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Hillary Clinton ran the "Bimbo Eruptions Unit" with a woman named Betsey Wright. And in so doing, she preserved the Democrat Party, because she preserved the career of Bill Clinton. -- Rush Limbaugh
So, Ms. Fluke and the rest of you feminazis, here's the deal: If we are going to pay for you to have sex, we want something for it, and I'll tell you what it is
we want you to post the videos online so we can all watch. -- Rush Limbaugh
So I shamelessly say, no, I want [Obama] to fail, if his agenda is a far-left collectivism, some people say socialism, as a conservative heartfelt, deeply, why would I want socialism to succeed? -- Rush Limbaugh
You know how old I am? I'm so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. That's how old I am. -- Rush Limbaugh
The media cannot come separate [Donald] Trump from his supporters. Only Trump can do that. They're trying, they're gonna keep trying because they think they can. They did it with [George W.]Bush. They did it with [Mitt] Romney. They did it with [John] McCain. They did it with Bob Dole. -- Rush Limbaugh
There is no conclusive proof that nicotine's addictive ... And the same thing with cigarettes causing emphysema, lung cancer, heart disease. -- Rush Limbaugh
Why didn't Obama make Hillary Clinton his vice president? (Answer: Because then he'd have to have someone taste his food for him, and start his car for him ... ) -- Rush Limbaugh
[Bill] Clinton's voice, his manner of speaking and his terminology, "Back in those days ... Yeah, back those days ... You know, we didn't have the internet back then." My grandfather said, "Back in those days, we didn't have automobiles". -- Rush Limbaugh
I love being a conservative. We conservatives are proud of our philosophy. Unlike our liberal friends, who are constantly looking for new words to conceal their true beliefs and are in a perpetual state of reinvention, we conservatives are unapologetic about our ideals. -- Rush Limbaugh
This is what everybody's forgetting about [Barak] Obama and his immigration law and his executive action and his amnesty on it, the Supreme Court decision. Immigration law is settled. -- Rush Limbaugh
If you're healthy, if you don't get sick much, if you don't go to the doctor much or use your health insurance much, you are a genetic lottery winner. It has nothing to do with the way you live, nothing to do with doing the right things. It's just sheer luck, and you are gonna pay for that. -- Rush Limbaugh
[H]as the CDC ever published a story about the dangers of catching diseases when you sleep with illegal aliens? -- Rush Limbaugh
The Founding Fathers are not just some people that happened to get mad a long time ago and want their freedom. They were special people in addition to what their natural yearnings were. -- Rush Limbaugh
I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life. -- Rush Limbaugh
Now, how can I be anti-woman? I even judged the Miss America pageant. -- Rush Limbaugh
It was primary election, but [Donald] Trump hasn't spent a lot of money. Not compared to - I mean, Jeb Bush had a $115 million super PAC, and he has six delegates. It's not a dream, but it's something I do think about. -- Rush Limbaugh
There's such cultural rot taking place, such a disintegration throughout our culture. Values, morality, you name it. Standards have been relaxed, and people are not being held to them. People's intentions, if they're said to be good and honorable, that's all that matters. -- Rush Limbaugh
If you're going to run around, Ms. Pelosi, and you're going to say Republicans like the war, then can we also assume that Democrats like killing babies? Put that in whatever it is you smoke, Ms. Pelosi, and have fun with it. -- Rush Limbaugh
Nobody in a leadership level in American politics is trying to inspire the American people. Everybody needs to be goosed. The vast majority of people are not self-starters. -- Rush Limbaugh
[S]ome people are self-starters, and some people are born lazy. Some people are born victims. Some people are just born to be slaves. Some people are born to put up with somebody else making every decision for them. -- Rush Limbaugh
I sometimes wish I weren't as logical as I am and I wish I weren't as smart as I am, because I'd be happy. -- Rush Limbaugh
The American dream has now morphed into an expectation. And if it isn't provided, or if it doesn't happen, then people feel cheated. -- Rush Limbaugh
There's a negative connotation to internet trolls, but at the same time this is becoming mainstream. This kind of speech pattern, the way people speak, this is common on the internet. -- Rush Limbaugh
The truth of anything doesn't matter anymore. What's right doesn't matter. What makes economic common sense doesn't matter. I'm blue in the face over it. -- Rush Limbaugh
The UK population became, for lack of a better term, Balkanized. And then all of a sudden Sharia mosques started popping up all over the place. And before you knew it, the most popular or frequent male baby name was Mohammed. -- Rush Limbaugh
The left has total control over the public education system, all the way up to the university level. It's something they own, and it's going to have to change. -- Rush Limbaugh
Saudi Arabia cannot go pedal-to-the-metal on the way toward Sharia, although some might say they're there, because they have a relationship with the United States that must continue. And they can't make that relationship difficult for the US, so they moderate, and therefore they proceed. -- Rush Limbaugh
The Democrats can't lose, so they got rid of Bob Torricelli, way beyond when it was permissible. The time for a replacement had passed, but the New Jersey Supreme Court made up of Democrat hacks said, "Hey, if our candidate can't go, sure you can put in a replacement." -- Rush Limbaugh
Liberals talk about the 'income inequality' and the 'unfairness' and the disparity of the haves and the have-nots in New York City. Who has been running that city for all this time? Who has created the underclass in this country? It's the Democrat Party. -- Rush Limbaugh
I can't give money away to buy listeners. I can't pay listeners off with phones or food stamps or anything. I can't come by my audience by buying it. -- Rush Limbaugh
Is it a coincidence that in 1998, Barack Obama talks about a majority coalition of welfare recipients and in 2012 we got a record number of Americans on food stamps while he's president? I don't think it's a coincidence. -- Rush Limbaugh
I have to tell you, every day is a roller coaster. -- Rush Limbaugh
The American people don't want Obamacare. It has been forced on the American people, despite the fact that Democrats no longer control the House. -- Rush Limbaugh
It's pretty damning. That's Hillary Clinton juxtaposed against the FBI Director Comey yesterday, clearly illustrating she lied. -- Rush Limbaugh
These are people that are gonna vote for Hillary Clinton. They couldn't care less that she is sleazy. They couldn't care less that she cannot tell the truth. They couldn't care less that she exposes this nation to great risk. -- Rush Limbaugh
What better way to head off more oil drilling, nuclear plants, than by blowing up a rig? I'm just noting the timing, here. -- Rush Limbaugh
Republican primary voters, whether they're close primaries or open, are voting for anybody but candidates attached to the Republican establishment. -- Rush Limbaugh
It was some UN agency that issued a report saying we're beyond the point of return here. And there was a picture of a polar bear on a little, tiny block of ice, which is a fraudulent - there are more polar bears than ever. The arctic ice caps are not melting. There's so much garbage out there. -- Rush Limbaugh
When you've got Roger Ailes on your side, you do not lose. -- Rush Limbaugh
This is the burgeoning days of feminism. This is when the militant feminists are the feminism hormones are raging. They are excited. They are happy. This is a new day! They are through being plugged into these formulas where men run everything and you're in servitude to them. -- Rush Limbaugh
The standards have sunk so low throughout our culture that who really knows. -- Rush Limbaugh
The love had just vanished. We're still friendly. -- Rush Limbaugh
I don't know whether to admit it or not. You think I should tell them, Snerdley? Okay. Folks, some good friends of mine who live here in Palm Beach bought a Smart Car ... and there's a picture of me in it. -- Rush Limbaugh
It's an expansion. And it's a stealth mechanism to put the tentacles of socialized medicine even deeper into society. -- Rush Limbaugh
We're led to believe everybody opposes it and disagrees with political correctness, but yet everybody's scared to death of it. So who is it? Well, it's the power structure wherever you happen to be. -- Rush Limbaugh
If we take the pope at his word and socialism is highly preferable to capitalism and he was really concerned about these people, he would demand they go home. He would demand they return to their homelands wherever they are, if they were socialist. -- Rush Limbaugh
What could have John Edwards' motivations been to have the affair with Rielle Hunter, given his wife is smarter than he is and probably nagging him a lot about doing this, and he found somebody that did something with her mouth other than talk. -- Rush Limbaugh
The worst of all of this is the lie that condoms really protect against AIDS. The condom failure rate can be as high as 20 percent. Would you get on a plane - or put your children on a plane - if one of five passengers would be killed on the flight? Well, the statistic holds for condoms, folks. -- Rush Limbaugh
After all, Bill Clinton is the guy that signed welfare reform. -- Rush Limbaugh
This is real. This is not a phase. This is not a temper tantrum. The average American who I believe makes this country work thinks the Republican Party is actually oriented against its interests and does not understand or believe the crisis they think the country's in. -- Rush Limbaugh
Holocaust? Ninety million Indians? Only four million left? They all have casinos - what's to complain about? -- Rush Limbaugh
Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper! -- Rush Limbaugh
I've had some Democrat African-American leaders tell me they're really not all that comfortable with Obama as the lead at the MLK festivities 'cause he's not down for the struggle. He does not have that in his roots. -- Rush Limbaugh
I am opposed to Obama's efforts to destroy the American economy. I'm opposed to Obama's efforts to so-called fix the health care system. I'm opposed to the way Obama wants to go about fixing unemployment. -- Rush Limbaugh
One thing that I don't know if people have come to grips with yet is just how serious ISIS is, just how serious militant Islamists are about Sharia. There is no compromise. There is no halfway. There is no mutual cohabitation plan. -- Rush Limbaugh
Conservatism is an active intellectual pursuit; it requires a constant vigilance. It has nothing to do with feelings. Liberalism is the most gutless choice you can make. You just see suffering and say, 'Oh, I feel so horrible!' -- Rush Limbaugh
I think Senator [Ted] Cruz's strategy is that there's 4.5 million, 5 million Republicans that didn't vote in 2012. This is the conventional wisdom and they didn't vote because they didn't like the nominee, wasn't conservative enough, or there was a religious component. Who knows what? -- Rush Limbaugh
Children need love and discipline. They need mothers and fathers. A welfare check is not a husband. The state is not a father. -- Rush Limbaugh
We've always known that Democrats are anti-war, and we've always known that we can't really count on them when it comes to national defense. But we have finally seen with whom they will go to war: the American people who disagree with them. -- Rush Limbaugh
I think passion is the magnet to anything. -- Rush Limbaugh
Liberals get credit for good intentions, and that's about it, because everything they do fails. -- Rush Limbaugh
Most of my critics don't even listen to me; they are clueless. They just go to Web sites that report what I say out of context. -- Rush Limbaugh
The American people have worn out their patience being told by their so-called bettors that you don't know how to live your lives the right way. We need to arrange things for you so you can do things better than you would do yourself. -- Rush Limbaugh
Look, the communists have tried to corrupt our education system. They've tried to corrupt any number of institutions. Why wouldn't they try to corrupt the Catholic Church? It is a big enemy. -- Rush Limbaugh
The Democrats of today, they don't care about the past, other than look at aspects of it they hate. -- Rush Limbaugh
I'm just wondering, folks, if I gave a speech on anti-capitalism, do you think I could be named Person of the Year by 'TIME Magazine?' -- Rush Limbaugh
The Republican Party, I really believe, suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder from years and years of bullying and taunting. The Republican Party is Jonathan Martin. The Democrat Party and the media are Richie Incognito. -- Rush Limbaugh
What positive change? Why didn't we hear a word about all of Hillary Clinton's good works for the Clinton charitable foundation? I mean, you would think that's where it would all be.But we didn't hear about it. -- Rush Limbaugh
I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York Times story before I puke. -- Rush Limbaugh
Being stuck is a position few of us like. We want something new but cannot let go of the old - old ideas, beliefs, habits, even thoughts. We are out of contact with our own genius. Sometimes we know we are stuck; sometimes we don't. In both cases we have to DO something. -- Rush Limbaugh
Jeff Sessions is the lone voice in the Senate ... -- Rush Limbaugh
That cracker made a lot of African-American millionaires. -- Rush Limbaugh
Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher did more to liberate people by defeating the Soviet Union and freeing eastern Europe than the Obamas, the Clintons, and Kerrys of this world ever have. They were all on the wrong side of that debate. -- Rush Limbaugh
Most liberals I know do not consider themselves to even be liberals. They just think of you and me as conservatives, and that means, therefore, we're odd and we're kooks and maybe extreme and maybe mean. -- Rush Limbaugh
When you talk about change, you know what makes it really tough for people is on the one hand you've got tradition, and on the other hand you've got change; in many people's mind, change equals modernization. Tradition, however. I'm a big tradition guy. -- Rush Limbaugh
This woman [Hillary Clinton] is as steeped and deep inside the establishment as anybody in this campaign. -- Rush Limbaugh
Sorry to interrupt myself, but it's the only way I stop talking. -- Rush Limbaugh
Apparently Hillary [Clinton] doesn't come off as warm fuzzy. -- Rush Limbaugh
The problem is the Democrat Party is not Bill Clinton's party anymore. -- Rush Limbaugh
The feminazis celebrated Bill [Clinton], all because he was able to just manhandle us. -- Rush Limbaugh
The guy [Bill Clinton] was a known, let's say, "raconteur." -- Rush Limbaugh
I want the largest audience I can get, because that's how I can charge the highest advertising rate. Which means what else do I want? Money. I am trying to earn a profit. It's capitalism. -- Rush Limbaugh
Health care's like any other product or service: if the consumer is in charge of spending his money on it, then the market will make sure that it is affordable. -- Rush Limbaugh
If you want to make a Conservative angry, tell him a lie. If you want to make a Liberal angry, tell him the truth. -- Rush Limbaugh
Conservatism solves problems libralism blows em up. -- Rush Limbaugh
I have not forgotten my story I want to tell Millennial women. I'm still waiting for them all to gather out there. I sent out a request for people to call Millennial that they know. -- Rush Limbaugh
Innocent people never deserve to die no matter what. -- Rush Limbaugh
I don't have an ego that makes me believe the world revolves around me. I am not self-absorbed. -- Rush Limbaugh
Liberalism, socialism, whatever, it is such a corrupting, destructive thing. And I believe it's the most destructive force in the world today, outside of, militarized weaponry and that kind of thing. -- Rush Limbaugh
It doesn't benefit me to lie to people. They're eventually going to find out the truth, and then where am I? That's the problem with liberalism and socialism, by the way: it has to be propped up by lies. -- Rush Limbaugh
Legal immigration is a process. You learn everything about the people coming in. You find out how many of 'em are prone to vote Republican. You don't ask 'em this; you just learn. -- Rush Limbaugh
I'll say something else about Christine O'Donnell. You ready? I'd rather look at her than Mike Castle. I think she's kind of cute. I think she's kind of refreshing. She's a conservative. What's the problem? -- Rush Limbaugh
The attitude of the Democrat Party is that wherever there are Republicans they are so bad, they are so discriminatory, they are so racist, they're so bigoted, they're just such reprobates that we can't afford to let them have any say whatsoever in what's happening. -- Rush Limbaugh
Have you noticed that when it comes to immigration we ride herd on legal immigration pretty damn hard, and who is it that really is subject to most of the limits there? Have to say it's white immigrants. -- Rush Limbaugh
I've had so many people tell me that they are shocked that AM radio still even exists with all the different listening options. -- Rush Limbaugh
Seriously, he is just a voice on the radio, unlike the ones in your head, you don't have to do what he tells you to do. -- Rush Limbaugh
To change the media, you're gonna have to totally throw out every journalism school and get rid of everybody in every newsroom, and then you're gonna have to change the grade school and middle school and high school curriculum. -- Rush Limbaugh
I am the Doctor of Democracy. I am America's Truth Detector. And as the Doctor of Democracy, the deal you have with your doctor isn't changing. You get to keep your doctor. You get to keep your plan. You get to keep your station. Nothing's changing, and it really never was gonna change. -- Rush Limbaugh
The Democrat Party were gonna show Hillary Clinton gratitude. There might even be some people who actually think she's gonna be a good president, too. But for the most part it was they owed her. They owed her big time. They still do, and so does he. -- Rush Limbaugh
Isn't protecting our legal citizens from an invading army of illegal aliens who are using our services and taking our jobs, isn't that a basic notion of fairness? Isn't that in the Constitution? Where is the fairness to American citizens here? -- Rush Limbaugh
The Democratic Party does not want anybody to have a photo ID because that would have a very negative impact on cheating! If you require a photo ID, that pretty much shuts out cheating. Well, it doesn't shut it out. It just makes it harder, and that's why they don't want it. -- Rush Limbaugh
By the way, if socialism is so damn hot, why doesn't the pope ask all Mexicans to return home? If capitalism is such a bad thing, why doesn't the pope say to every Cuban living in America, "Get the hell back to Cuba"? -- Rush Limbaugh
The ocean will take care of this on its own if it was left alone and left out there. It's natural. It's as natural as the ocean water is. -- Rush Limbaugh
There is only one way to get rid of nuclear weapons ... use them. -- Rush Limbaugh
Liberals measure compassion by counting the number of people receiving government help. -- Rush Limbaugh
They [leftists] are outraged when people are not cranky and not miserable. They want everybody to be, if they are. It isn't fair that some people should be enjoying life when other people don't. -- Rush Limbaugh
Take that bone out of your nose and call me back (to an African American female caller). -- Rush Limbaugh
There is no immigration policy in the US that is permitting what's happening. What's happening here is happening outside the law, that our leaders do not wish to enforce or acknowledge. And the same thing happened in the UK. -- Rush Limbaugh
I have found it to be true that the older I've become the better my life has become. -- Rush Limbaugh
Hillary Clinton's been around for 30 years. Why do these stories need to be told? It isn't all of this widely known? -- Rush Limbaugh
Socks is the White House cat. But did you know there is also a White House dog? -- Rush Limbaugh
How is it that she [Hillary Clinton] ends up in Arkansas with a philandering husband who makes 25 grand a year as governor, and she has to provide the income for the family at the Rose Law Firm, in Arkansas? How does this that happen? -- Rush Limbaugh
Obama is not the messiah any longer. He is now your standard, ordinary, everyday politician who lies, who breaks promises, who's in it for himself, who can't do anything on his own. He's not qualified. All of this is becoming known, sadly, too late. -- Rush Limbaugh
I used to have a phrase: Liberalism is spreading misery equally. And now the ruling class throughout Washington seems to have adopted this. -- Rush Limbaugh
Some people would say we're already under attack by aliens - not space aliens, but illegal aliens. -- Rush Limbaugh
When a nominee for the Supreme Court, one of only nine lifetime appointments, makes an overtly brazen racist comment about tens of millions of American citizens, we don't need lectures. What we need to do is to confront her with what she said and what it says about her. -- Rush Limbaugh
In the first place, bureaucracies never become efficient; they're never going to get rid of administrative costs; they're never going to reduce them. That's not the purpose of bureaucracies. It's to increase those things. -- Rush Limbaugh
Everything about the left is perception, manipulation, and lies. Everything. Everything is 'Wag the Dog.' Everything is a structured deception. -- Rush Limbaugh
I'm specifically talking about Bill Nelson which merely said to [Barak] Obama stop what you're doing because it's against the law. He's out there saying that today we're gonna start separating families from their children and start sending people home, and it's not happening. -- Rush Limbaugh
If you hit minorities they're gonna blame conservatives, Second Amendment, guns, and the terrorists won't get their due credit. So from now on acts of terror, only hit white people, because hate crimes against them are permitted, and the media will play it up. -- Rush Limbaugh
Now, what is the left's worldview in general? What is it? If you had to attach not a philosophy but an attitude to a leftist worldview, it's one of pessimism and darkness, sadness. They're never happy, are they? They're always angry about something. No matter what they get, they're always angry. -- Rush Limbaugh
In my mind, there's nothing wrong with it. I don't instinctively know what's wrong with it. There is a language of the ghetto. There is a language of the barrio. And it's not good. There is an attitude. There is a behavior. There is a mindset and we wouldn't anybody to be stuck in it. -- Rush Limbaugh
What do Obama and God have in common? Neither has a birth certificate. How do they differ? God does not think he's Obama. -- Rush Limbaugh
The Eighties proved we don't need liberals. -- Rush Limbaugh
It's the end of the day where wives stay home and raise the kids and all that. That demeaning stuff? No more. Country club memberships, that's what you shoot for! To hell with that. -- Rush Limbaugh
The battle for freedom and liberty really never is over, and there are really low points in it, but I'm not giving up, and I'm not gonna engage in phony pep talks, either. -- Rush Limbaugh
Liberals are some of the most arrogant, condescending smart alecks, but they're just pure ignorant, and they fit the bill of people who have no love and no respect for the founding of this country. -- Rush Limbaugh
Guess what? Faisal Shahzad is a registered Democrat. I wonder if his SUV had an Obama sticker on it. -- Rush Limbaugh
The Democrats need poor, dependent people if they're gonna stay in business. And if we don't have enough poverty at home, we'll import it. That's what our open-borders policy is: It's about importing poverty and importing the number of potential registered voters for the Democrat party. -- Rush Limbaugh
If you commit a crime, you're guilty. -- Rush Limbaugh
Do you realize, when Mandela was inaugurated president, he invited as his special guests the white jailers from his Robben Island prison? He literally did forgive everybody. -- Rush Limbaugh
Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box. -- Rush Limbaugh
Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream. -- Rush Limbaugh
I reject the notion that America is in a well-deserved decline, that she and her citizens are unexceptional. I do not believe America is the problem in the world. I believe America is the solution to the world's problems. -- Rush Limbaugh
Life is busy. There are daily concerns and obligations that have to be met, and to take time to think about how precious and special a human life is that you only get one, and that every wasted minute is lost. You can't get it back. -- Rush Limbaugh
What is Obamacare doing? It's destroying the only kind of plans people without insurance ever get. And nobody seems to be noticing except the people who are being canceled and then can't find a replacement because it's too expensive. -- Rush Limbaugh
There hasn't been anybody else write a Constitution like Madison. There just hasn't been, because that person hasn't existed anywhere but here. -- Rush Limbaugh
Have you ever noticed how all composite pictures of wanted criminals resemble Jesse Jackson? -- Rush Limbaugh
Hillary Clinton was personally presiding over the dissolution of moral authority - particularly applied to presidents - because she looked the other way, because she tolerated it. -- Rush Limbaugh
That's what liberalism is all about, is promoting incompetence on the basis it's fair, because people would be the best if they weren't discriminated against. -- Rush Limbaugh
Folks, the most insidious part of this whole health care scheme is that all of these vast medical expenditures will become nothing more than government budget items. We individuals will no longer exist. The relationship between a government and citizen will change forever. -- Rush Limbaugh
If people are violating the law by doing drugs, they ought to be accused and they ought to be convicted and they ought to be sent up. -- Rush Limbaugh
Do you know we have more acreage of forest land in the United States today than we did at the time the Constitution was written. -- Rush Limbaugh
We are hated because we are free. We are hated because of the idea that is the United States of America. We are hated because of our Constitution. -- Rush Limbaugh
There's a reason people are not going to Obamacare. They find out what it's gonna cost 'em, and they go somewhere else. And in the process, they're undermining the very foundation of Obamacare, all of which was predictable. -- Rush Limbaugh
If you don't like going to the DMV, imagine if the only place you could go to resolve a health care problem is some government agency. -- Rush Limbaugh
It isn't humanly possible for the things radical leftists want to bring about the desired results that they choose. They claim they want a utopian happiness, and they are further and further away from it the more successful they are. -- Rush Limbaugh
I think this reason why girls don't do well on multiple choice tests goes all the way back to the Bible, all the way back to Genesis, Adam and Eve. God said, 'All right, Eve, multiple choice or multiple orgasms, what's it going to be?' We all know what was chosen. -- Rush Limbaugh
Progress is not striving for economic justice or fairness, but economic growth. -- Rush Limbaugh
I thought it was excellent, to tell you the truth. -- Rush Limbaugh
Here comes the pope saying, "Well, that may be true about Cruz, but you build walls, and we Christians don't do that. So you're not a Christian, either." Sometimes all you can do is chuckle. I mean, you need a break from it some. You just can't be intense and wadded up all the time here, folks. -- Rush Limbaugh
Is it logical to ask how far away are we from the pope explaining that abortion can be justified, "in certain circumstances, in certain regions," and if it might be related to the evils of American capitalism and our immigration policy? -- Rush Limbaugh
I don't consider myself an offensive guy. I am just a harmless lovable little fuzzball. -- Rush Limbaugh
Most people have this protective view of the presidency. Anybody who holds the office is always gonna get the benefit of the doubt unless the media spends four years destroying them like they did Bush, and with Bush not returning fire. -- Rush Limbaugh
The only way liberals win national elections is by pretending they're not liberals. -- Rush Limbaugh
The silent majority, that's actually an invention of Richard Nixon's. -- Rush Limbaugh
The Democrats cannot find Romney fingerprints on what's happening to this country. Every fingerprint is Barack Obama's, Joe Biden's, Nancy Pelosi's, Harry Reid's, Barney Frank's, you name it, Eric Holder. -- Rush Limbaugh
I want anyone who believes in life, liberty, pursuit of happiness to succeed. And I want any force, any person, any element of an overarching Big Government that would stop your success, I want that organization, that element or that person to fail. I want you to succeed. -- Rush Limbaugh
Women should not be allowed on juries where the accused is a stud. -- Rush Limbaugh
That's the definition of 'success' for the modern Democrat Party. As many people dependent on government as possible is the objective. -- Rush Limbaugh
There isn't one thing the federal government does that anybody in Big Business would emulate, at least not in the profit sector. -- Rush Limbaugh
That Bill Clinton. He probably doesn't know how to log on to the Internet. -- Rush Limbaugh
We try it practically every time it comes up, be it amnesty, be it any other issue they want. We try and it gets us nowhere, and it doesn't get us any favors among left-wing-inclined voters, either. -- Rush Limbaugh
The United States is guilty. We're not treating people fairly. We're not treating people with dignity. Building a wall is an affront and an insult, and we have no right. -- Rush Limbaugh
Why doesn't pope say to every Mexican living in America, "Go back to Mexico! That's your home! Socialism is preferable." Why does he want them to stay? Because they are going to convert this place, folks. That's what this is all about. -- Rush Limbaugh
To somebody like Obama, substantive opposition is not tolerable. The objective is to eliminate all opposition - be it a political party, be it media, or what have you. -- Rush Limbaugh
We had had mass immigration from the late 1800s all the way through the early 1900s to the 1920s, and we had to pause the immigration in order to for the new arrivals to assimilate, to become Americans, to learn English, for one thing. The one thing - or not the one; there are many different things. -- Rush Limbaugh
When WOMEN got the right to vote is when it all went downhill. Because that's when votes started being cast with emotion and uh, maternal instincts that government ought to reflect ... -- Rush Limbaugh
It's beyond me how anybody can look at these protestors and call them anything other than what they are: anti-American, anticapitalist, pro-Marxist communists. -- Rush Limbaugh
The vast majority of the rich in this country did not inherit their wealth; they earned it. They are the country's achievers, producers, and job creators. -- Rush Limbaugh
Obamacare can't work, folks. It just cannot. -- Rush Limbaugh
It is not about promoting a distinct and great American culture because today's Democrat Party does not believe in one. -- Rush Limbaugh
The reputation Hillary Clinton had at Wellesley and Yale was, "My God, this woman single-handedly could end up running the world! This is the smartest woman!" -- Rush Limbaugh
If I were a Catholic, I'd be asking what's going on here. I really would. "The pope also broke with his predecessors by suggesting that Catholic lawmakers are free to vote for same-sex marriage and civil unions." -- Rush Limbaugh
Liberals like to achieve fairness by spreading the misery. Conservatives seek to expand opportunity. -- Rush Limbaugh
I've always believed in the old-fashioned way: When you've got scoundrels in office, you vote 'em out. -- Rush Limbaugh
I am just stupefied here. The left has officially stamped it now: Oil is a villain. Now, please ask yourselves: When did this start? -- Rush Limbaugh
What's the difference between a liberal and a conservative? A liberal will interpret the constitution, a conservative will quote it! -- Rush Limbaugh
Obama's gonna play Santa Claus with the minimum wage. He's got no successes to brag about. He cannot talk about a robust job market. In fact, the very fact he's talking about the minimum wage is evidence there is no robust job market. -- Rush Limbaugh
Our founding fathers never intended that Congress be a career. -- Rush Limbaugh
A United States collapse would be much different than a Greece collapse. Greece can collapse, and there's a ripple. We collapse, and the world feels it. -- Rush Limbaugh
To some people, bankers - code word for Jewish - and guess who Obama's assaulting? He's assaulting bankers. He's assaulting money people. And a lot of those people on Wall Street are Jewish. So I wonder if there's starting to be some buyer's remorse there. -- Rush Limbaugh
The Republican establishment may in fact be so desirous of getting rid of the Tea Party as its base, they may be willing to lose some elections in order to get rid of their base and put up a new base. -- Rush Limbaugh
Liberals are constantly wrong. In fact, that's how you rise to the top in liberalism, by being wrong. If you are wrong, and if you are consistently wrong, it's even better. You're really one of them if you're really wrong all the time. Look at Jimmy Carter. -- Rush Limbaugh
It's impossible for a Democrat to be a failure. It's impossible for a Democrat to be a reprobate. It's impossible for a Democrat to be a mess. It just isn't possible, as far as the mind-set of the media is concerned. -- Rush Limbaugh
There's a void of leadership in a lot of Washington. I think one of the reasons why there's so much angst across the country. -- Rush Limbaugh
You take a 30-year-old. To him, history began the day he was born. He doesn't know how cold it was 70 years ago unless he's told. He doesn't care. He thinks what's happening now is either the best or the worst, whatever it is, ever. Everybody thinks that. -- Rush Limbaugh
Donald Trump happened to be in Scotland on the very day, the morning after the Brexit vote. He's there to open his golf course in Turnberry, and, lo and behold, the first thing he talked about was not the Brexit vote. -- Rush Limbaugh
Young people have this almost romantic attachment to civil rights, liberties, emancipating people from oppression, etc. The idea that such oppression exists in this country offends me, but it's able to be pushed and sold because education in this country is so woefully incompetent and inept. -- Rush Limbaugh
Any new gun control is simply gonna infringe on the law-abiding ability to exercise constitutional rights. There's not a single law that could be written, that has been written, that could be passed that would stop Omar Mateen from getting a gun and shooting people up. -- Rush Limbaugh
I go back and forth as to whether I think Nancy Pelosi's really this dumb or not. Although, every time I hear her speak I get closer and closer to concluding that she is this dumb. -- Rush Limbaugh
We're talking tens of thousands, millions, nobody gives you that kind of money without an expectation for it. It has to be paid back somehow. You pay it back with policy. -- Rush Limbaugh
Citizen service is a repudiation of the principles upon which our country was based. We are all here for ourselves. -- Rush Limbaugh
The law exists for a reason. There is a dominant American culture that people used to want to preserve. That's going by the wayside, too. But if it's now okay for an illegal alien to practice law in California, then can anybody else who's broken the law get a law license? And if not, why not? -- Rush Limbaugh
I know a lot of Millennial women who don't listen to the program, anyway, when you mention my name - they've heard so much gunk and so many things that are not true - they say, "I never listen to that!" Say, "You've got to." -- Rush Limbaugh
I'm not against the government building roads. That is a legitimate government function. But I am very much against the government claiming that their building the road is the reason somebody on the road is successful. -- Rush Limbaugh
In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins? -- Rush Limbaugh
There are people who want to import the dregs of the world into this country in order to cut this country down to size. Do not doubt me on this. I know it sounds hard to believe. Those people will be found somewhere on the political spectrum, and they vote Democrat. -- Rush Limbaugh
You can go out and you can run ads all day long on Donald Trump and what he says about women, and you haven't even gotten close to separating his supporters from him, 'cause that's not why they're there. -- Rush Limbaugh
Ted Cruz is a nice guy, a likeable guy. He's not crazy. He's not nasty. And he certainly is not - he's not a liar. He's a down - down the middle guy that I - anybody could trust. He has got plenty of integrity. -- Rush Limbaugh
He's one fry short of a Happy Meal. -- Rush Limbaugh
If Romney would go ideological in explaining Obama, it would help. We gotta stop the, 'He's a nice guy' stuff. Nice guys don't do what Obama is doing. Nice guys don't say and do and act the way Obama is saying, doing, and acting. -- Rush Limbaugh
Psychologically, when I sit down at noon, I'm it. I'm the only thing on. Nobody else does what I do. Nobody else has the opportunity. That's the psychological mindset. It's not an ego thing; it's just the way I've always approached it. -- Rush Limbaugh
I'd get up in the morning, get ready to go to school, and I would dread it. I hated it. My mother would have the radio on. And the guy on the radio sounded like he was having so much fun. And I knew, when his program was over, he wasn't going to go to school. -- Rush Limbaugh
Everybody is telling me Donald Trump is going to destroy the stock market if he's elected. -- Rush Limbaugh
You don't win everything. And you ultimately have to take what you get. I think on the case of [Donald] Trump, there's a much bigger upside than down side. -- Rush Limbaugh
I'm pro-choice. But I hope that choice will be life. -- Rush Limbaugh
If you compare charitable donations, you name it, religious tithing, giving, Americans trump citizens of the world hands down. -- Rush Limbaugh
Obama's got a health care logo that's right out of Adolf Hitler's playbook ... Adolf Hitler, like Barack Obama, also ruled by dictate. -- Rush Limbaugh
In order for the Constitution to work, you have to have law-abiding people. You have to have people willing to obey the Constitution, willing to follow the law. Obama doesn't care. He is the law. -- Rush Limbaugh
Will some reporter, or some Republican on the Sunday shows, please ask why tax cuts raid the non-existent Social Security Trust Fund but all the Democrats' new spending doesn't? Will someone please ask that? -- Rush Limbaugh
An undeniable truth is that while Obama and Pelosi and George Soros and whoever else tell you and me to get off oil, they won't - they're the elites. They're smarter, they're running the world, and they have to be able to get to where they have to go. -- Rush Limbaugh
Ladies, if you want a happy marriage, then do whatever your husband tells you without questioning his authority. -- Rush Limbaugh
Rights are either God-given or evolve out of the democratic process. Most rights are based on the ability of people to agree on a social contract, the ability to make and keep agreements. -- Rush Limbaugh
You can see signs of a roaring economy. You can sense economic growth. You know it's happening. You're part of it. It is affecting you. Seventy-five percent of Americans think the government is corrupt. -- Rush Limbaugh
Look at Jeb Bush, $115 million and Jeb actually stated in December 2014 that he was going to win this primary by not winning it. He was going to win it without winning base voters. They have made it clear they want nothing of their base. They're embarrassed of their base. -- Rush Limbaugh
Conservative ideas are alive and dynamic, the result of a free and intellectually honest vision for the country. As long as conservatism is strong, the future of a strong America is assured. -- Rush Limbaugh
Obama wants people, as many people as he can get, covered by the government, exchanges, however you want to phrase it, and the more the better, and the sooner, the better, making it impossible to take it away. Meaning, making it impossible to repeal Obamacare. -- Rush Limbaugh
We're not hearing any Hollywood people talk about the Crime Family Foundation. We're not talking about any specific details about Hillary Clinton's work on the foundation. -- Rush Limbaugh
I think what we've had here is a little social concern in the NFL. The media has been very desirous that a black quarterback do well. There is a little hope invested in McNabb, and he got a lot of credit for the performance of this team that he didn't deserve. The defense carried this team. -- Rush Limbaugh
The First Amendment doesn't give anybody the right to be heard. People don't have to listen to you. -- Rush Limbaugh
My friend Michael Reagan has given us the blueprint for a new Reagan revolution- and he has given Ronald Reagan back to us again. Read it, learn it, live it, love it! -- Rush Limbaugh
I'm rarely wrong but I could be. There might be a third party. I just think that the realization that Hillary Clinton, the Democratic Party posed the greatest threat to our future, children, grandchildren, all of that, is going to bring everybody back to reality. -- Rush Limbaugh
Not my political ideas. Conservatism didn't buy this house. First and foremost I'm a businessman. My first goal is to attract the largest possible audience so I can charge confiscatory ad rates. I happen to have great entertainment skills, but that enables me to sell airtime. -- Rush Limbaugh
Obama is a statist. He's an authoritarian. He doesn't want to govern; he wants to rule. -- Rush Limbaugh
If homosexuality being inborn is what makes it acceptable, why does racism being inborn not make racism acceptable? ... We are born that way. We don't choose it. So shouldn't it be acceptable, excuse - this is according to the way the left thinks about things. -- Rush Limbaugh
The German birthrate is below replacement levels, meaning the population is shrinking, meaning fewer and fewer people of age to join the labor force. -- Rush Limbaugh
Here they are today, the Democrats; they're making this big deal about how this woman [Hillary Clinton] has overcome all of this discrimination. She has overcome the biggest guns of opposition that have been arrayed against her! -- Rush Limbaugh
And at some point who's to say that you cannot have sex with a child some point. -- Rush Limbaugh
When I talk to people who believe in this global warming crap ... it's fake science. They may have educations and degrees that say they are scientists, but they're not. They're political hacks and leftists. -- Rush Limbaugh
There's one reason why [Presidents' Day] is a holiday. It had nothing to do with our country deciding that we wanted to show reverence for our presidents, Lincoln, Washington, or all of them. Nothing to do with that. The ski industry wanted a three-day weekend. -- Rush Limbaugh
Character matters; leadership descends from character. -- Rush Limbaugh
I'm talking about just as an ongoing, everyday matter of daily life, one of the most destructive things if not the most is radical liberalism, leftism. And it is clear that they are making great strides in corrupting once-great institutions and once-great traditions. -- Rush Limbaugh
This is a great nation at terrible risk in a dangerous world, and she has fully exposed this nation and will continue to do so because of her utter incompetence and Hillary Clinton lack of care, lack of attention, lack of concern. -- Rush Limbaugh
If you really want to get rid of the problems in the NFL, put Obama in charge of it: in a few months it will be so deep in debt it will have to go out of business - no more concussions. -- Rush Limbaugh
Right. So you go into Darfur and you go into South Africa, you get rid of the white government there. You put sanctions on them. You stand behind Nelson Mandela - who was bankrolled by communists for a time, had the support of certain communist leaders. You go to Ethiopia. You do the same thing. -- Rush Limbaugh
The left has been able to destroy conservatives, dispatch conservatives, to ruin conservatives simply on the basis of accusing them or illustrating them supposedly violating political correctness, by virtue of exposing what they think or say. -- Rush Limbaugh
Every Democrat constituency group has at least two things in common. They hate us. They despise opposition. That's why they created political correctness. Speech censorship. They hate opposition and they'll do anything they can to eliminate it. -- Rush Limbaugh
I'm amazed at the Democrats and the media who do not know what's going on in my world. I know what's going on in theirs. I study 'em. I watch 'em every day. -- Rush Limbaugh
You want to be a corporate success; you want to be an entrepreneurial success. That's the beginnings of the feminist movement which sought to emulate men. -- Rush Limbaugh
The Republicans or conservatives always, when it comes to judging, when it comes to legalities, always try to do the right thing even if it harms their interests. -- Rush Limbaugh
The way the Democrats go about seeking equality is to lower people at the top. -- Rush Limbaugh
Every liberal on the campaign trail has a plan to deliver free, socialized medicine, but no country on earth, folks, can possibly pay for every test for everybody without going bankrupt. -- Rush Limbaugh
If Recep Tayyip Erdogan cannot placate ISIS, how are we ever gonna be able to? And placate is clearly what John Kerry, who once served in Vietnam, and Barack Hussein O and Hillary Clinton think is the only thing we have to do is placate them. Because we're at fault, see. -- Rush Limbaugh
A Democrat hypocrite will never get harmed. -- Rush Limbaugh
It's easy to be negative. -- Rush Limbaugh
Blaming guns for murder is like blaming forks for obesity. -- Rush Limbaugh
[T]he nags ... the national association of gals, that's our pet name for the NOW gang ... the nags are a bunch of whores to liberalism. -- Rush Limbaugh
The establishment isn't new. The establishment not wanting outsiders, not wanting conservatives, isn't anything new. -- Rush Limbaugh
This is no different than what happens at the Skull and Bones initiation ... I'm talking about people having a good time, these people, you ever heard of emotional release? You ever heard of the need to blow some steam off? -- Rush Limbaugh
Young people never do have a clue. There are some young people that do, but they've always been the exception. They always all grow up at some point. The problem is that they're all being indoctrinated by stupid leftists. -- Rush Limbaugh
The last thing they want is a revitalized economy now. I'm not saying the Democrats don't want a strong economy. Don't misunderstand. They just don't want it now. -- Rush Limbaugh
Most men would love to be stared at by women. Don't doubt me on this. And my guess is that most women are actually intrigued by it and have developed techniques and skills for dealing with it. Don't doubt me. -- Rush Limbaugh
Basic Economics 101. It's the most complicated simple subject there is. -- Rush Limbaugh
Saudi Arabia is militant Islamic extremism, Wahhabi Islam is extreme and violent. These are the people that execute gays. These are the people that stone women who show their face in public. You don't hear much about it, but it happens. -- Rush Limbaugh
This is a hallmark trait of the left. There is never any effort to elevate anybody. Liberalism is all about tearing down. Liberalism is all about lowering. It is all about destroying 'em. -- Rush Limbaugh
I suppose we're not supposed to judge people. -- Rush Limbaugh
There was a time when the United States government earned the trust of its people. There was a time when most people believed that the United States government was protecting them. -- Rush Limbaugh
Illegal immigrants are people that have very little education. They are mostly people who are very poor. They arrive needing government assistance from the get-go, and the Democrat Party is right there to provide it, while telling them that the Republican Party wants to kick 'em out. -- Rush Limbaugh
It's amazing when you see something on T.V. for years and then you go and see it in person. It's perspective is all different. -- Rush Limbaugh
I never try to get noticed. It just happens. I never try. -- Rush Limbaugh
I never turn on the news over the weekend, short of a nuclear detonation somewhere. I just don't. I don't learn anything from it anymore. -- Rush Limbaugh
President Erdogan is aiming Turkey at a Sharia nation. That's where he wants to go. He is a Sharia law, full-fledged, one percent Islamist. -- Rush Limbaugh
It's also hard to believe, because people alive today, immigration's been a daily event and a daily topic for their whole lives. They can't conceive of a period of time where there was no immigration. -- Rush Limbaugh
Football is like life and I know life. -- Rush Limbaugh
There are smart people on our side of the aisle who have known as early as I did who Obama was and should have been saying 'I hope this guy fails' right along with me. There should have been opposition to this guy all along. -- Rush Limbaugh
Marco [Rubio] now is attached to that establishment. I don't see his future, not in this particular cycle. -- Rush Limbaugh
Why is freedom such a hard sell? That's the question. In this country, why has the idea of individual liberty and responsibility become such a hard sell? That's something I never thought would happen here. -- Rush Limbaugh
Obama might think of himself as one, but he is not a dictator. We are not a banana republic yet. This is not an authoritarian form of government. This is a constitutional republic, and the president doesn't allow or disallow. The president can't buy or purchase. -- Rush Limbaugh
The country will survive Obama, but it cannot survive the abject ignorance that elected him. -- Rush Limbaugh
Some Trumpsters asked me if it was really a problem that Trump doesn't have money to run commercials now. And I said he doesn't have the money, just doesn't have the money. "That's not good. He needs to be running commercials." -- Rush Limbaugh
Every Republican is on record as saying Obamacare is unacceptable, intolerable, and they're gonna do everything they could to keep it from happening. But, at the moment of truth, they're not. -- Rush Limbaugh
No nation has ever taxed itself into prosperity. -- Rush Limbaugh
No nation ever taxed itself into prosperity. -- Rush Limbaugh
Immigration law's already settled. That's why we have people known as illegal immigrants, because the law is very clear. They're not being called illegal immigrants because people are biased and prejudiced. -- Rush Limbaugh
Today's Democrat Party believes that distinct American culture is corrupt, biased, racist, sexist, prejudicial, homophobic. There is nothing about it they want to preserve. -- Rush Limbaugh
Well, the chairman of Federal Reserve just made his move to rescue Barack Obama. We're gonna have QE3. We're gonna print some more money. -- Rush Limbaugh
The world's biggest problem is the unequal distribution of capitalism. If there were capitalism everywhere, you wouldn't have food shortages. -- Rush Limbaugh
And don't forget, Sherrod Brown is black. There's a racial component here, too. And now, the newspaper that I'm reading all this from is The New York Times, and they, of course, don't mention that. -- Rush Limbaugh
Why did Hillary [Clinton] go to Arkansas? Why does she put up with it? In the beginning era of feminism she's considered one of the leading lights. Why does she put up with it? And the short answer is :She's nominated president, the Democrat Party candidate. -- Rush Limbaugh
The Democrats, the left has this 30-year playbook of how to destroy conservatives by simply exposing the horrible, the mean-spirited, insensitive things they say, but that isn't going to work on Trump the way it works on conservatives, for a whole host of reasons. -- Rush Limbaugh
I live in Realville, and my problem is that I'm governed by logic. And some of the claims that are made by people on the left just don't hold up. -- Rush Limbaugh
There is an all-out assault now on the Christian community in this country. -- Rush Limbaugh
Let me tell you who we conservatives are: we love people. When we look out over the United States of America, when we are anywhere, when we see a group of people, such as this or anywhere, we see Americans. We see human beings. We don't see groups. We don't see victims. -- Rush Limbaugh
We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want. -- Rush Limbaugh
Democrats don't have reasons for people to vote for them. They're just trying to gin up anger and resentment for their opposition. And it's just not working anymore. -- Rush Limbaugh
It's very rare that you have a liberal run as an unabashed liberal. They have to lie about it. They have to mask who they are. And in order for them to survive and thrive, they have to keep that up. -- Rush Limbaugh
Obama just announced Americans don't consider themselves victims, or entitled. Actually, the vast majority of Obama supporters believe exactly that. They believe exactly that. -- Rush Limbaugh
There isn't anything you can expose Trump on that people don't already know and haven't already accepted. -- Rush Limbaugh
The fact that we're spending $700 billion a year on oil is actually a good thing; it means we have the prosperity to do it. It means that oil's being used, and oil is the fuel for the engine of freedom. -- Rush Limbaugh
How could Hillary clinton not come off as human! I mean, even Nurse Ratched was human. I don't think people are interested in 30 years of the past, and I don't get this notion of change-maker. -- Rush Limbaugh
I'm going to tell you, what's good for al Qaeda is good for the Democratic Party in this country today. -- Rush Limbaugh
"Is it any wonder somebody like Donald Trump is racing through the presidential primary process?" -- Rush Limbaugh
I think clear heads will prevail and the correct enemy will be identified, political enemy will be identified, and efforts will come together to defeat whoever it is they throw up - Democrats, I mean. -- Rush Limbaugh
The way liberals are interpreting the First Amendment today is that it prevents anyone who is religious from being in government. -- Rush Limbaugh
I can't figure Twitter out. The way Twitter is formatted, I can't tell who is saying something and who's replying to something. I don't know who the tweeter is and who's responding to the twit. -- Rush Limbaugh
I read my web blogs, my tech blogs, it's highly educational, folks. -- Rush Limbaugh
Immigration, as promoted by the Democrat Party, really is a voter registration drive, pure and simple. It is a desire by the Democrat Party to find another way to remain in perpetual power, by creating as many dependent voters as they can. -- Rush Limbaugh
Is there anybody out there that will point to Hillary Clinton and say, "Gosh, my life is so much better because of her"? Why aren't they on stage? -- Rush Limbaugh
End results that work that don't involve government threaten liberals. -- Rush Limbaugh
War is worthless except for ending slavery, Nazism, fascism, and communism. Other than that, war is pointless. -- Rush Limbaugh
Net neutrality would require that every search engine produce an equal number of results that satisfy every disagreement about [every] issue ... Just think of it as Fairness Doctrine for the Internet. I'm not making this up. -- Rush Limbaugh
Everybody in life is pursuing money: left, right, charity, nonprofits, everybody's pursuing money. Everybody wants a raise. Everybody wants to improve their standard of living. Everybody wants to be rich, and especially those that go to Washington. -- Rush Limbaugh
If you get rich in the name of the poor, fine and dandy. The problem is when you earn it. If you earn the money in the private sector by starting a business and hiring a lot of people, that's when you become the enemy. -- Rush Limbaugh
What about feeling sorry for those who pay the taxes? Those who are people that no one feels sorry for. They are asked to give and give until they have no more to give. And when they say 'enough,' they are called selfish. -- Rush Limbaugh
Keep in mind that the Iraqis are not telling us anything we don't already know or can't prove. This is what makes this whole inspection process and all the rigmarole surrounding it a total farce. -- Rush Limbaugh
Wouldn't it be great if our national news media had standards as high as the National Football League's? -- Rush Limbaugh
There's a reason why young people think what they think. They are taught it. In many cases when they learn at home is erased or countered or overcome. -- Rush Limbaugh
When you strip it all away, Jerry Garcia
(former Grateful Dead guitarist) destroyed his life on
drugs. And yet hes being honored, like some godlike
figure. Our priorities are out of whack, folks. -- Rush Limbaugh
It's too easy to find people who've failed and are embittered. The best thing you can do is hang around people who've succeeded and are happy doing what you want to do. Learn from them. -- Rush Limbaugh
The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies. -- Rush Limbaugh
Washington, DC does not have to live with much of what they produce legislatively for us. -- Rush Limbaugh
I think we're going to have a nominee, whoever it is, and we'll have support for the nominee. -- Rush Limbaugh
Obamacare is making people divorce so they can afford it. And divorce hurts women and the children, and that is Obamacare and their War on Women. -- Rush Limbaugh
These people that write books on how to succeed and how to think positively make millions because it's something that doesn't occur naturally. -- Rush Limbaugh
None of the people who wrote Obamacare want anything to do with it. None of the people responsible for Obamacare can afford it. They all want subsidies. None of the people that gave us Obamacare have any desire to actually go to HealthCare.gov and sign up. That's for you and me to have to do. -- Rush Limbaugh
If we can have record high unemployment, record job loss, and just an absolutely anemic economic recovery because of Obama's policies, and he's not blamed for it, what makes anybody think he's gonna get blamed when an insurance company starts doubling their premiums? -- Rush Limbaugh
Feminism is liberalism, and look at what it's doing, look at what it's promoting, look at what it's condoning. All the while, we have to live in this lie that there's some sort of Republican War on Women. We don't do this to women! We don't objectify women like this. -- Rush Limbaugh
The administration is out lying through its teeth about all these people signing up and how great Obamacare is now. Meanwhile, Obama continues to break the law each and every day with executive actions - not even executive orders, executive actions - and proclamations. -- Rush Limbaugh
George W. Bush attended the intelligence briefing every day. Obama has not even attended half of them. He sends surrogates. That to me is significant. -- Rush Limbaugh
None of what we [as country] have done is credited. None of the good works. Our foreign affairs budget, foreign aid budget, none of it is ever thanked. -- Rush Limbaugh
We're all born pessimists. It takes effort to be optimistic. -- Rush Limbaugh
I say what I mean. I don't speak in code. That's why I am a star and ace communicator. -- Rush Limbaugh
Obama's entire economic program is reparations. -- Rush Limbaugh
If I sound like I'm enjoying myself, it's not artificial. It's real. -- Rush Limbaugh
Media does not get everything they want all the time. The Democrats certainly don't. They don't win every election, and they don't win every battle. -- Rush Limbaugh
Obama's not down for the civil rights struggle, and he certainly wasn't down for the apartheid struggle, but he's clearly gonna take advantage of it and insert himself in such a way as to make it look like he is single-handedly responsible for apartheid going by the wayside. -- Rush Limbaugh
As far as I'm concerned, the people who aren't paying taxes don't get to run around claiming that they built everything, that the built the roads and that they built the bridges and so forth. -- Rush Limbaugh
The Los Angeles riots were not caused by the Rodney King verdict. The Los Angeles riots were caused by rioters. -- Rush Limbaugh
Ladies and gentlemen, the economic disaster, the tailspin, the destruction of the greatest economic engine in the history of the world, these policies of Barack Obama's, which have led us to this point, are precisely why I fearlessly said and still say, I hope he fails. -- Rush Limbaugh
From 1924 to 1965, 41 years, essentially, there was no immigration. Try telling people that in the midst of this debate and they won't believe you. They'll think you're making it up. They'll think you're lying about it. -- Rush Limbaugh
Saudi Arabia might proceed toward Sharia slower than Al-Qaeda wants. Al-Qaeda wants pedal-to-the-metal, nothing else in focus, we're heading to Sharia, and the Saudis might not be going there fast enough, so Al-Qaeda hits them. -- Rush Limbaugh
She squeezed the left side of his face. -- Rush Limbaugh
I'm part German and part Irish. In fact, there's even a town in Germany that was named after my family, Limbach or so forth. And I don't know. I might even have some Indian blood in there. -- Rush Limbaugh
I don't need equal time, I am equal time! -- Rush Limbaugh
I'm like anybody else that's in media. I've got my opinions. I share them. I'm not afraid of them. -- Rush Limbaugh
If you want a successful marriage, let your husband do what he wants to do. -- Rush Limbaugh
When I hear Governor Mitt Romney in his speech talk about how the Republican Party must stand for legitimate conservative values. They don't. -- Rush Limbaugh
No matter what else is going on, Christmas is my all-time favorite period in the year. It has a positive effect on me like very little else does, seasonally, that is. -- Rush Limbaugh
Bill Clinton did midnight basketball. He is not looked at by this current generation of Democrats as anywhere near the hero he was back in the nineties. -- Rush Limbaugh
The thought that so many people get their news from social media really is scary. -- Rush Limbaugh
A bunch of liberals wanted to outlaw men gazing at women because the gaze was said to objectify women. Sorry, liberals, it can't be helped among the heterosexual crowd. -- Rush Limbaugh
Police and firefighters are great, but they don't create wealth. They protect it. That's crucial. Teaching is a wonderful profession. Teachers help educate people to become good citizens so that citizens can then go create wealth. But they don't create the wealth themselves. -- Rush Limbaugh
Barack Obama's enemies are the people who make this country work. Barack Obama's enemies are those who succeed. Those are the people whose income he wants to redistribute. Those are the people whose income he wants to take, using the power and the force of the federal government to do it. -- Rush Limbaugh
What is a change-maker? What has Hillary Clinton changed? It is filled with all the cliches that New Agers and leftists glom on to, like "common sense gun control legislation." But it never was defined. -- Rush Limbaugh
"Vote for one; get both of us." Campaign slogan. She [Hillary Clinton] was constantly portrayed as a co-president even during the campaign. The Smartest Woman in the World. That's how they portrayed her to us. -- Rush Limbaugh
A lot of people disagree with me on this, but the people who want somebody not of Washington, it's serious this time. It's - the disconnect between the Republican Party establishment and the Democrat establishment and the people of this country is longer, broader, wider than I've ever seen it. -- Rush Limbaugh
Love is the only human emotion that cannot be controlled. -- Rush Limbaugh
Hillary Clinton has been The Smartest Woman in the World in her circle since 1970 when she went away to college. -- Rush Limbaugh
Another thing the Democrats have grown accustomed to is their candidate is untouchable. -- Rush Limbaugh
Money is the mother's milk of everything, and it certainly is the mother's milk of politics. -- Rush Limbaugh
I'm a huge supporter of women. What I'm not a supporter of liberalism. Feminism is what I oppose. Feminism has led women astray. I love the women's movement, especially walking behind it. -- Rush Limbaugh
She sounds like a screeching ex-wife. -- Rush Limbaugh
Hillary's [Clinton] okay if they [FBI] can't prove any criminality or if nobody wants to charge her with it, then whatever she did is fine. -- Rush Limbaugh
You're falling into the trap of believing everything that's in the political handbook, and at the top of the list it says you can't do anything without money. [Donald] Trump has. -- Rush Limbaugh
Hillary Clinton lived at Wellesley and Yale. Her circle of friends was that Ivy League bunch, and they were all being trained for lives in government. They were all being trained for lives of government: CIA, State Department. -- Rush Limbaugh
Radical feminism, male lesbians, transsexuals, musical condoms with suspenders, and lotsa drummers drumming are all manifestations of a political agenda with roots in the 1960s. This is all fruit we are reaping from the sexual revolution. -- Rush Limbaugh
I'm not opposed to the protection of animals. But the best way to do that is to make sure some human being owns them. -- Rush Limbaugh
Who in the world wants to run a country where the new norm is one where there are no jobs? -- Rush Limbaugh
Liberalism is a series of grievances in addition to everything else that it is. -- Rush Limbaugh
People have called Christopher Columbus horrible, racist, a psycho-maniac killer and a slave owner. -- Rush Limbaugh
One of the reasons MSNBC is plummeting is that I, not long ago, refused to play any content from them. I figured, why? I mean, it's genuine depraved partisan politics insanity, genuine extremist radical ignoramuses on that network. -- Rush Limbaugh
The media says, "How in the world can you do this? You're here, you're in Great Britain, you're in the UK, and they just had the Brexit vote, and you're talking about your golf course?" Trump says, "Yeah, and you know what? The falling pound is even gonna help my business here." -- Rush Limbaugh
I don't have time to beat around the bush. The health-care plan as proposed by Mrs. Clinton is socialism. There's no soft way to peddle it. There is not other way to describe it. -- Rush Limbaugh
The really damaging thing is that the objectives, the goals of the people on the left are not possible. There is no utopia. -- Rush Limbaugh
Did you know that the White House drug test is multiple choice? -- Rush Limbaugh
Bill Clinton did everything in opposition to Black Lives Matter and the things that animate the existence of the Democrat Party today. -- Rush Limbaugh
I am addicted to prescription pain medication. -- Rush Limbaugh
The value of money comes from the private sector in the form of price for product, services rendered, what people are willing to pay for something they want or need. That's where value happens. Government has nothing to do with that. -- Rush Limbaugh
Our immigration law sucks, and we need to redo the whole thing, comprehensive immigration reform. And what that's gonna be is anybody who wants to come and vote Democrat, we're gonna send 'em a limousine and bring 'em in. -- Rush Limbaugh
Most people grow up thinking everybody wants to come to America because America is the sweet spot of the planet. America is the greatest place in the world - which it is - and everybody wants to be here. -- Rush Limbaugh
Unions are the result of profit seekers. Unions are the way the average guy gets even with evil corporateers. The unions are godsends. The unions have a special status, because they represent the rising up of the average man against the evil corporateers and profiteers. -- Rush Limbaugh
Hillary's [Clinton] been doing a good job of portraying [Donald] Trump as unqualified, not the right temperament. -- Rush Limbaugh
We can take this country back. All we need is to nominate the right candidate. It's no more complicated than that. -- Rush Limbaugh
I'm a member of the media. I'm America's Anchorman. -- Rush Limbaugh
Sharia law is totally intolerant of homosexuality. It's not permissible. -- Rush Limbaugh
They oughtta change Black History Month to Black Progress Month and start measuring it. -- Rush Limbaugh
Global warming is a political issue. It is as much a political issue to the left as abortion is. It's as big a political issue as health care is. -- Rush Limbaugh
The most beautiful thing about a tree is what you do with it after you cut it down. -- Rush Limbaugh
I don't think it is deniable: whenever we, I, conservative media, are really interested in something, the mainstream media purposely avoid it. -- Rush Limbaugh
Has the pope questioned the Christianity of the Castro brothers, of any other private citizen? -- Rush Limbaugh
How can people be so stupid? I marvel at that. See, I think you have to work as being ignorant - and if you're gonna work at being ignorant, why not work at being informed? -- Rush Limbaugh
I don't care if they're Republican liberals or Democrat liberals, they're still liberals. They're not 'moderates.' Don't hit me with that. There's no such thing as a moderate. A moderate is just a liberal disguise. -- Rush Limbaugh
We also have to acknowledge that there are Millennials who don't know of the Clintons of the nineties, and we've always suspected that once they found out that ... I mean, Bill Clinton's behavior was celebrated by Democrats in the nineties. Even by the feminazis! -- Rush Limbaugh
The Democrat Party today is not enamored of Bill Clinton. They may not even be enamored of Hillary [Clinton]. But the things that jazzed Democrats back in the nineties are nowhere near the things that jazz the Democrats of today. -- Rush Limbaugh
I tell people don't kill all the liberals. Leave enough so we can have two on every campus - living fossils - so we will never forget what these people stood for. -- Rush Limbaugh
The future is not Big Government. Self-serving politicians. Powerful bureaucrats. This has been tried, tested throughout history. The result has always been disaster. President Obama, your agenda is not new. It's not change, and it's not hope. -- Rush Limbaugh
Nationalizing businesses, nationalizing banks, is not a solution for the democratic party, it's the objective. -- Rush Limbaugh
The reason Ataturk, Kemal Ataturk was and is so highly reputed, is he was attempting to modernize ... That's not the right word. Well, it is. For lack of a better way of saying it, he was trying to make Islam compatible with the modern twentieth century world. -- Rush Limbaugh
Women were doing quite well in this country before feminism came along. -- Rush Limbaugh
There are so many people who don't want her to succeed, and they've been doing everything to deny her what is literally her entitlement. And she has still triumphed over it all, the biggest crack in the glass ceiling ever, and it's Mrs. Hillary Clinton. -- Rush Limbaugh
I don't think looking at things through the prism of fear is going to accomplish anything. -- Rush Limbaugh
You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one. -- Rush Limbaugh
Even when I think I'm wrong I'm right. I am all-knowing. -- Rush Limbaugh
For government to give, it must first take away. -- Rush Limbaugh
Government stimulates the democrat party. -- Rush Limbaugh
The Constitution limits the role of government. The Constitution enumerates the freedoms of the people and enforces those freedoms against government, making sure government cannot encroach. -- Rush Limbaugh
Government is not capable of caring. Government gets things done through coercion. They fine, they penalize, they tax, they confiscate, they jail, they bully to get what they want. -- Rush Limbaugh
Ted Cruz just in a different league. He understands conservatism because he is. -- Rush Limbaugh
This health-care plan is all about the destruction of the creation of wealth in America and the socialization of this country, and it won't work - never has anywhere else - and we're going to go to the mat here to see to it that they don't succeed. -- Rush Limbaugh
The real issue, as far as Democrats are concerned, is the number of people receiving something from the government. This is exactly what Franklin Delano Roosevelt had in mind when he created this monster. And Clinton is planning to expand it beyond Roosevelt's wildest dreams. -- Rush Limbaugh
Liberalism is a scourge. It destroys the human spirit. It destroys prosperity. It assigns sameness to everybody. And wherever I find it, I oppose it. -- Rush Limbaugh
The more dependent you are, the more ignorant you must be, and that's how they want you. -- Rush Limbaugh
[L]ook at it from Vicente Fox's point of view. I mean if - if you had a renegade, potential criminal element that was poor and unwilling to work, and you had a chance to get rid of 500,000 every year, would you do it? -- Rush Limbaugh
The vast majority of Muslim residents of the United Kingdom voted to stay in the EU. And the balance of the British population voted to leave the European Union. -- Rush Limbaugh
Obama has been saying for years now - he said it again on Sunday - that climate change is the biggest threat facing the planet, all the while he knew that Iran is just a couple months away from a nuclear bomb. -- Rush Limbaugh
Obama isn't just too big to fail. He's too big to know. Obama is so vital to the country and to the world, he must be kept out of the loop in order to save him from his failed presidency. -- Rush Limbaugh
The Democrats really are not interested in keeping guns out of the hands of terrorists. They're interested in keeping you from being able to get guns. -- Rush Limbaugh
All it takes is Harry Reid saying a friend told him [Mitt] Romney hadn't paid his taxes in ten years and it's over. But these kinds of things aren't gonna work on [Donald] Trump. -- Rush Limbaugh
The media has been trying to protect Obama. The media has been trying to shield Obama. Several in the Republican establishment in the so-called conservative media have even been trying to shield Obama. -- Rush Limbaugh
[Barak] Obama's immigration behavior, executive amnesty, this DREAMer stuff - everything he's doing - is outside the law. -- Rush Limbaugh
We already have immigration law, and it is being violated. Obama's executive amnesty is not the settled law. [Barak ] Obama's executive amnesty is outside the law, and that's why it's been stayed. -- Rush Limbaugh
I have no interest in being wrong, so if I am, please correct me. I don't want to be wrong. There's nothing in it for you or for me to be wrong. -- Rush Limbaugh
Washington is politics! Somehow if people have political objectives, then those objectives are automatically disqualified? If that's the case, the Democrats have no business being legitimized about anything because everything they do is political. -- Rush Limbaugh
He always wants to expand every one's rights: illegal aliens, terrorists, Russian spies, except American citizens. -- Rush Limbaugh
I'm all for education. Education ideally happens every moment of the day for people. Education is something that should never stop. The Limbaugh Institute, there are no graduates and no degrees 'cause the learning never stops here. You know, education's a pretty big umbrella. -- Rush Limbaugh
Obamacare is not about improved health care or cheaper insurance or better treatment or insuring the uninsured, and it never has been about that. It's about statism. It's about expanding the government. It's about control over the population. It is about everything but health care. -- Rush Limbaugh
Feminists want to be treated as equals, but at the same time they want special treatment. -- Rush Limbaugh
The effort to combine the general population of this country with the current burgeoning numbers of illegal immigrants is outrageous, simply outrageous. -- Rush Limbaugh
Really think hard about what you want to do, because when you're doing what you want to do is probably when you'll be doing your best. And pray it is not a hobby so they'll pay you for it. -- Rush Limbaugh
As soon as I learned what the smell of bacon was, I learned how to make it. -- Rush Limbaugh
What they want can never work. Their dreams can never even get close to reality. Their hopes can never, ever be realized. It isn't humanly possible for liberalism to succeed. -- Rush Limbaugh
If you feed them, if you feed the children, three square meals a day during the school year, how can you expect them to feed themselves in the summer? Wanton little waifs and serfs dependent on the State. Pure and simple. -- Rush Limbaugh
A federal appellate circuit looked at what [Barak] Obama was doing and said he can't do it. Immigration law is settled. -- Rush Limbaugh
Look it, let me put it to you this way. The NFL all too often looks like a game between the Bloods and the Crips without any weapons. There, I said it. -- Rush Limbaugh
Our leaders today cannot be honest about Islam with us. They will not even use the term "Islamic terrorism," "radical Islam." -- Rush Limbaugh
You have to understand the way the liberal looks at something working. Their purpose here is not to provide you health care cheaply, affordably and plentifully. That's not what this is about to them. -- Rush Limbaugh
I still maintain that you cannot treat [Donald] Trump, analyze Trump, destroy Trump the way politics says you destroy people that are running for office. I don't think the standard, ordinary operating procedures work. -- Rush Limbaugh
The Republican Party may be forever reconstituted and changed, which may not be a bad thing either, in and of itself. -- Rush Limbaugh
I've given up on being accurately portrayed in the media. -- Rush Limbaugh
People who stand in the "middle-of-the-road" get run over. -- Rush Limbaugh
I've been around so long, I can remember when it was a rhetorical question to ask, "Is the pope Catholic?" Now it's a legit question. -- Rush Limbaugh
I still am amazed by the reaction I get from people when I tell them that there was zero immigration in this country from 1924 to 1965. And the reason that people don't know that, A, they just don't know it, it's not reported, it's never been part of history class, history education. -- Rush Limbaugh
The Republican leadership thinks the best way to avoid losing elections is to let the Democrats win every controversial issue. -- Rush Limbaugh
She [Hillary Clinton] knew that's who he[Bill clinton] was before they got married. It would have been hypocritical for her to insist on monogamy. -- