Top 361 Rush Limbaugh Quotes (Updated June 2023)

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Obama is telling the insurance companies, as a dictator would, what they can and can't do or what they must or must not do. By Rush Limbaugh

I'm whispering so that the media doesn't hear me. By Rush Limbaugh

I'm not opposed to the protection of animals. But the best way to do that is to make sure some human being owns them. By Rush Limbaugh

There's nobody who cares more about you than you, and there's nobody better equipped to take care of you than you. By Rush Limbaugh

Obamacare is making people divorce so they can afford it. And divorce hurts women and the children, and that is Obamacare and their War on Women. By Rush Limbaugh

Journalists should have been the first to tell people what Obamacare would mean to them. They are now the last to figure all of this out. By Rush Limbaugh

My family is all lawyers. Most people when they come on shows like this, "I'm proud of the first member of my family to get a college education." By Rush Limbaugh

When the United States of America does things in its best interests, it is hated. I'm sorry, that just ticks me off. By Rush Limbaugh

There is no conclusive proof that nicotine's addictive ... And the same thing with cigarettes causing emphysema, lung cancer, heart disease. By Rush Limbaugh

Children need love and discipline. They need mothers and fathers. A welfare check is not a husband. The state is not a father. By Rush Limbaugh

I've had so many people tell me that they are shocked that AM radio still even exists with all the different listening options. By Rush Limbaugh

I am just stupefied here. The left has officially stamped it now: Oil is a villain. Now, please ask yourselves: When did this start? By Rush Limbaugh

Republican primary voters, whether they're close primaries or open, are voting for anybody but candidates attached to the Republican establishment. By Rush Limbaugh

People who stand in the "middle-of-the-road" get run over. By Rush Limbaugh

Guess what? Faisal Shahzad is a registered Democrat. I wonder if his SUV had an Obama sticker on it. By Rush Limbaugh

The cookie-cutter liberal, the standard operating procedure liberal, is really a giant ignoramus. I mean that seriously. They're really ignorant. By Rush Limbaugh

I am addicted to prescription pain medication. By Rush Limbaugh

Everything about the left is perception, manipulation, and lies. Everything. Everything is 'Wag the Dog.' Everything is a structured deception. By Rush Limbaugh

If people are violating the law by doing drugs, they ought to be accused and they ought to be convicted and they ought to be sent up. By Rush Limbaugh

The number of people, the labor force, has shrunk by nine million human beings since Obama took office. By Rush Limbaugh

The way liberals are interpreting the First Amendment today is that it prevents anyone who is religious from being in government. By Rush Limbaugh

Money is the mother's milk of everything, and it certainly is the mother's milk of politics. By Rush Limbaugh

What do Obama and God have in common? Neither has a birth certificate. How do they differ? God does not think he's Obama. By Rush Limbaugh

People have called Christopher Columbus horrible, racist, a psycho-maniac killer and a slave owner. By Rush Limbaugh

I was doing what I thought I had to do. There was romance in the idea of being married. It was just the wrong reasons. By Rush Limbaugh

The press has met their Waterloo, and it's Obama. By Rush Limbaugh

Obama's got a health care logo that's right out of Adolf Hitler's playbook ... Adolf Hitler, like Barack Obama, also ruled by dictate. By Rush Limbaugh

When do we ask the Sierra Club to pick up the tab for this leak? By Rush Limbaugh

I have a practice of really not talking about the competition. I'm from the old school. By Rush Limbaugh

You know who deserves a posthumous Medal of Honor? James Earl Ray [the confessed assassin of Martin Luther King]. We miss you, James. Godspeed. By Rush Limbaugh

Exercise freaks ... are the ones putting stress on the health care system. By Rush Limbaugh

None of what Barack Obama is doing or wants to do to this country is anything the rest of the world hasn't seen before and already failed at. By Rush Limbaugh

Is there anybody out there that will point to Hillary Clinton and say, "Gosh, my life is so much better because of her"? Why aren't they on stage? By Rush Limbaugh

I sometimes wish I weren't as logical as I am and I wish I weren't as smart as I am, because I'd be happy. By Rush Limbaugh

A federal appellate circuit looked at what [Barak] Obama was doing and said he can't do it. Immigration law is settled. By Rush Limbaugh

Marco [Rubio] now is attached to that establishment. I don't see his future, not in this particular cycle. By Rush Limbaugh

Ted Cruz just in a different league. He understands conservatism because he is. By Rush Limbaugh

The most beautiful thing about a tree is what you do with it after you cut it down. By Rush Limbaugh

