid

Greg's eyes narrowed on me, but this mouth curved to one side. I don't know ... that feels like something Hitler would say. By Penny Reid

A sinister giggle escaped my lips. I'm not much of a giggler unless I've done something sinister. By Penny Reid

Italians who speak Italian should be illegal, or at least come with warning labels - may make your panties explode. By Penny Reid

Pretending Tina Patterson was Jessica James was like pretending tofu was steak. By Penny Reid

You can't just go around giving people cars. You're not Oprah. By Penny Reid

Being in love is a lot like being hacked. By Penny Reid

Are you serious?""As an armadillo in a laundry mat By Penny Reid

It's not spandex, it's a Kevlar blend." His voice lowered to a growly whisper. "I'm so turned on right now. By Penny Reid

God, Quinn, you have no idea how permanent I'd like this to be. I'd like us to be Twinkies and cockroaches, death and taxes. By Penny Reid

It was like throwing Hustler magazines at sex addicts. By Penny Reid

You have your own room in my heart. It's yours. Stay as long as you want; it will always be there for you. By Penny Reid

You underestimate how deeply you cut when your intentions carry no knives. By Penny Reid

I'm not letting you leave this caruntil we make it to second base. At least.""Jess, you know how good I am at baseball, right? By Penny Reid

Me. Time with my thoughts, especially when I'm anxious, doesn't work to my advantage. By Penny Reid

But that wasn't how I rolled. Prolonged irrationality wasn't in my wheelhouse. Recrimination was not my homeboy. By Penny Reid

Men live simply, but are not simple. Boys are simple, but do not live simply. By Penny Reid

I loved begging him, following his rules. I loved the freedom I found in complete capitulation. By Penny Reid

It means my brain finds you more interesting than all the really interesting trivial facts I could be contemplating or researching at present. By Penny Reid

He wanted me. I wanted him. This was a frightening and thrilling prospect, because when I pushed him, he pushed back. By Penny Reid

No, Kara was the one with the Dungeons and Dragons mini dress. By Penny Reid

I treasure my sleep over the wellbeing or interests of my loved ones By Penny Reid

Cletus's middle name wasn't "Evasive", but it should have been. Another By Penny Reid

I didn't like trusting, I didn't like setting greater than mild expectations, By Penny Reid

I may be broken, but all my pieces are yours. By Penny Reid

Attending to injustice, no matter how small, is always a worthy cause. By Penny Reid

We see the strengths and faults in others that we do not or cannot recognize in ourselves. By Penny Reid

Apparently, hope is for hipsters because hope failed me. By Penny Reid

If he couldn't give me everything then I wanted nothing. By Penny Reid

You are so adorable. I just want to take you home and put you in my pocket."I'd prefer her pants, but I guess I'd settle for her pocket By Penny Reid

I was starting to understand why the blood of a thousand virgins had been sacrificed at his altar of sexual prowess. By Penny Reid

Just because I don't feel calm, doesn't mean I'm not calm. By Penny Reid

We all belong to ourselves, until we have children. Then our children lease us for as long as they want. By Penny Reid

Stop what?""Stop having an entire discussion without me. By Penny Reid

Undies on, undies on, high ho the dairy-o, I'm going to keep my undies on! By Penny Reid

nerds rule the world. By Penny Reid

I just feel sorry for men now. It must be frustrating to be so feeble and limited. By Penny Reid

If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane." - Robert Frost By Penny Reid

I decided, as I succumbed to sleep, that men should come with manuals, subtitles, and reset buttons. By Penny Reid

No. I have plenty of reason. But without honor and goodness, reason isn't worth much. By Penny Reid

After found condom wrapper was smacked to his forehead by my palm, By Penny Reid

I tried to shrug, but I'm sure it looked like a minor seizure. By Penny Reid

I was always running after her, but this time I wasn't going to let her get away. By Penny Reid

Roseanne Barr ~Jessica~ By Penny Reid

Absence makes the heart suicidal. By Penny Reid

but applying logic to love is like buttering a pig before you slaughter it. By Penny Reid

I'd always been a big fan of kissing when done right. By Penny Reid

He growled, "Say it. Spend the week with me."I moaned, because ... aroused. By Penny Reid

That was also weird. Everything was weird." "Stop using the word weird. You do your vocabulary no justice. By Penny Reid

The driver asked me where I wanted to go; I wanted to say Las Vegas but I didn't think that would go over very well By Penny Reid

the reluctant curve of his smile, By Penny Reid

Middling brothers. Goddamn chickens, the lot of them. By Penny Reid

When does something man-made cease being synthetic, and become real? By Penny Reid

And how he'd asked me to expand on the seamless intercourse between government bodies, they all gasped. By Penny Reid

I can't do anything about the fact that our dreams don't align. And sinceI do love you, I want you to live yours. By Penny Reid

I felt dichotomously dismayed and dazedly giddy by the prospect. By Penny Reid

I wasn't wondering whether you had a lip fungus, but thank you for getting that awkward conversation out of the way. By Penny Reid

It's ok to be gifted at using people if you're using them for good. By Penny Reid

I scoffed, enjoying myself far too much, my heart and stomach fluttering together, in cahoots like squealing fangirls. By Penny Reid

Bless your sexy, sexy Viking heart, By Penny Reid

Quinn, you sound like a monologuing supervillain. By Penny Reid

He smirked, his lids lowering to half-mast. Twinkling, hot-lava, sexy cake, sex-on-a-stick, obscene levels of charisma. By Penny Reid

You like me witless?""Let's just say it evens the playing field a little. By Penny Reid

Watch out, knitters have balls.... By Penny Reid

I could have gotten away with it, I would have given her a 24-karat gold necklace that read Property of Quinn Sullivan By Penny Reid

soups are the food equivalent of a warm hug By Penny Reid

His eyes always seemed to be a shade of up-to-no-good blue. By Penny Reid

not sure if it was compliment, or an insult, or a complisult; By Penny Reid

Nothing was worse than a handsome guy who became an ignorant toad when he spoke. By Penny Reid

has been no one else since you. No one." His mouth was hot on my skin, devouring me. "You're all I think about, all I want. You are everything. By Penny Reid

What?" I whispered, suspicious, still fighting my flare of hormones. Or, more precisely, whoremones. That's By Penny Reid

I will do anything to prove that to you. I will do anything to prove that what we have is worth a battle. What we have is worth a war. By Penny Reid

good looking in an adorkable kind of way. By Penny Reid

Nothing screams lady-mind-porn like a hot, shirtless, sexy man doing dishes after giving her a reason to be exhausted. By Penny Reid

They've got to have backups on the cloud, or the mist, or whatever it's called. By Penny Reid

Oh! Oh, I get it! She was one of your slamps By Penny Reid

I wasn't a hypocrite - well, everyone is a hypocrite, but I was trying hard to be less of one. By Penny Reid

But I want to be your only source of romantic situations from this point forward. By Penny Reid

I'd been on the precipice of being brave, and nothing can make a person more foolish and vulnerable than bravery. By Penny Reid

These stubborn people and their demands were like cracker crumbs in my beard: irritating and flaky. By Penny Reid

His pasty, white wang. Gross. By Penny Reid

You want to know what you are to me? Fine. You're my beginning, middle, and end." The By Penny Reid

People were, essentially, the secrets they kept. By Penny Reid

A beautiful man is the devil's most potent weapon. By Penny Reid

So the man told you the truth, and now you're surprised to discover he didn't lie. By Penny Reid

My Jenn. Not Billy's Jenn. Mine. By Penny Reid

If you ignored a cake's personality the cake would ignore you. It'll be a rude, boring cake. I By Penny Reid

Well, either way - peasant or pheasant - it tastes like chicken. My patients bring me gifts too. Things like gift cards ... and viruses. By Penny Reid

When people are overwhelmed, they can't see past their own campfire. By Penny Reid

What was one more debit of mortification when my balance sheet was already in the red By Penny Reid

Each marriage is a living thing, just as complex as the two individuals within it. By Penny Reid

There, there." Fruit cake. "Calm down - " "Don't By Penny Reid

Oh . . ." I nodded faintly, my throat suddenly dry. I attempted a smile. By Penny Reid

Don't Drink and DERIVE, Alcohol and Calculus Don't Mix, By Penny Reid

I was determined to stay off the see-saw of crazy By Penny Reid

Only you can compare a relationship to a disease and make it sound both romantic and terminal. By Penny Reid

Sir McCoolpants Von No Touchy By Penny Reid

Insincerity was taxing once you'd breathed the refreshing air of artless candor. By Penny Reid

Butter my biscuits, now that's a woman." I By Penny Reid

I couldn't help myself as the words tumbled out. It was a sickness. By Penny Reid

I love the fire most because of what it leaves behind ... Ash. It leaves behind ash. By Penny Reid

Quinn didn't like it, but then he doesn't like anything except his wife. By Penny Reid

You're a siren who doesn't need to sing. By Penny Reid

And when you're ready to cut his balls off, I will provide the knife. By Penny Reid

Does he give you zings in your things? By Penny Reid

Sorry I'm late. I got caught jaywalking and had to give the policeman a hand job or pay a seventy-five dollar fine. By Penny Reid

If ignorance is bliss, then knowledge is a cage." "But knowledge is only a cage if you dwell in isolation. By Penny Reid

My heart keeps finding new ways to love you. By Penny Reid

I was never one of those girls who could go comfortably braless; there was too much jiggle in my wiggle. By Penny Reid

I always struggled with opening single-serving items such as bags of M&M's or condoms. By Penny Reid

I kept my attention fixed on Quinn, blinked twice so he would come into focus, By Penny Reid

I did not want to dwell on my past. These people typically wished to swap stories. I had no desire for commiseration. By Penny Reid

I'd once overheard my daddy tell my momma that the strong>sstrong>ix Winstrong>sstrong>ton boystrong>sstrong> had inherited their father'strong>sstrong> ability to charm strong>sstrong>nakestrong>sstrong>, the IRS, and women. By Penny Reid