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Your father is a complete! I don't know what she called him, but I have a feeling that's when the first cuss were invented. By Rick Riordan

Child of Hades, what more could I do to you? You are perfect! So much sorrow and pain!' Nico gasped. His eyes flew open. By Rick Riordan

It's our loot!" he yelled, standing on his tiptoes so he could get in Clarisse's face. "If you don't like it, you can kiss my quiver! By Rick Riordan

I tried to look confused, which is one of my most convincing expressions. By Rick Riordan

Just my luck, on top of everything else I had to take baboon medicine. By Rick Riordan

Our baboon was going completely sky goddess - which is to say, nuts. By Rick Riordan

Atop a replica of the scales of justice sat a golden baboon, which Khufu immediately started flirting with. There By Rick Riordan

Out my left, I saw baboon bum, out my right, my long-lost uncle Amos. Naturally, I decided to focus on the right. By Rick Riordan

The baboon is driving," I noted. "Should I be worried? By Rick Riordan

You are one freaking awesome baboon. By Rick Riordan

Agh-uhh! the baboon grunted. He turned and waddled up the stairs. Unfortunately, the Lakers jersey didn't completely cover his multicolored rear. By Rick Riordan

When Athena falls in love, it's purely intellectual. It's a meeting of minds. The purest kind of love. By Rick Riordan

The fire-stealer guy? The chained-to-the-rock-with-the-vultures guy? By Rick Riordan

All aboard for one last trip. By Rick Riordan

Ever since my famous battle with Python, I've had a phobia of scaly reptilian creatures. (Especially if you include my stepmother, Hera. BOOM!) By Rick Riordan

Is there anything more embarrassing than sailing into battle with half-finished figureheads? -Loki By Rick Riordan

Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM! By Rick Riordan

For what it's worth: trust your feelings. I can't promise that you'll never get hurt again, but I can promise you the risk is worth it. By Rick Riordan

Don't underestimate Camp Half-Blood. By Rick Riordan

Piper McLean," [Annabeth] grumbled, "that was without a doubt the dumbest risk I've ever seen anyone take, and I date a dumb risk-taker. By Rick Riordan

The first lesson every child of Athena learned: Mom was the best at everything, and you should never, ever suggest otherwise. By Rick Riordan

Her face had an imperious, timeless quality that I'd learned to recognize. It meant I'm a goddess; deal with it. By Rick Riordan

Victory must be real. It must be earned. That means it must be rare and difficult, against steep odds, and defeat must be the other. By Rick Riordan

People are more difficult to work with than machines. And when you break a person, he can't be fixed. By Rick Riordan

I love teaching. I love working with kids ... maybe some day I'll go back to the classroom. I'm not ready to say it'll never happen. By Rick Riordan

She'd secretly had a crush on him since they were twelve years old. Last summer, she'd fallen for him hard. By Rick Riordan

Oh, did you expect me to play fair?" Cupid laughed. "I am the god of love. I am never fair. By Rick Riordan

But remember: what belongs to the sea will always return to the sea.--Nereid By Rick Riordan

You remind me of myself " Bes continued "back when I was a young dwarf. You got a stubborn streak. When it comes to girl problems you're clueless. By Rick Riordan

Thanks for everything.""As you wish," the captain said. If axes could frown, I'm sure he would have."Stay sharp," Carter told him. By Rick Riordan

Read while we're young By Rick Riordan

Everyone hates clowns," Otis said. "Even other clowns hate clowns. By Rick Riordan

I dragged Meg toward the sewer (because that's what friends are for) By Rick Riordan

My face felt like my normal face, as if that part of me hadn't transformed into a bird. [Fine, Sadie. Call me the Carter-headed chicken. Happy?] By Rick Riordan

I prayed the monsters would give up. Or that perhaps Philip of Macedonia would climb back to the terrace (do crocodiles climb?) and renew the fight. By Rick Riordan

A steely look of anger flared in my mother's eyes, and I thought, just maybe, I was leaving her in good hands after all. Her own. By Rick Riordan

He offered to stop the tide for me once. He offered to build me a palace at the bottom of the sea. By Rick Riordan

HERNIAS ARE US Wait ... sorry. I'm dyslexic. I squinted and decided it probably read: HERMES EXPRESS By Rick Riordan

(Annabeth says most of that salt water is in my head. Very funny, Wise Girl.) Anyway, By Rick Riordan

Seeing their cranky old camp director immortalized in stone, wearing a diaper and spewing water from his mouth, made her feel a little better. By Rick Riordan

Laistrygonians. Cannibals. Northern Giants. Sasquatch legend. Yep, yep. They are not birds. Not birds of North America. By Rick Riordan

Cinnamonrolls are good for harpies.' She [Ella] said. By Rick Riordan

Ella is nervous," the harpy muttered from her perch on the railing. "The elephant. The elephant is watching Ella. By Rick Riordan

You ... " The centaur's eyes flared like a cornered animal's. "You should be dead. By Rick Riordan

Father just needed someone to blame. So of course he picked the handsomest, most talented, hopelessly awesome god. Artemis made a gagging gesture. By Rick Riordan

Hail, Piper McLean," Chiron announced gravely, as if he were speaking at her funeral. "Daughter of Aphrodite, lady of the doves, goddess of love. By Rick Riordan

What's the point of being a magician if you can't wave your wand and make the people you care about feel better? By Rick Riordan

Like your zodiac sign? Percy asked. 'I'm a Leo.'No, stupid,' Leo said. I'm a Leo. You're a Percy. By Rick Riordan

When we retake the ancient places, I will cover the Acropolis in snow. By Rick Riordan

Until we meet again at the Acropolis, bro. I'll be the one killing giants. By Rick Riordan

For a moment, Percy actually remembered what it was like to be happy. He had an amazing girlfriend. They could have a future together. By Rick Riordan

Hope does not leave without being given permission. By Rick Riordan

Wrongly chosen, wrongly slain, A hero Valhalla cannot contain. Nine days hence the sun must go east, Ere Sword of Summer unbinds the beast. By Rick Riordan

Tattered jeans, grimy size-twenty sneakers and a plaid flannel shirt with holes in it. He smelled like a New By Rick Riordan

Oops. Sorry, everybody. This book is not officially endorsed by the proper Muse. If it explodes in your hand, my bad. By Rick Riordan

Everything happens for a reason, Sadie, even bad things. By Rick Riordan

I'm Crusty, he said, with a tartar-yellow smile.I resisted the urge to say, Yes, you are. By Rick Riordan

Leo," Hazel gasped, "I can't - my arms - ""Hazel," he said. "Do you trust me?""No!""Me neither," Leo admitted. By Rick Riordan

I've found peace here at the co-op. You could stay with us, if you want. Become a ROFLcopter. By Rick Riordan

I held it up, and tried to channel happy dog thoughts toward Cerberus- Alpo commercials, cute little puppies, fire hydrants. By Rick Riordan

Annabeth smiled. "I don't know the ocean very well, but my boyfriend does. I think it's time you met Percy. By Rick Riordan

I tried not to feel hurt. Here was my own dad,telling me he was sorry i'd been born. By Rick Riordan

I was glad to be with her, but it also kind of hurt, and it hurt when I wasn't with her, too. By Rick Riordan

You would do well to listen more and talk less, boy. By Rick Riordan

You can't plan for feelings. You have to accept that. Let it scare you. Trust that it'll be okay anyway. By Rick Riordan

So, destroy? Cal asked. Clearly, the conversation was giving his two brain cells a serious workout. By Rick Riordan

Leo had wanted to paint a giant message on the bottom of the hull-WASSUP? with a smiley-face-but Annabeth had vetoed the idea. By Rick Riordan

I tried explaining to Blackjack that taking a flying horse to a donut shop would give every cop in there a heart attack, but he didn't seem to get it. By Rick Riordan

Go Chase A Donut. -Percy Jackson. By Rick Riordan

Won't change anything,' I said. 'You're still my best friend.' He grinned. 'Except for Annabeth.' 'That's different.' 'Yeah,' he agreed. 'It sure is. By Rick Riordan

Poseidon's underpants! You can't be serious. By Rick Riordan

Life is only precious because it ends, kid. By Rick Riordan

If i'm going to survive, it won't be because i have a lion-skin cloak. I'm not Hercules. By Rick Riordan

The Friday before winter break, my mom packed me an overnight bag and a few deadly weapons and took me to a new boarding school. By Rick Riordan

I sort of fell.""Percy! Six hundred and thirty feet? By Rick Riordan

Well, actually it carried Cadmus. Europa fell off and died along the way, but that's not important.' It was probably important to her. By Rick Riordan

Drivin' the green train I'm all like, Choo-choo! Choo-choo! Can't catch me! - Oh, poop! A By Rick Riordan

Beware!" Piper yelled at the crowd. "Every man in this palace is your enemy. Each one will stab you in the back at the first chance! By Rick Riordan

Fair means everyone gets what they need. And the only way to get what you need is to make that happen yourself. By Rick Riordan

Fairness means everyone gets what they need. And the only way to get what you need is to make it happen yourself. By Rick Riordan

You spoke the truth, Percy Jackson. You are nothing like ... like Hercules. I am honored that you carry this sword. By Rick Riordan

Now i'd like to tell u i did something heroic like stand up against a raging team of fire-breathing horses with only my sword the truth is i ran. By Rick Riordan

Isis and Horus," he said. "I see you've found new bodies. By Rick Riordan

Leo ran down the hall waving a wrench. Man, did you have to destroy the plumbing? By Rick Riordan

The guy reeked like moldy garlic pizza wrapped in gym shorts. By Rick Riordan

Our problems started in Dallas, when the fire-breathing sheep destroyed the King Tut exhibit. By Rick Riordan

This is Leo. I'm the ... What's my title? Am I like, admiral, or captain, or ... ""Repair boy.""Very funny, Piper. By Rick Riordan

I'm sorry I can't do more. But happy birthday, Sadie. He leaned forward and kissed me on the lips. By Rick Riordan

Maybe - just maybe - Sadie had my best interests at heart. (I just caught her making faces at me, so maybe not.) By Rick Riordan

Will and Nico sat shoulder to shoulder, bantering good-naturedly. They were so cute together it made me feel desolate. It By Rick Riordan

Almost everything strange washes up near Miami. By Rick Riordan

It's cool. No sword. See? No sword. Calm thoughts. Sea grass. Mama cows. Vegetarianism. By Rick Riordan

It wasn't easy looking dignified wearing a bed sheet and a purple cape. By Rick Riordan

Percy: We're staying together. You're not getting away from me. Never again.Annabeth: As long as we're together. By Rick Riordan

We're staying together," he promised. "You're not getting away from me. Never again. By Rick Riordan

You're not getting away from me. Never again. - Percy By Rick Riordan

I gave her my deluxe I'll-Kill-You-Later stare. By Rick Riordan

Being productive. Ugh. It's such a human concept. It implies you have limited time (LOL) and have to work hard to make something happen (double LOL). By Rick Riordan

I found that things weren't going well upstairs. Carter was a crumpled heap of chicken warrior on the slope of the pyramid. By Rick Riordan

Right." Sadie looked dazed. "You've got a monkey butler. Why not? By Rick Riordan

Oh, god," I said. "Sorry, sorry. Do I die now?"Sadie to Zia By Rick Riordan

Come on," I said. "I've got some questions for Thoth. And then I'm going to punch him in the beak. By Rick Riordan

He didn't want to spend the rest of his life looking like an extra from The Walking Dead. By Rick Riordan

Daryl, de The Walking Dead, y Mike, de Breaking Bad By Rick Riordan

Thor regaled me with his theories about a hypothetical death match between Daryl from The Walking Dead and Mike from Breaking Bad. By Rick Riordan

If that wasn't bad enough, Leo fell in love with every girl he saw - as long as she was totally out of his league. By Rick Riordan

Wine is a new drink," Dionysus explained. "But it's more than just a drink. It's a religious experience! By Rick Riordan

You need to be prepared to move.""Why?" I sat up and looked out the windshield, straight into a raging sandstorm. "Oh ... By Rick Riordan

One of the natural consequences of being so awesome is that I attracted envy from all quarters. By Rick Riordan

Oh dear, I forgot my friend is invulnerable and took a knife for him. Oops. By Rick Riordan

Hold it," Annabeth said. "I prefer my boyfriend with an un-melted brain. What exactly are we talking about here?" Carter By Rick Riordan

Oo!" Nico raised his hand. "What about Dr. Thorn? That was awesome how you shot himwith arrows! Is he dead? By Rick Riordan

The rivalry ends here," [Percy] said. "I love you, Wise Girl. By Rick Riordan

Lemurs?" Frank asked nervously. "I'm guessing you don't mean the furry little guys from Madagascar? By Rick Riordan

Go on with what your heart tells you, or you will lose all. By Rick Riordan

A wind that blows aimlessly is no good to anyone. By Rick Riordan

Ares's power was causing my anger. He'd love it if I attacked. I didn't want to give him the satisfaction. By Rick Riordan

Hi, this is Ganymede, cup-bearer to Zeus, and when I'm out buying wine for the Lord of the Skies, I always buckle up! By Rick Riordan

Let us find the dam snack bar before it's too late said Zoe. By Rick Riordan

They'd laughed when he flunked out of West Point. They'd laughed By Rick Riordan

Think positive girl, or the world ends. By Rick Riordan

You can play with your flamethrower later. By Rick Riordan

Keep moving. Don't get bogged down. Don't think about the bad stuff. Smile and joke even when you don't feel like it. By Rick Riordan

Polybotes found it difficult to say good-bye, since he no longer had a head. By Rick Riordan

A guy in Greek armor drew his sword and charged, but slipped in a puddle of pina colada. By Rick Riordan

Along with Coach Edge, who was still so charged with adrenaline that every time the ship hit turbulence, he swung his bat and yelled, Die! By Rick Riordan

The thanes nodded and patted each other on the back as if to say, Yes, wow! We really are wise and open-minded! We deserve cookies! By Rick Riordan

I can't summon anymore gas! Leo warned. The His faced turned red. 'Wow, that came out wrong. I mean the burning kind. By Rick Riordan

Wow." Percy handed back the book. "Maybe Mars is different than Ares. I don't think Ares can read. By Rick Riordan

I am never, ever going to make things easy for you, Seaweed Brain. Get used to it. By Rick Riordan

Forget the oracle. You don't like your destiny? Write a new one. By Rick Riordan

And it was pretty much the best underwater kiss of all time By Rick Riordan

And it was the best underwater kiss of all time. Percy Jackson By Rick Riordan

So I was officially sixteen. For my present, I got cornered by Uncle Freaky, who announced that I was marked for assassination. By Rick Riordan

Worth the trouble. If they only knew about her dream. They had no idea. ... By Rick Riordan

Annabeth rubbed the clay beads on her necklace, the way she does when she's thinking. She looked beautiful. But I digress. By Rick Riordan

I was pretty sure if I tried to sing, all I would cause was an avalanche. By Rick Riordan

may the gods be with you By Rick Riordan

You say I'm a demigod. I say I'm a receipt. My dad crafted a pair of earrings for Freya. She married him for a day. She By Rick Riordan

Without you, I doubt Percy could find a way out of a paper bag.''True', Annabeth agreed.'Hey!' Percy complained. By Rick Riordan

There's always a way out for those clever enough to find it. -Athena By Rick Riordan

The magna mater!" a ghost wailed in despair. "The big mother! By Rick Riordan

Tyson let loose a huge belch. "Better now. By Rick Riordan

Sif seemed so refined, so graceful, so unlikely to fart or belch in public. By Rick Riordan

Piper's dad used to say that being in the airport didn't count as visiting a city. Piper felt the sameway about sewers. By Rick Riordan

Reyna's destiny: to die defending a passive-aggressive goddess. By Rick Riordan

Mmm. Don't make me regret it, satyr. Now get going, Percy Jackson. I've bought you a few hours at most. By Rick Riordan

The Greeks called this place the omphalos, literally the belly button of the earth, though they never specified whether it was an innie or an outie. By Rick Riordan

For the rest of my life I would be thinking about her. She would always be my biggest WHAT IF. By Rick Riordan

For the rest of my life I would always be thinking about her. She would always be my biggest what if. -Perseus Jackson By Rick Riordan

Otis! Will you PLEASE stop killing me! By Rick Riordan

Oh, Hazel is awesome," Don Said. "She's so nice! All the other campers are like 'Go away Don.' But she's like 'Please go away, Don.' I love her! By Rick Riordan

After my bad experience as a kite, I simply refused to go about as a glowing Sadie-headed chicken. That's fine for Carter, but I have standards. By Rick Riordan

I tried to tell them that things would be okay, but I didn't believe it. By Rick Riordan

The other bad news: Polyphemus barreled toward me, a thousand smelly pounds of Cyclops that I would have to fight with a very small sword. By Rick Riordan

put Mentos in his Spanish teacher's Diet Coke. By Rick Riordan

I am happy to crush my enemies underfoot, but I don't fight without reason. I don't want war without end. By Rick Riordan

Apollo is hot''He's the sun god.''That's not what I meant By Rick Riordan

her outstretched hand jutting into the engine room, offering the life-sized figure of Nike that stood in her palm, like, Here, have some Victory! By Rick Riordan

That is exactly how people beat Chinese handcuffs. They turn into iguanas. By Rick Riordan

That is exactly how you beat chinese handcuffs. You turn into Iguanas. By Rick Riordan

But (Peresphone) was like, the goddess of flowers." Grover looked offended. "Springtime. By Rick Riordan

Less than forty-eight hours until G-Day, when Gaea the Princess of Potty Sludge would awaken in all her dirt-faced glory. By Rick Riordan

I'm coming back for you Calypso," he said to the night wind. "I swear on the river Styx. By Rick Riordan

I've been thinking."That snapped Piper back to the present. Coming from your boyfriend, I've been thinking was kind of a scary line. By Rick Riordan

Young man, names are powerful things. You don't just go around using them for no reason. By Rick Riordan

WHEN SOMEONE SAYS, It's the Squirrel, you don't ask questions. By Rick Riordan

Squirrel as in squirrel squirrel? By Rick Riordan

Oh, man ... " Leo shook his head in amazement. "That's right. You've missed the last like, seventy years. Well, my apprentice, a chicken nugget - By Rick Riordan

We need a shroud. A shroud for the son of Hermes. By Rick Riordan

Percy looked at his friends. I'm getting tired of this guy's shirt. By Rick Riordan

Why does it have to be so hard? Why can't it be a happily-ever-after ride-into-the-sunset feeling all the time? By Rick Riordan

Hedge yelled a question that might have been: Where's Frank? Percy pointed at the giant koi. Frank waved his left dorsal fin. 'Sup? By Rick Riordan

My experience with Khonsu had taught me not be greedy about time. It was best to appreciate what you had and not yearn for more. By Rick Riordan

Elpis, the spirit of hope, stayed with humans so they wouldn't give up completely. They could always believe that things might get better. By Rick Riordan

You're Bes, I guess?" I said."Yes," he said."Your car's a mess," Liz muttered."If one more person rhymes," Emma grumbled, "I'll throw up. By Rick Riordan

Jason tried to summon more lightning. Nothing happened. If he ever met his dad, he'd have to petition for an increased daily allowance of bolts. By Rick Riordan

Someday, you will make an excellent guardian ba.""Thanks," I muttered. "Can't wait to be poultry forever. By Rick Riordan

I smelled barbecue before I reached the house, and that made me madder than ever, because I really love barbecue. By Rick Riordan

I hate to tell you this," Jason said, "but I think your leopard just ate a goddess. By Rick Riordan

Every single athlete or soldier for participation? Should we all line By Rick Riordan

A big glowing red dude with the head of a wolf guarded a herd of ... Were those unicorns? By Rick Riordan

Yay! Tyson went around the couches and gave everyone a big hug - even Octavian, who didn't look thrilled about it. By Rick Riordan

The first thing we pulled out was a lump of white gunk."Wax," Carter pronounced."Fascinating. By Rick Riordan

I wax poeticOn the beauty of sewersReal short poem. Done By Rick Riordan

Intelligence won wars, not brute force. By Rick Riordan

When weak, act strong. By Rick Riordan

We're on the moon," Sadie murmured. "El Paso, Texas," Bast corrected. By Rick Riordan

Now- I don't know what you think of when I say dragon. Whatever it is- it's not scary enough. By Rick Riordan

he had a hot date with a polearm. By By Rick Riordan

Hello George. Hey Martha (Percy) Did you bring us a rat? (George) George, stop it!He's busy! (Martha) Too busy for rats? That's just sad. (George) By Rick Riordan

We did all the standard camp numbers: "Down By The Aegean," "I Am My Own Great-Great-Great-Great Grandpa," "This Land is Minos's Land. By Rick Riordan

To my wonderful readers:Sorry about that last cliff-hanger.Well, no, not really. HAHAHAHA.But seriously, I love you guys. By Rick Riordan

You missed a pedestrian," I said. "You want to go back and hit her? By Rick Riordan

Stay alert!" I told Blackjack. "I've got an idea." Oh, I hate your ideas. By Rick Riordan

We ran, plowing through another pile of peppers. [No, I didn't pick a peck of them, Sadie - just shut up.] By Rick Riordan

I don't know if Daedalus will help you, lad, but don't judge someone until you've stood at his forge and worked with his hammer, eh? By Rick Riordan

Next to me, pressed against the wall of the old fort, Annabeth peered into the rain, waiting for magical teenagers to fall out of the sky. By Rick Riordan

Whoa ,zombie dude By Rick Riordan

Whoa, boss! Its voice spoke in my mind as it clopped away from the sword blade. I don't wanna be a horse-ke-bob! By Rick Riordan

Dude! said a party pony as he unloaded his gear. Did you see that bear guy? He was all like: 'Whoa, I have an arrow in my mouth! By Rick Riordan

Whoa, boy, he told himself. Golden Rule for Demigods: Thou shalt not Hokey Pokey with psychos. By Rick Riordan

I love Norse mythology - Thor and Odin and Loki - amazing characters. By Rick Riordan

The good news: he dropped Annabeth. The bad news: he dropped her headfirst onto the rocks, where she lay motionless as a rag doll. By Rick Riordan

Traitor!" Hera shouted. "You meddlesome, D-list goddess! You aren't worthy to pour my wine, much less rule the world. By Rick Riordan

You have to rise above the squabbling and chaos, and keep believing. You have to always keep your goals in mind. -Hera, goddess of marriage By Rick Riordan

Percy can pass seventh grade. Waffles can be blue. Little miracles like that. By Rick Riordan

She said this in the same way you might say Fields of Punishment or Hades's gym shorts. By Rick Riordan

So," Frank said. "Your name isn't Sammy?"Leo scowled. "What kind of question is that?""Nothing," Frank said quickly. "I just - Nothing. By Rick Riordan

I'm just a repair guy who can throw the occasional fireball. By Rick Riordan

He was making a brave attempt, but Jason could see the sadness lingering in his eyes. Something had happened to him... something to do with Calypso. By Rick Riordan

Coach Hedge yelled,"Thar she blows! Kansas, ahoy!""Holy Hephaestus," Leo muttered. "He really needs to work on his shipspeak. By Rick Riordan

People of Earth, I come in peace! By Rick Riordan

Oh ... bank vaults," Leo said. "Never thought about that. By Rick Riordan

We were absolutely destined to meet your hot sister By Rick Riordan

Want to hit Leo?That is understandableHunk muffin earned it By Rick Riordan

This is Buford," Leo announced. "You name your furniture?" Frank asked. By Rick Riordan

Team Leo!~ Leo valdez By Rick Riordan

The only thing they had in common was Calypso, and every time Leo thought about that he wanted to punch Percy in the face. By Rick Riordan

We've all got weaknesses. Me, for instance. I'm tragically funny and good-looking. By Rick Riordan

As for Percy, he held his magic ballpoint pen like he was trying to decide whether to bust out some sword moves or autograph Nike's chariot. By Rick Riordan

We've arrived," Leo announced. "Time to Split."Frank groaned. "Can we leave Valdez in Croatia? By Rick Riordan

Thalia ignored him as usual (which no doubt meant she thought he was as cool as ever). By Rick Riordan

He hated being filled with terror. It was embarrassing. By Rick Riordan

Leo: "I can't believe I thought you were hot." Khione's face turned red. "Hot? You dare insult me? I am cold, Leo Valdez. Very, very cold. By Rick Riordan

Thats what happens to Snow in Texas, lady. It freaking MELTS!! Leo Valdez- The Lost Hero By Rick Riordan

I dont like to think. it interfers with being nutsleo valdez By Rick Riordan

Why are we being chased by evil espresso drinks?! By Rick Riordan

I'm all about doing the impossible. By Rick Riordan

Leo Valdez!" the spirit howled. "Open this gate or I will kill you!""A fair and generous offer!" Leo said. By Rick Riordan

You must forge your own path for it to mean anything. By Rick Riordan

Who's possessing who now, Casper? By Rick Riordan

Akmon squealed with delight. I knew you were as smart as Hercules! I will call you Black Bottom, the Sequel! By Rick Riordan

Oh, yeah?" Leo growled. "Well, maybe you got the smoke, buddy, but I've got the fire. By Rick Riordan

Smile and joke, even when you don't feel like it.ESPECIALLY when you don't feel like it. By Rick Riordan

She wanted me to betray you guys, and I was like, 'Pfft, right, I'm gonna listen to a face in the potty sludge'. By Rick Riordan

She grabbed his face and pulled him into a kiss, which effectively shut him up. By Rick Riordan

Leo had seen Tia Callida in action; she liked knives, snakes and putting babies in roaring fires. Yeah, definitely let's unleash her rage. Great idea. By Rick Riordan

BEHOLD THE CHEDDAR!" [Leo] announced. "ALL HAIL THE CHEESE CONQUERORS! By Rick Riordan

Dang! Snake people know how to make bundt cake. By Rick Riordan

Potty Sludge! Dirt Face! THIS IS FOR MY MOTHER, ESPERANZA VALDEZ!" His By Rick Riordan

He'd heard about people who ascended too quickly and developed nitrogen bubbles in their blood. Leo wanted to avoid carbonated blood. By Rick Riordan

Survive today. Figure out crayon drawing of destiny later. By Rick Riordan

I know, I'm an idiot!" Leo moaned. "A brilliant idiot, but still an idiot. By Rick Riordan

The future for Commander Tool Belt was not looking so hot. By Rick Riordan

The eidolons started pounding on the door. 'Who is it?' Leo called. 'Valdez!''Valdez who? By Rick Riordan

Look, lady, we're not going to go all HUNGER GAMES on each other. Isn't going to happen. By Rick Riordan

I'm the Super-sized McShizzle, man!" Leo said. "I'm Leo Valdez, bad boy supreme. And the ladies love a bad boy. By Rick Riordan

Let's boogie,' he (Leo) said. 'Before I come to my senses By Rick Riordan

Jason wondered why his expression seemed farmiliar. The he realised. Nico Di Angelo had looked the same way after facing cupid.Leo was heartsick. By Rick Riordan

Laughter is a good way to hide pain"- Leo Valdez By Rick Riordan

Also ... the plan sounded exactly like the sneaky, twisted, ridiculously annoying and noble sort of thing Leo Valdez would do. By Rick Riordan

You can't burn me. By Rick Riordan

All da cows love Leo. By Rick Riordan

I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts - Leo Valdez By Rick Riordan

Dude." Jason gave Percy a bear hug."Back from Tartarus!" Leo whooped. "That's my peeps! By Rick Riordan

Rainbows. Very Macho! ~Leo Valdez By Rick Riordan

Jason looked like her was trying to figure out an equation. Let me get this straight. Your table ran away ... because you polished him with windex. By Rick Riordan

A ruby-encrusted orb popped its top and helicopter blades unfolded. Leo was glad Buford the table wasn't here-he would've fallen in love. By Rick Riordan

The end of the world made gelato taste a lot better By Rick Riordan

Piper patted his shoulder. Trust me, Valdez. Beautiful people never lie. By Rick Riordan

Hello, Hazel Levesque. By Rick Riordan

I mean, I can understand not being as pricey as Percy or Jason, maybe ... but am I worth, like, two Franks, or three Franks? By Rick Riordan

Lots of death, huh? Personally, I'm trying to avoid lots of death, but you guys have fun! By Rick Riordan

One basketball to rule them all. By Rick Riordan

I still don't understand what a sea god would be doing in Atlanta."Leo snorted. "What's a wine god doing in Kansas? Gods are weird. By Rick Riordan

I try very hard to be annoying. Don't insult my ability to annoy. By Rick Riordan

Leo Valdez deserved a special punishment," she [Khione] said. "I have sent him to a place from which he can never return. By Rick Riordan

Why would you come to Italy to see Spanish steps? That's like going to China for Mexican food, isn't it? By Rick Riordan

Shut up, me" Leo said out loud."What?" Piper asked."Nothing," he said. "Long night. I think I'm hallucinating. It's cool. By Rick Riordan

Her most recent birthday. She'd just turned thirteen. But not last December - December 17, 1941, the last day she had lived in New Orleans. By Rick Riordan

Armed with my sword and wand, I was all set for a stroll through the swamp to look for a hungry monster. Oh, joy! By Rick Riordan

Gods tend to be selfish. Even when they're helpful, they always have their own motives. That's why you have to be careful about trusting them. By Rick Riordan

Her face was pale, her eyes as sad as when she looked at the ocean. By Rick Riordan

What about a compromise? I'll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I'll apologize. By Rick Riordan

Dan Cahill thought he had the most annoying big sister on the planet. And that was before she set fire to two million dollars. By Rick Riordan

A half-blood of the eldest dogs ... ""Er, Percy?" Annabeth interrupted. "That's gods. Not dogs. By Rick Riordan

Sometimes you have to lose a piece to win a game. By Rick Riordan

It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one. By Rick Riordan

You invented the selfie stick," Alex said. "I was wondering who to blame for that. By Rick Riordan

Hey, show up with an army of undead warriors to save the day, and suddenly you're everybody's best friend. By Rick Riordan

No hero is above fear, Percy. And you have risen above every hero.- Poseidon By Rick Riordan

I had a crush on Percy," Nico spat. "That's the truth. That's the big secret. By Rick Riordan

I don't feel that way anymore," Nico muttered. "I mean ... I gave up on Percy. I was young and impressionable, and I-I don't ... By Rick Riordan

He put his finger to his lips. I'm incognito. Call me Fred. By Rick Riordan

Waitress!" Hedge called. "Six double espressos, and whatever these guys want. Put it on the girl's tab. By Rick Riordan

If this was a middle-class family in Alfheim, I didn't want to split a lunch tab with the one-percenters. By Rick Riordan

But I felt as if I'd just been Photoshopped out of my own book cover. And if there was one thing I wasn't used to, it was being ignored By Rick Riordan

Its my birthday wish me happy birthday horus said happy birthday I yelled now shut up By Rick Riordan

It's my birthday, Horus insisted. Wish me happy birthday!"Happy birthday!" I yelled. "Now shut up! By Rick Riordan

No demigod can heal your heart.Aphrodite to Reyna, at Charleston By Rick Riordan

Now the tattoos," Zia announced. "Brilliant!" I said. "On your tongue," she added. "Excuse me? By Rick Riordan

She had a tattoo on the inside: the letters SPQR, a crossed sword and torch, and under that, four parallel lines like score marks. By Rick Riordan

Not that my regularly scheduled life was so great, but it beat getting judged unworthy by twelve bearded guys named Erik. By Rick Riordan

he didn't look as good as Piper had last night after she'd suddenly been transformed. By Rick Riordan

Percy let me go, she croaked. You can't pull me up. Never By Rick Riordan

Her secret fear? Maybe she didn't tried hard enough. By Rick Riordan

Stand your ground!" Stheno yelled. "I've got free samples! By Rick Riordan

We passed through a supermarket, a clothing boutique with the latest in Viking fashions, and an IKEA outlet (naturally). By Rick Riordan

Why couldn't a girl take over the kingdom? I dunno. It's stupid, but that's how it was. By Rick Riordan

Right," Nico said again. "But it's cool. We're cool. I mean, I see now ... you're cute, but you're not my type, By Rick Riordan

Erre es korakas, Blinky!" Dionysus cursed. "I will have your soul! By Rick Riordan

Erre es korakas, Blinkey!" Dionysus cursed. "I will have your soul!" "Um, he's a video game character," I said. By Rick Riordan

Cutting through the roar of the wind, the goddess Nike screamed from the stables: YOU CAN DO BETTER, STORM! GIVE ME A HUNDRED AND TEN PERCENT! By Rick Riordan

Sam again demonstrated her affection for me by not clubbing my brains out. We were having a friendship fest here at the Thinking Cup. By Rick Riordan

I think kids will read more good books than we can possibly produce. By Rick Riordan

So I saved your life, and you repaid me by raising Kronos. That's fair. By Rick Riordan

So few people did good in their lives. It was depressing. By Rick Riordan

she was going crazy, By Rick Riordan

Even if she were going crazy, she didn't want to look like she was going crazy. By Rick Riordan

Frank scooted back like the disk might explode. He had an orange-juice mustache and a brownie-crumb beard that made Piper want to hand him a napkin. By Rick Riordan

When the griffin moved, they fluttered so fast, they blurred and buzzed like the wings of the world's largest, most vicious hummingbird. By Rick Riordan

I can't promise that every child with learning differences will become a novelist, but I do think all children can become lifelong readers. By Rick Riordan

Kids are baby goats. They're cute and they have redeeming social value. You are definitely not kids. By Rick Riordan

The Feast of Fortuna had nothing to do with tuna, which was fine with Percy. By Rick Riordan

Find your school satyr and get his help. You need to make it to Camp Half-Blood right away. By Rick Riordan

I hoped I wasn't blushing. It was bad enough I had to depend on my mom to drive me to my battles. By Rick Riordan

With great power comes a great need to take a nap. By Rick Riordan

There's no point in defending camp if you guys die. All our friends are here. By Rick Riordan

I looked at Allison. "You're a lot of fun. But right now I want you to put down the frying pan, okay?""Are you crazy?""Put it down. By Rick Riordan

You will not believe me, but I am proud of your strength. Sometimes ... sometimes the only way I can care for my children is to keep my distance. By Rick Riordan

Deserve better...if only...they just had...thrones... By Rick Riordan

He scowled at Jason. And please, I don't like being touched. Don't ever grab me again. By Rick Riordan

Clarisse demolished a whole building with a wrecking ball, and the maze entrance just shifted a few feet. By Rick Riordan

Death is sometimes kinder than Love. By Rick Riordan

Lovely. Imprisoned in a nursery school dungeon. By Rick Riordan

But part of him wanted to say: Forget the world. He didn't want to be without her. By Rick Riordan

Flirting with random women in a tavern? That sounds like Helios. Well, it sounds like most of the gods, actually. By Rick Riordan

That boy needs to eat more. He's too skinny. He needs more cereal.-Demeter By Rick Riordan

I'd like to say that was the only time Demeter got into a bad situation with a man. Unfortunately, it wasn't. By Rick Riordan

The young girl looked at me, her eyes colder and brighter than the winter moon. "I am Artemis," she said. "Goddess of the Hunt. By Rick Riordan

My last performance Some old lady drops the mic And kills everyone I By Rick Riordan

If you're heading downtown from Centeral Park, my advice is to take the subway. Flying pigs are faster but way more dangerous By Rick Riordan

Some dogs need to be put down." Nico took a step forward. "Like you." For By Rick Riordan

Thor's mighty chariot rides across the sky, and lightning is caused by hurling his great hammer, Mjolnir. By Rick Riordan

He remembered his home now, and that gave him new determination to succeed. He was fighting for two camps now two families. By Rick Riordan

A truly great artist has many talents. By Rick Riordan

You can never give up on family. By Rick Riordan

My eyes were gray - more like my cousin Annabeth's than my mom's. By Rick Riordan

Honestly, I thought I was going to be a kite forever, suffocating inside a little feathery prison. And he had the nerve to make fun! By Rick Riordan

As for the deaths of the Valkyries - that was a sacrifice they willingly made. Do not dishonor them by feeling guilt. You cannot prevent every death, By Rick Riordan

I can see the stars again m'lady. By Rick Riordan

Stars, I can see the stars again, my lady. By Rick Riordan

But she sounded like the weight of the sky had just been lifted off her shoulders - and believe me, I know firsthand how that feels. By Rick Riordan

If I ever become a king, I'm totally going to ask him for an army of giant golden acid-spitting llamas. Okay, sorry. I got distracted again. By Rick Riordan

Watching a satyr cook Eggo blueberry waffles on a stick over an open fire. By Rick Riordan

He had a crush on a blueberry bush once. By Rick Riordan

Nothing is more tragic than loving someone to the depths of your soul and knowing they cannot and will not ever love you back. By Rick Riordan

You can't just abandon your family because they did something horrible. By Rick Riordan

Luke's left side was bloody. His eyes were open - blue eyes, the way they used to be. His breath was a deep rattle. "Good ... blade," he croaked. By Rick Riordan

Headless guys and gals Not loving the Midwest vibe Oh, look - a cheese ghost GEE, By Rick Riordan

Never mind our plan," Khione snarled. "Kill her!" As the Boreads raised their swords, By Rick Riordan

Our secret weapon, Khione! We're not just a bunch of demigods. We're a team. By Rick Riordan

Grover: It's a very sweet love story. I get misty-eyed every time I play it. So does Percy, but I think that's because he's laughing at me. By Rick Riordan

Nico sat forward. "I communed with the dead last night." He just tossed that line out there, like he was saying he got a text from a buddy. By Rick Riordan

Dreams like podcast. Downloading truth in my ears. They tell me cool stuff. By Rick Riordan

Seriously, who curses you with their dying breath and says, I hope your eye twitches! By Rick Riordan

Monsters don't die. They just dissipate into smoke and dust, which saves heroes a lot of trouble cleaning up after a fight. By Rick Riordan

Your fatal flaw is personal loyalty, Percy. You do not know when it is time to cut your losses. To save a friend, you would sacrifice the world. In By Rick Riordan

Piper had a new entry in her top-ten list of Times Piper Felt Useless. Fighting Shrimpzilla with a dagger and a pretty voice? Not so effective. By Rick Riordan

Tell you a story? Or I could just, like, pass out And twitch on the couch THIS By Rick Riordan

Now, sorry about that kill-on-sight business. By Rick Riordan

The sight of the Medusa head made the boar squeal in outrage. Maybe it looked too much like one of his relatives. By Rick Riordan

I'm not usually an eavesdropper,but i dare you to try not listening if you hear your best friend talking about you to an adult. By Rick Riordan

I'm Dylan. I'm so cool. I want to date myself, but I don't know how! You want to date me instead? You're so lucky! By Rick Riordan

Then again, Piper couldn't imagine choosing one demi god's life over another, By Rick Riordan

Grace used to let her play with these - a pearl bracelet, a diamond ring, By Rick Riordan

Your lifeline ... oh, the burning stick. Right. Leo resisted the urge to set his hand ablaze and yell: BWAH HA HA! By Rick Riordan

I'm right here." He tried to put his hand By Rick Riordan

The skeleton warrior's right foot and hand were slowly dissolving from poison. His head was on fire, but otherwise he looked pretty good. By Rick Riordan

A big sacrifice is coming, and you won't have the courage to make it. That will cost you dearly. It will cost the world dearly. By Rick Riordan

The Man, man. Big Brother. The suits. The imperators." I By Rick Riordan

And this is Annabeth," Jason said. "Uh, normally she doesn't judo-flip people. By Rick Riordan

When I looked back, all I could see were flashes of green and blue as my father fought the Titan and the sea itself was torn apart by the two armies. By Rick Riordan

Nothing like ADHD and a good fight to the death to make time fly By Rick Riordan

One of these days, I would love to exit a world without being pursued by an angry mob. By Rick Riordan

That's why we live by a river. Occasionally, I forget and pat Lit on the back''I hate that.'King Midas & Lit By Rick Riordan

Son of a MidasYou, sir, are a stupid-headHere, have an ostrich By Rick Riordan

It's not important," Silena insisted. "We have to find Charlie!"Another first: a child of Aphrodite uninterested in jewellery. By Rick Riordan

Travis: The Aphrodite kids were ripping each other's clothes and throwing lipstick and jewellery. It was like a rabid herd of wild Bratz. By Rick Riordan

But too much love is poison, especially when that love is not returned. By Rick Riordan

Nico found a sort of freedom in knowing that eventually, no matter what happened, he would end up at the foot of his father's throne. By Rick Riordan

That morning on sentry duty, before Percy showed up, Frank had almost told Hazel his secret. By Rick Riordan

You shouldn't try to carry a problem alone. But if you don't want to talk about it, that's okay. By Rick Riordan

You are amazing," she said. "And you make a very handsome elephant. By Rick Riordan

Texting, even browsing the Internet - all these things can attract monsters. By Rick Riordan

Curse us eh/I'll make you pay!/I don't want to rhyme all day! By Rick Riordan

Percy!' Annabeth scolded. 'You just opened another Monster Doughnut shop somewhere! By Rick Riordan

I told Tantalus to go chase a doughnut. By Rick Riordan

Writing is like a sport. If you don't practice, you don't get any better. By Rick Riordan

Not your fault, brother. Kronos does not explode good. Next time we will use a big stick. By Rick Riordan

All hail, Perseus Jackson," Tyson said. "Hero of Olympus ... and my big brother! By Rick Riordan

Rocket launcher?" he wondered aloud. "Nope, nope," said a voice from the corner. "Potatoes. By Rick Riordan

Aretmis gripped her bow. "Let us pray I am wrong."Can goddesses pray? By Rick Riordan

Next to her Percy coughed. This place smells like my ex-stepfather. By Rick Riordan

I would've hit the water hard, but at the last second I changed into a falcon.~Carter Kane By Rick Riordan

That's the girl ... that's the girl" Annabeth punched him in the nose and knocked him flat. "And you," she told him, "lay off my friend. By Rick Riordan

She couldn't think about the entire world right now. She had to concentrate on what was right next to her. By Rick Riordan

You killed Thor!" Otis bleated. "You dropped a giantess on him! By Rick Riordan

Are you a ghost? By Rick Riordan

My point is that love is the most powerful motivator in the world. It spurs mortals to greatness. Their noblest, bravest acts are done for love. By Rick Riordan

The Olympians were a reminder that there was always someone better than you, so you shouldn't get a big head. By Rick Riordan

You guys are so ... dark. Even if I used flash, I'm not sure it would come out.""Y-yeah," Percy managed. "You guys aren't photogenic. By Rick Riordan

Cupid," Jason called, "where are you?"'Where you least expect me,' Cupid answered. 'As love always is. By Rick Riordan

Sucktastic!"-Leo By Rick Riordan

Now fight me! For today thee House of Hades will be called the saviors of Olympus. By Rick Riordan

For one exciting minute, Percy felt like he was winning. By Rick Riordan

The plan had three phases: dangerous, really dangerous and insanely dangerous. By Rick Riordan

Bob says hello," he told the stars. By Rick Riordan

Their goal was in sight. They had a Titan with a very loud kitten on their side. That had to count for something. By Rick Riordan

Your destiny grows clearer, Jason Grace. When the choice comes again- storm or fire- remember me. And do not despair. By Rick Riordan

Ask me again, once we defeat Gaea. By Rick Riordan

Nico," he said gently, "I've seen a lot of brave things. But what you just did? That was maybe the bravest. By Rick Riordan

Even the gods were impressed. They descended from Olympus and loaded Hercules down with so much swag, it got embarrassing. Hermes By Rick Riordan

I hope I packed well for you," Hermes said. "I do have some experience with travel. By Rick Riordan

Curse Hermes and his multi-vitamins! By Rick Riordan

Hermes has threatened me with slow mail. lousy Internet service and a horrible stock market if i publish this story. I hope he is just bluffing. By Rick Riordan

Hello, Hermes! Command sequence: Daedalus Twenty-three. Kill Flying Pigs! Begin Activation!" Immediately the statue moved By Rick Riordan

The moral?" Hermes asked. "Goodness, you act like it's a fable. It's a true story. Does truth have a moral? By Rick Riordan

I turned and faced the Olympians."We need a shroud," I announced, my voice cracking. "A shroud for the son of Hermes. By Rick Riordan

Festus, good news!' he shouted. 'Our navigation readings are completely messed up! By Rick Riordan

What's the best part about writing a book?Finishing it. By Rick Riordan

It's my big secret. By Rick Riordan

He'd gone from sixteen to seventy-five in a matter of seconds, but the old-man smell happened instantly, like boom. Congratulations! You stink! By Rick Riordan

I excel at pulling strings!" said Arachne. "I'm a spider! By Rick Riordan

Hearthstone bowed his head in gratitude. He stepped away from the dais, cradling his new pouch o' power like it was a swaddled baby. By Rick Riordan

Big brothers are the ones who are supposed to pull their punches. Little sisters - well, we should be ableto hit as hard as we like, shouldn't we? By Rick Riordan

Yes,' she said. 'The Great Prophecy has begun.'Pandemonium broke out. By Rick Riordan

Jason's heart lifted when he saw Nico di Angelo on the front lines with the Greeks, slashing his way through a crowd of two-headed men. By Rick Riordan

With her braided hair and white dress, she seemed to glow in the moonlight. By Rick Riordan

Wha-what?" Her eyes fluttered open. "Nothing," I shouted. "We're being followed by a slaying machine. Go back to sleep. By Rick Riordan

See, lady, that's what happens to snow in Texas. It- freaking- melts. By Rick Riordan

That's what happens when it snows in Texas lady. It. Freaking. Melts. By Rick Riordan

So, yeah. Our cat was a goddess.What else is new? By Rick Riordan

Your mom is a rainbow goddess?" "Got a problem with that?" Butch said. "No, no," Leo said. "Rainbows. Very macho. By Rick Riordan

Besides, if she's a goddess, why hasn't she busted herself out? By Rick Riordan

The goddess shrugged. 'One of my sons recently traded an eye for the ability to make a real difference in the world. By Rick Riordan

Frank nodded grimly. Well ... any goddess who throws a Ding Dong at a giant can't be all bad. Let's go. By Rick Riordan

Dejardins was so stunned, he momentarily forgot how to speak English. Ce n'est pas possible. On ne pourrait pas- By Rick Riordan

Aphrodite: Pfft. That's not the point. Follow your heart.Percy: But ... I don't know where it's going. My heart, I mean. By Rick Riordan

THE MARK OF ATHENA BABY!!!!!! By Rick Riordan

I tried very hard. But I can't help it. The Fates are cruel. They sent you to me, my brave one, knowing that you would break my heart. By Rick Riordan

Patch-work - like a swath of chain mail. He picked up a delicate curl of bronze and fitted it into place. "Done," he announced. "It's done. By Rick Riordan

I'm not saying hello to a pink poodle," I said. "Forget it." "Percy," Annabeth said. "I said hello to the poodle. You say hello to the poodle. By Rick Riordan

People said the towers looked like giant salt and pepper shakers, but I'd always thought they looked like Daleks from Doctor Who. By Rick Riordan

I realized that anyone who dared to hurt me would suffer his full wrath, and Walt wasn't going to hold him back. By Rick Riordan

Grover and Nico came back from their walk, and Grover helped me fix up my wounded arm."It's green!" Nico said with delight. By Rick Riordan

Besides," I said, "you don't want my soul. It's really small. I don't use it much. I doubt it even works anymore. By Rick Riordan

I may be biased, but I think jackals are cute and cuddly, even if they were known for digging up graves in Ancient Egypt. By Rick Riordan

Oh, but I don't abide by your time frame, giant," Reyna said. "A Roman does not wait for death. She seeks it out, and meets it on her own terms. By Rick Riordan

And I was holding someone who was destined to be my best friend, or possibly my worst enemy. By Rick Riordan

I hear much talk about us and them. I am always wary when people speak this way, as if people can be so easily divided into friend and enemy. By Rick Riordan

Things will work out - maybe just not the way you plan By Rick Riordan

He [Percy] pleaded with those sea-green eyes, like a cute baby seal that needed help. Piper wondered how Annabeth ever won an argument with this guy. By Rick Riordan

He lounged on his throne of fused human bones, looking lithe, graceful, and dangerous as a panther. By Rick Riordan

He was pretty sure he hadn't dozed off as a snake. Usually, he slept like a dog. By Rick Riordan

Me? I slept like the dead, which I hoped wasn't a sign of things to come. By Rick Riordan

slashed the horse's muzzle with its huge talons. The horse reared up and kicked at the eagle's wings. As By Rick Riordan

Boy," Annabeth interrupted, "I'm sure you both would've been wonderful at killing each other. But right now you need some rest. By Rick Riordan

Why do you need to gallop while you fly?""Why do humans have to sway their arms while they walk? I dunno boss, but it just feels right. By Rick Riordan

And if I was humming "Happy Birthday" and smiling stupidly as I fled for my life - well, that was nobody's business, was it? By Rick Riordan

I don't leave her speechless very often. I have to enjoy those rare moments. By Rick Riordan

Any moment now ... " The girl [Calypso] stared out at the water. No magical raft appeared. "Maybe it got stuck in a traffic," Leo said. By Rick Riordan

Sorry if that offends your sense of right and wrong. Oh wait. No, I'm not. By Rick Riordan

They live in human memory, man. That's what keeps them alive. By Rick Riordan

Nothing lasts forever. But the thing is, you can reuse some. Use your mind. - Leo's Mother, The Lost Hero By Rick Riordan

Well ... that sucks. I don't suppose you'd cut it out, then, if we asked nicely? By Rick Riordan

The lord of time disappeared under a giant blue butt. By Rick Riordan

Good luck, boss. Don't let'em turn you into horse meat! (Blackjack) By Rick Riordan

Immortals are constrained by ancient rules. But a hero can go anywhere, challenge anyone, as long as he has the nerve.-Chiron By Rick Riordan

Rachel: They asked me a lot of questions about you. I played dumb.Annabeth: Was it hard? By Rick Riordan

When I realized I was hovering at the centre of a giant glowing purple vulture, my first thought was: Carter will never stop teasing me about this. By Rick Riordan

Don't blame me, boss! he pleaded when he saw me. The weird girl made me do it! By Rick Riordan

That really was NOT fun, though. Well, the hitting-her-with-a-stick part, that was fun. But crashing into a concrete bear? NOT fun. By Rick Riordan

June cackled with delight, muttering, "Whoops!" as a car almost killed them. By Rick Riordan

What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades' underwear? By Rick Riordan

Please report to Supreme Commander Leo for your superfun list of chores! By Rick Riordan

He hated working with other people. They were always cramping his style, making him uncomfortable. By Rick Riordan

It's always hard to wrap up a series. The longer I spend with the characters, the more they become like friends. By Rick Riordan

Thanks for not freaking out," I said."Oh, I'm freaking out," Paul promised, his eyes wide. "I just think it's awesome! By Rick Riordan

Yeah." He took one last look at the cityscape of Rome, turning bloodred in the sunset. "Festus, raise the sails. We've got some friends to save. By Rick Riordan

Water liked to be free. Given time, water could overcome any barrier, and it hated to be trapped, just like Percy. By Rick Riordan

Jason hated being an old man. By Rick Riordan

My only thought was to keep him away from Annabeth. By Rick Riordan

Nico started to crawl away, groaning. Percy wanted him to move faster and groan less. He considered throwing his wonder bread at him. By Rick Riordan

Piper should've been losing her mind. Instead, all she felt was dread. By Rick Riordan

Um ,sorry. I cant read the last line.""Fish. Have you stolen any fish from the holy lakes?""I lived in Kansas..So ..no By Rick Riordan

Bessie?" I looked down at the bull serpent. "But ... he's too cute. He couldn't destroy the world."-Percy Jackson By Rick Riordan

She leaped onto the serpent's head and scratched and growled like a really angry black wig. By Rick Riordan

Oh my gosh! Somebody get a can opener! I've got a god stuck in my head! By Rick Riordan

Oh no." I said panic rising in my chest. "No, no, no, Somebody get a can opener. I've got a god in my head!! By Rick Riordan

The world was collapsing, and the only thing that really mattered to me was that she was alive. By Rick Riordan

Nothing beats camping out in a dreary Jotunheim forest while your friend stitches runes on a giant bowling bag! By Rick Riordan

Man, your horse can cuss." Percy shook his head. "He doesn't think much of Olympia." For By Rick Riordan

The Sword of Summer, a weapon that wasn't designed to be a weapon, a blade that is best used by letting go of it. By Rick Riordan

And you, Percy, are my favorite son. By Rick Riordan

Yes," the snake king agreed. "Only this girl's music controls me. I hate it. Please, sing some more. By Rick Riordan

Oh, no way," Leo said. "We've been sitting in a cave and you get the luxury tent? Somebody give me hypothermia. I want hot chocolate and a parka! By Rick Riordan

What are you thinking?Nothing. I mean ... a lot of things. Kind of all at once. By Rick Riordan

There!" Apollo pointed. "Long Island, dead ahead. Let's slow down, dear. 'Dead' is only an expression. By Rick Riordan

What was I up to, you may ask? I certainly didn't want to meet Monsieur Evil again or creepy old Lord Salamander. By Rick Riordan

Swordsman in the last three hundred years." "Maybe he'll go easy on me," I said. The camper snorted. Luke showed me thrusts By Rick Riordan

Don't get too comfortable out there in Hollywood, Gleeson," Piper said. Hedge snorted. "You kidding? These people make Aeolus look sane. By Rick Riordan

It was one of those and so they died/the end stories, that made us demigods feels all warm and fuzzy inside.-Percy By Rick Riordan

I LOVE IT when gods offer to pay for a dinner that's already free. Almost as much as I love assault squads that show up after the assault. By Rick Riordan

Lightning thief was good but the sea of monsters is better and has more action! By Rick Riordan

I Play Dodgeball with Cannibals(Chapter 2) By Rick Riordan

Which reminded me ... I still owed the gods a debt."You're a genius," I (Percy) told Annabeth. By Rick Riordan

I'd missed Annabeth probably more than I wanted to admit. By Rick Riordan

Mussolini?" Leo frowned. "Wasn't he like BFFs with Hitler? By Rick Riordan

The journey is greater than the destination. By Rick Riordan

I tried to think of something to say. Excuse me? Hello? Marry me? Anything would have done. By Rick Riordan

My name is Zia Rashid. By Rick Riordan

Contrary to what you might think, I don't spend every waking hour thinking about boys.""Just most waking hours? By Rick Riordan

I know you don't believe this now, but look for opportunities. They will come. By Rick Riordan

Maybe Piper could shoot their enemies with high-velocity smoked hams. By Rick Riordan