Liberal Democrats are inexorably opposed to tax cuts, because tax cuts give people more power, and take away from the role of government. By Rush Limbaugh

It is not about promoting a distinct and great American culture because today's Democrat Party does not believe in one. By Rush Limbaugh

It was a phenomenon I noticed many years ago. Young people were just giving up every bit of information about themselves they could. By Rush Limbaugh

The truth does not require a majority to prevail, ladies and gentlemen. The truth is its own power. The truth will out. Never forget that. By Rush Limbaugh

And at some point who's to say that you cannot have sex with a child some point. By Rush Limbaugh

The journalists are so devoted to Obama. They are such sycophants that they're worried about access. By Rush Limbaugh

If she [Hillary Clinton] had not stood by the guy at any point, that might have meant the end of his [Bill Clinton's] career. By Rush Limbaugh

Now, how can I be anti-woman? I even judged the Miss America pageant. By Rush Limbaugh

[H]as the CDC ever published a story about the dangers of catching diseases when you sleep with illegal aliens? By Rush Limbaugh

The world's biggest problem is the unequal distribution of capitalism. If there were capitalism everywhere, you wouldn't have food shortages. By Rush Limbaugh

You can't go out and adopt Democrat policies all the way or halfway to show that you're not what they think you are. By Rush Limbaugh

Hillary's [Clinton] been doing a good job of portraying [Donald] Trump as unqualified, not the right temperament. By Rush Limbaugh

She sounds like a screeching ex-wife. By Rush Limbaugh

I've always wondered how in the hell we conservatives became denoted by red. That's a commie color! It is! The liberals have always been red! By Rush Limbaugh

Legal immigration is a much tougher group of people to stereotype and to identify as potential new Democrat voters. By Rush Limbaugh

There's always been this implied promise - and it probably was stated somewhere - that Hillary Clinton was gonna be thanked. By Rush Limbaugh

I'm not going to assume liberals are stupid, as they do with conservatives. No, I'll attribute it instead to more fraud and deceit. By Rush Limbaugh

We've arrived at a point where the President of the United States is going to lead a war on traditional marriage. By Rush Limbaugh

The way Obama voters and non-Obama voters deal with unemployment are a very different. By Rush Limbaugh

Who in the world wants to run a country where the new norm is one where there are no jobs? By Rush Limbaugh

If you want a successful marriage, let your husband do what he wants to do. By Rush Limbaugh

Apparently Hillary [Clinton] doesn't come off as warm fuzzy. By Rush Limbaugh

Cholesterol has nothing to do with heart disease. Nothing wrong with saturated fats. By Rush Limbaugh

What better way to head off more oil drilling, nuclear plants, than by blowing up a rig? I'm just noting the timing, here. By Rush Limbaugh

I'm just wondering, folks, if I gave a speech on anti-capitalism, do you think I could be named Person of the Year by 'TIME Magazine?' By Rush Limbaugh

In life or in football, touchdowns rarely take place in seventy yard increments. Usually it's three yards and a cloud of dust. By Rush Limbaugh

Everybody in politics claims to want to get everybody out of poverty. What's the opposite? Wealth. And what is often criticized by the left? Wealth. By Rush Limbaugh

I read my web blogs, my tech blogs, it's highly educational, folks. By Rush Limbaugh

Hillary Clinton has been The Smartest Woman in the World in her circle since 1970 when she went away to college. By Rush Limbaugh

The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit. By Rush Limbaugh

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box. By Rush Limbaugh

Folks, just a few minutes of my voice can change a life. By Rush Limbaugh

Communists disavow the existence of God and religion. They hate it, because it's a competitor. By Rush Limbaugh

Liberals like to achieve fairness by spreading the misery. Conservatives seek to expand opportunity. By Rush Limbaugh

Jeff Sessions is the lone voice in the Senate ... By Rush Limbaugh

Obama is from this group that resents the private sector, resents the capitalistic means of production. By Rush Limbaugh

Marriage is about raising children. That's the purpose of the institution. By Rush Limbaugh

We are hated because we are free. We are hated because of the idea that is the United States of America. We are hated because of our Constitution. By Rush Limbaugh

I can't give money away to buy listeners. I can't pay listeners off with phones or food stamps or anything. I can't come by my audience by buying it. By Rush Limbaugh

Take that bone out of your nose and call me back (to an African American female caller). By Rush Limbaugh

Bill Clinton did everything in opposition to Black Lives Matter and the things that animate the existence of the Democrat Party today. By Rush Limbaugh

Peter Schweizer's book, Clinton Cash, is not discredited. It has been quoted on the front page of the New York Times and the Washington Post. By Rush Limbaugh

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life. By Rush Limbaugh

If you have a full understanding of what we're up against and the leadership of your country doesn't, well, hello. That's life in America today. By Rush Limbaugh

Hillary's [Clinton] okay if they [FBI] can't prove any criminality or if nobody wants to charge her with it, then whatever she did is fine. By Rush Limbaugh

These people that write books on how to succeed and how to think positively make millions because it's something that doesn't occur naturally. By Rush Limbaugh

I've always believed in the old-fashioned way: When you've got scoundrels in office, you vote 'em out. By Rush Limbaugh

If you compare charitable donations, you name it, religious tithing, giving, Americans trump citizens of the world hands down. By Rush Limbaugh

The Democrats really are not interested in keeping guns out of the hands of terrorists. They're interested in keeping you from being able to get guns. By Rush Limbaugh

George W. Bush attended the intelligence briefing every day. Obama has not even attended half of them. He sends surrogates. That to me is significant. By Rush Limbaugh

I'm a member of the media. I'm America's Anchorman. By Rush Limbaugh

Did you know that the White House drug test is multiple choice? By Rush Limbaugh

Sorry to interrupt myself, but it's the only way I stop talking. By Rush Limbaugh

How could that woman [Hillary Clinton] actually be the most cheated-on woman in America? Which she is. By Rush Limbaugh

I've given up on being accurately portrayed in the media. By Rush Limbaugh

The German birthrate is below replacement levels, meaning the population is shrinking, meaning fewer and fewer people of age to join the labor force. By Rush Limbaugh

It's amazing when you see something on T.V. for years and then you go and see it in person. It's perspective is all different. By Rush Limbaugh

They oughtta change Black History Month to Black Progress Month and start measuring it. By Rush Limbaugh

Another thing the Democrats have grown accustomed to is their candidate is untouchable. By Rush Limbaugh

When a poll is really, really out of whack with what I want to happen, I do have a tendency to disregard it. By Rush Limbaugh

That thing, multiculturalism, has basically taken over the curriculum, or what is taught in the public school system. By Rush Limbaugh

The public school system doesn't get everybody. Every generation has its rebels. By Rush Limbaugh

Events sometimes are the biggest teachers, as opposed to words, lectures, and that kind of thing. By Rush Limbaugh

I think passion is the magnet to anything. By Rush Limbaugh

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies. By Rush Limbaugh

Character matters; leadership descends from character. By Rush Limbaugh

Barack Obama, foreign policy wizard. I just have to laugh. By Rush Limbaugh

[Mitt] Romney did not have and never did have a large group of supporters that were personally attached, connected, and loyal to him. By Rush Limbaugh

Liberals want the government to get bigger, and they want you to drive smaller cars, and they want to dictate the way you live. By Rush Limbaugh

If any race of people should not have guilt about slavery, it's Caucasians. By Rush Limbaugh

After all, Bill Clinton is the guy that signed welfare reform. By Rush Limbaugh

[Barak] Obama's immigration behavior, executive amnesty, this DREAMer stuff - everything he's doing - is outside the law. By Rush Limbaugh

I don't consider myself an offensive guy. I am just a harmless lovable little fuzzball. By Rush Limbaugh

The Republican leadership thinks the best way to avoid losing elections is to let the Democrats win every controversial issue. By Rush Limbaugh

President Erdogan is aiming Turkey at a Sharia nation. That's where he wants to go. He is a Sharia law, full-fledged, one percent Islamist. By Rush Limbaugh

Sharia law is totally intolerant of homosexuality. It's not permissible. By Rush Limbaugh

[Donald Trump] doesn't have the money to run commercials and I launched into a tirade on money in politics. By Rush Limbaugh

Liberals measure compassion by counting the number of people receiving government help. By Rush Limbaugh

I thought we were gonna get "Smooth Operator." That song was big in the '90s. By Rush Limbaugh

If you ever find that you only have an hour to live ... spend it with a liberal and it will seem like a year. By Rush Limbaugh

Citizen service is a repudiation of the principles upon which our country was based. We are all here for ourselves. By Rush Limbaugh

I don't think immigration is what's happening in our country. I think an invasion is what is happening, particularly southern border. By Rush Limbaugh

Conservatism solves problems libralism blows em up. By Rush Limbaugh

There's a void of leadership in a lot of Washington. I think one of the reasons why there's so much angst across the country. By Rush Limbaugh

Most of my critics don't even listen to me; they are clueless. They just go to Web sites that report what I say out of context. By Rush Limbaugh

I would feel much the way I feel when anybody is elected. You deal with what you end up getting. By Rush Limbaugh

When you don't behave the way liberals think you should, their effort and their intention to control you compounds. By Rush Limbaugh

We're all born pessimists. It takes effort to be optimistic. By Rush Limbaugh

You know how old I am? I'm so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. That's how old I am. By Rush Limbaugh

As a professional broadcaster, I can tell you that over the course of my career, there is an adage: don't ever apologize. By Rush Limbaugh

Liberals don't believe that ordinary people can do extraordinary things. If they promoted that, there'd be no need for liberalism. By Rush Limbaugh

I don't think looking at things through the prism of fear is going to accomplish anything. By Rush Limbaugh

Women were doing quite well in this country before feminism came along. By Rush Limbaugh

Ronald Reagan was the greatest president of the twentieth century. By Rush Limbaugh

We've already donated to Haiti. It's called the U.S. income tax. By Rush Limbaugh

Bigot: A person who wins an argument with a liberal. By Rush Limbaugh

I have to tell you, every day is a roller coaster. By Rush Limbaugh

Liberalism has consequences. It has never worked, folks! It has never worked. And it has never fulfilled its promise. By Rush Limbaugh

Scandals never stop an administration unless the media wants them to stop an administration, which means that no scandal is ever gonna stop Obama. By Rush Limbaugh

I would love for Hillary's [Clinton] massive ad campaign to be pointless and worthless. I would love for it to bomb out. By Rush Limbaugh

It's pretty damning. That's Hillary Clinton juxtaposed against the FBI Director Comey yesterday, clearly illustrating she lied. By Rush Limbaugh

That Bill Clinton. He probably doesn't know how to log on to the Internet. By Rush Limbaugh

Liberals measure compassion by how many people are given welfare. Conservatives measure compassion by how many people no longer need it. By Rush Limbaugh

How many of you guys, in your own experience with women, have learned that no means yes if you know how to spot it? By Rush Limbaugh

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins? By Rush Limbaugh

I mean, I think it would humanize Hillary [Clinton] incredibly to detail how she was involved in the family charitable organization. By Rush Limbaugh

I don't have an ego that makes me believe the world revolves around me. I am not self-absorbed. By Rush Limbaugh

I don't want to be THE president, but I would like to have A president. By Rush Limbaugh

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Free speech gives us the ability to react vigorously with effective arguments and expose the weakness and misdirection of the other side's claims. By Rush Limbaugh

That's why they're in the problem - having the problem they're having. They're not conservative. They're being run by their donors. By Rush Limbaugh

I've been around so long, I can remember when it was a rhetorical question to ask, "Is the pope Catholic?" Now it's a legit question. By Rush Limbaugh

They're out there protesting what they actually wish would happen to them sometimes. By Rush Limbaugh

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one. By Rush Limbaugh

I have no interest in being wrong, so if I am, please correct me. I don't want to be wrong. There's nothing in it for you or for me to be wrong. By Rush Limbaugh

The Eighties proved we don't need liberals. By Rush Limbaugh

Don't jump down - folks, contraception in the Catholic Church is a thing. By Rush Limbaugh

Kurt Cobain was, ladies and gentleman, I justhe was a worthless shred of human debris ... By Rush Limbaugh

Everybody is telling me Donald Trump is going to destroy the stock market if he's elected. By Rush Limbaugh

Has the pope questioned the Christianity of the Castro brothers, of any other private citizen? By Rush Limbaugh

The Los Angeles riots were not caused by the Rodney King verdict. The Los Angeles riots were caused by rioters. By Rush Limbaugh

Look, 85% percent of Democrats think the economy's fine. What does that tell you about these people? By Rush Limbaugh

I'm like anybody else that's in media. I've got my opinions. I share them. I'm not afraid of them. By Rush Limbaugh

The Republican Party may be forever reconstituted and changed, which may not be a bad thing either, in and of itself. By Rush Limbaugh

Even when I think I'm wrong I'm right. I am all-knowing. By Rush Limbaugh

It's impossible to go through life not offending people. All you have to do is basically have an opinion on anything, and you're gonna offend people. By Rush Limbaugh

The really damaging thing is that the objectives, the goals of the people on the left are not possible. There is no utopia. By Rush Limbaugh

Football is like life and I know life. By Rush Limbaugh

I think we're going to have a nominee, whoever it is, and we'll have support for the nominee. By Rush Limbaugh

There hasn't been anybody else write a Constitution like Madison. There just hasn't been, because that person hasn't existed anywhere but here. By Rush Limbaugh

Erdogan wants an old-fashioned Islam, if you will, for lack of a better term. By Rush Limbaugh

Throwing money at problems never solved anything! By Rush Limbaugh

I come from a long ago era where men could be men and stereotypical humor didn't offend anybody. By Rush Limbaugh

When you talk about taxing the rich, you're taxing capital, and taxing capital results in damage to more than just the wealthy. By Rush Limbaugh

She squeezed the left side of his face. By Rush Limbaugh

The Democrats of today, they don't care about the past, other than look at aspects of it they hate. By Rush Limbaugh

No nation has ever taxed itself into prosperity. By Rush Limbaugh

No nation ever taxed itself into prosperity. By Rush Limbaugh

There's no such thing as equality. No two people are the same. You will not have the same clothes. By Rush Limbaugh

As soon as I learned what the smell of bacon was, I learned how to make it. By Rush Limbaugh

Why would we expect the French to fight to liberate the Iraqis when they wouldn't fight to liberate themselves? By Rush Limbaugh

I tell you, Bono may have a point. South Africa needs a Walmart. By Rush Limbaugh

Talent cannot be learned, it can only be developed. By Rush Limbaugh

Do you know we have more acreage of forest land in the United States today than we did at the time the Constitution was written. By Rush Limbaugh

Nationalizing businesses, nationalizing banks, is not a solution for the democratic party, it's the objective. By Rush Limbaugh

When [Marco] Rubio won the election, he was a Tea Party darling, he was a Tea Party favorite. What happened? "Gang of Eight". By Rush Limbaugh

I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York Times story before I puke. By Rush Limbaugh

If I sound like I'm enjoying myself, it's not artificial. It's real. By Rush Limbaugh

They're 12 percent of the population. Who the hell cares? By Rush Limbaugh

There is no country on earth that has done more for our own poor and for the poor around the world. We are not the ones that need to be targeted. By Rush Limbaugh

Every aspect of Obamacare is an affront to the very founding of this country. By Rush Limbaugh

I used to have a phrase: Liberalism is spreading misery equally. And now the ruling class throughout Washington seems to have adopted this. By Rush Limbaugh

War is worthless except for ending slavery, Nazism, fascism, and communism. Other than that, war is pointless. By Rush Limbaugh

Our leaders today cannot be honest about Islam with us. They will not even use the term "Islamic terrorism," "radical Islam." By Rush Limbaugh

There is an all-out assault now on the Christian community in this country. By Rush Limbaugh

[ Democrat Party] believe that there's gonna be mass appreciation and love and everybody's gonna be getting along. By Rush Limbaugh

Nobody gives you money for nothing, and that's the lesson with the Clintons. Nobody gives you money because they like you. By Rush Limbaugh

In the old days, the media is who held people accountable when they lied in politics. That isn't happening anymore. By Rush Limbaugh

I wouldn't want to spend every waking hour asking people for money. A, I can't do it, it's just not my nature. By Rush Limbaugh

He's one fry short of a Happy Meal. By Rush Limbaugh

I'm pro-choice. But I hope that choice will be life. By Rush Limbaugh

The guy [Bill Clinton] was a known, let's say, "raconteur." By Rush Limbaugh

I hate charts. I just despise 'em. By Rush Limbaugh

Poverty is not the root cause of crime. By Rush Limbaugh

I don't need equal time, I am equal time! By Rush Limbaugh

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I was not wrong. I was just misinformed. By Rush Limbaugh

I say what I mean. I don't speak in code. That's why I am a star and ace communicator. By Rush Limbaugh

Women still live longer than men because their lives are easier. By Rush Limbaugh

I live in Realville, and my problem is that I'm governed by logic. And some of the claims that are made by people on the left just don't hold up. By Rush Limbaugh

Liberals always exempt themselves from the rules that they impose on others. By Rush Limbaugh

Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream. By Rush Limbaugh

Obamacare won't just bankrupt the country. It may bankrupt small businesses. It may bankrupt individuals. By Rush Limbaugh

Collective solutions to individual problems is very seductive. It's how Obama gets elected, by the way. By Rush Limbaugh

It is wonderful to be in solidarity with another big group of people. By Rush Limbaugh

Basic Economics 101. It's the most complicated simple subject there is. By Rush Limbaugh

A Democrat hypocrite will never get harmed. By Rush Limbaugh

I never turn on the news over the weekend, short of a nuclear detonation somewhere. I just don't. I don't learn anything from it anymore. By Rush Limbaugh

Hillary Clinton worked with Marian Wright Edelman in Children's Defense Fund. That's all you need to do know. By Rush Limbaugh

I don't think it is deniable: whenever we, I, conservative media, are really interested in something, the mainstream media purposely avoid it. By Rush Limbaugh

You Know How To Stop Abortion? Require That Each One Occur With A Gun. By Rush Limbaugh

The silent majority, that's actually an invention of Richard Nixon's. By Rush Limbaugh

Great presidents don't just fight good fights - they win them. By Rush Limbaugh

What's the difference between a liberal and a conservative? A liberal will interpret the constitution, a conservative will quote it! By Rush Limbaugh

Obama's entire economic program is reparations. By Rush Limbaugh

This woman [Hillary Clinton] is as steeped and deep inside the establishment as anybody in this campaign. By Rush Limbaugh

Innocent people never deserve to die no matter what. By Rush Limbaugh

She [Hillary Clinton] knew that's who he[Bill clinton] was before they got married. It would have been hypocritical for her to insist on monogamy. By Rush Limbaugh

Blaming guns for murder is like blaming forks for obesity. By Rush Limbaugh

There is only one way to get rid of nuclear weapons ... use them. By Rush Limbaugh

Politics is about moving forward, looking forward. By Rush Limbaugh

[T]he nags ... the national association of gals, that's our pet name for the NOW gang ... the nags are a bunch of whores to liberalism. By Rush Limbaugh

End results that work that don't involve government threaten liberals. By Rush Limbaugh

Enraging liberals is simply one of the more enjoyable side effects of my wisdom. By Rush Limbaugh

Government stimulates the democrat party. By Rush Limbaugh

It's an expansion. And it's a stealth mechanism to put the tentacles of socialized medicine even deeper into society. By Rush Limbaugh

There isn't one thing the federal government does that anybody in Big Business would emulate, at least not in the profit sector. By Rush Limbaugh

Wouldn't it be great if our national news media had standards as high as the National Football League's? By Rush Limbaugh

Progress is not striving for economic justice or fairness, but economic growth. By Rush Limbaugh

What is it with all of these young, single white women? Overeducated- doesn't mean intelligent. By Rush Limbaugh

There is no law in the world - there is no law unwritten, there's no law on the books - that's gonna stop a criminal from getting a gun. By Rush Limbaugh

Barack Obama happens to be the first African-American, and so criticism of him is and always was gonna be racism, and therefore not permitted. By Rush Limbaugh

The Republicans need to work on registration and getting out their vote and their early voters and absentees. Grassroots stuff. By Rush Limbaugh

When I hear Governor Mitt Romney in his speech talk about how the Republican Party must stand for legitimate conservative values. They don't. By Rush Limbaugh

Socks is the White House cat. But did you know there is also a White House dog? By Rush Limbaugh

Columbus saved the Indians from themselves. By Rush Limbaugh

Trump is an internet troll. By Rush Limbaugh

[The American people] would rather invest in themselves than listen to a bunch of people in Washington who do not have a record of fixing anything. By Rush Limbaugh

The danger with mentioning names is that you hurt the feelings of people that you leave out. By Rush Limbaugh

The ocean will take care of this on its own if it was left alone and left out there. It's natural. It's as natural as the ocean water is. By Rush Limbaugh

If I wanted to be president, and if I were ever serious about it, the biggest thing I would have going for me is that I'm a conservative. By Rush Limbaugh

Have you ever noticed how all composite pictures of wanted criminals resemble Jesse Jackson? By Rush Limbaugh

Have you seen the Vatican wall? It's over 50-feet high. It's over 50-feet high. It's not even the kind of wall Trump's talking about building. By Rush Limbaugh

Most people's historical perspective begins with the day of their birth. By Rush Limbaugh

Our founding fathers never intended that Congress be a career. By Rush Limbaugh

Standards are declining left and right, and it doesn't matter. It's whatever is necessary to prop up Obama. By Rush Limbaugh

Obama's an angry guy. He's got a chip on his shoulder. By Rush Limbaugh

The only way liberals win national elections is by pretending they're not liberals. By Rush Limbaugh

Media does not get everything they want all the time. The Democrats certainly don't. They don't win every election, and they don't win every battle. By Rush Limbaugh

Global warming is a political issue. It is as much a political issue to the left as abortion is. It's as big a political issue as health care is. By Rush Limbaugh

Admitted to Playboy in 1993 that he smoked marijuana twice. By Rush Limbaugh

Feminism is just a way for ugly women to get into the mainstream of America. By Rush Limbaugh

I'm going to tell you, what's good for al Qaeda is good for the Democratic Party in this country today. By Rush Limbaugh

We can take this country back. All we need is to nominate the right candidate. It's no more complicated than that. By Rush Limbaugh

This immigration business has been going on in the UK much in advance of the European Union making an issue of it. By Rush Limbaugh

Hillary Clinton's been around for 30 years. Why do these stories need to be told? It isn't all of this widely known? By Rush Limbaugh

Journalists are simply leftists disguised as reporters. They're political activists disguised as reporters. By Rush Limbaugh

Well, the chairman of Federal Reserve just made his move to rescue Barack Obama. We're gonna have QE3. We're gonna print some more money. By Rush Limbaugh

Everybody wants to be loved by everybody, and they'll do everything they can to be loved, including not be who they really are, from person to person. By Rush Limbaugh

When you've got Roger Ailes on your side, you do not lose. By Rush Limbaugh

That cracker made a lot of African-American millionaires. By Rush Limbaugh

Has the pope questioned the faith of any communist leaders? He spends a lot of time in communist countries. By Rush Limbaugh

I have found it to be true that the older I've become the better my life has become. By Rush Limbaugh

The Democrats can engage in the most reprehensible, mean-spirited, vile, vicious verbal attacks known in politics, and they get praised for it. By Rush Limbaugh

The left puts a lot of faith in a lot of people in the past that were dismal failures that they think are the greatest people who ever lived. By Rush Limbaugh

Morality is not defined and cannot be defined by individual choice. By Rush Limbaugh

If you want to make a Conservative angry, tell him a lie. If you want to make a Liberal angry, tell him the truth. By Rush Limbaugh

The country will survive Obama, but it cannot survive the abject ignorance that elected him. By Rush Limbaugh

Love is the only human emotion that cannot be controlled. By Rush Limbaugh

The standards have sunk so low throughout our culture that who really knows. By Rush Limbaugh

Apple is to the United States government what Clarence Thomas was to the civil rights coalition. How dare you get this big sidestepping us. By Rush Limbaugh

The Republicans have bought into the idea that people hate them because they're opposed to everything. By Rush Limbaugh

That's the definition of 'success' for the modern Democrat Party. As many people dependent on government as possible is the objective. By Rush Limbaugh

My objective is to satisfy [my] audience so they come back the next day. By Rush Limbaugh

The Kennedy lifestyle is something that is looked upon favorably by the elites throughout our culture, both political and social. By Rush Limbaugh

The Limbaugh Theorem was not about me giving me credit for something. It was simply sharing with you when the light went off. By Rush Limbaugh

I'll just say this: The last problem Paris Hilton has is being in a John McCain ad. By Rush Limbaugh

The American people don't want Obamacare. It has been forced on the American people, despite the fact that Democrats no longer control the House. By Rush Limbaugh

We are born to action; and whatever is capable of suggesting and guiding action has power over us from the first. By Rush Limbaugh

I am not going to tell people what I don't believe. By Rush Limbaugh

People

Ladies, if you want a happy marriage, then do whatever your husband tells you without questioning his authority. By Rush Limbaugh

The First Amendment doesn't give anybody the right to be heard. People don't have to listen to you. By Rush Limbaugh

Some people would say we're already under attack by aliens - not space aliens, but illegal aliens. By Rush Limbaugh

Charity is willingly given from the heart. By Rush Limbaugh

I want Obama to have to weigh in on Ben Affleck as Batman. It's about time Obama went to work. By Rush Limbaugh

There is one other business where the customer is always wrong and that's the media. By Rush Limbaugh

The love had just vanished. We're still friendly. By Rush Limbaugh

Cap and trade is a sledge hammer to freedom. By Rush Limbaugh

The way the Democrats go about seeking equality is to lower people at the top. By Rush Limbaugh

I have an institutional fear of big government. I have an institutional opposition to bureaucracy. By Rush Limbaugh

Liberalism is a scourge. It destroys the human spirit. It destroys prosperity. It assigns sameness to everybody. And wherever I find it, I oppose it. By Rush Limbaugh

Women should not be allowed on juries where the accused is a stud. By Rush Limbaugh

Seriously, he is just a voice on the radio, unlike the ones in your head, you don't have to do what he tells you to do. By Rush Limbaugh

The Democrats have to be stopped and that's going to be what ultimately brings us everybody back to sobriety here. By Rush Limbaugh

I just wanted to be a guy on the radio and I wanted to succeed, and I wanted a situation where I could be honest. By Rush Limbaugh

United States foreign policy, which includes national security, is literally disintegrating before our eyes. By Rush Limbaugh

All I do is convert liberals to conservatism. That's what I do, and that's why they don't like me. By Rush Limbaugh

I've been to the Vatican more than anyplace else outside this country in the world. I am mesmerized by it. By Rush Limbaugh

The more dependent you are, the more ignorant you must be, and that's how they want you. By Rush Limbaugh

You'll never go to the library and find a book on how to fail, because we all do it. By Rush Limbaugh

I never try to get noticed. It just happens. I never try. By Rush Limbaugh

Noticed

The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them. By Rush Limbaugh

He always wants to expand every one's rights: illegal aliens, terrorists, Russian spies, except American citizens. By Rush Limbaugh

If you commit a crime, you're guilty. By Rush Limbaugh

The American dream has now morphed into an expectation. And if it isn't provided, or if it doesn't happen, then people feel cheated. By Rush Limbaugh

Banning prayer in school in effect made God unconstitutional. By Rush Limbaugh

Feminists want to be treated as equals, but at the same time they want special treatment. By Rush Limbaugh

No two things are equal. No two people are equal. Nobody can guarantee equal outcomes unless everybody's poor. By Rush Limbaugh

For government to give, it must first take away. By Rush Limbaugh

The school curriculum today, particularly American history, is a shame. By Rush Limbaugh

America guarantees equal opportunity, not equal outcome. By Rush Limbaugh

There isn't anything you can expose Trump on that people don't already know and haven't already accepted. By Rush Limbaugh

I think I'm becoming a psychologist in explaining the Republican Party. It's the only way you can explain 'em. It's psychological. By Rush Limbaugh

Obama is a statist. He's an authoritarian. He doesn't want to govern; he wants to rule. By Rush Limbaugh

The problem is the Democrat Party is not Bill Clinton's party anymore. By Rush Limbaugh

The feminazis celebrated Bill [Clinton], all because he was able to just manhandle us. By Rush Limbaugh

There's a simple way to solve the crime problem: obey the law; punish those who do not. By Rush Limbaugh

Obamacare can't work, folks. It just cannot. By Rush Limbaugh

Liberals get credit for good intentions, and that's about it, because everything they do fails. By Rush Limbaugh

The establishment isn't new. The establishment not wanting outsiders, not wanting conservatives, isn't anything new. By Rush Limbaugh

I thought it was excellent, to tell you the truth. By Rush Limbaugh

Well, anyway, I'm not a Catholic. By Rush Limbaugh

Catholic

You could afford your house without the government if it weren't for the government. By Rush Limbaugh

Barack Obama doesn't think this country should be number one. If it were number 35 it'd be fine with him. By Rush Limbaugh

The thought that so many people get their news from social media really is scary. By Rush Limbaugh

It's easy to be negative. By Rush Limbaugh

We need segregated buses ... This is Obama's America. By Rush Limbaugh

One thing I do know, you can't change hatred by showing those people that they're wrong about us. By Rush Limbaugh

This is a frightening statistic. More people vote in 'American Idol' than in any US election. By Rush Limbaugh

Holocaust? Ninety million Indians? Only four million left? They all have casinos - what's to complain about? By Rush Limbaugh

Would you pull the lever for yourself, Ben Affleck? What has Barack Obama meant to your movie career, Ben? By Rush Limbaugh

[Donald] Trump, whether he designed it or not, happens to be the first thing in the news on UK soil the day after the Brexit vote. By Rush Limbaugh

There is no news media. There's simply a bunch of people on television and in newspapers who are ranking members of the Democrat Party. By Rush Limbaugh

There's a reason why young people think what they think. They are taught it. In many cases when they learn at home is erased or countered or overcome. By Rush Limbaugh

Liberalism is a series of grievances in addition to everything else that it is. By Rush Limbaugh

At one point, [Donald] Trump even had to say, yes, whatever Ted [Cruz] said, I agree with. By Rush Limbaugh

I suppose we're not supposed to judge people. By Rush Limbaugh

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper! By Rush Limbaugh

Liberalism isn't change. It has to be imposed. By Rush Limbaugh

Washington, DC does not have to live with much of what they produce legislatively for us. By Rush Limbaugh

I want a great country. I want people happy. By Rush Limbaugh

Freedom without virtue isn't freedom - it will eventually destroy a society. By Rush Limbaugh

The media is a like any other group of people. Their universe is all that matters. By Rush Limbaugh

In 1970, you went to school to find your husband. By Rush Limbaugh

Bill Clinton is the guy that said, "The era of Big Government is over." Whether or not he meant it or not, he said it. By Rush Limbaugh

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation. By Rush Limbaugh

If you don't like going to the DMV, imagine if the only place you could go to resolve a health care problem is some government agency. By Rush Limbaugh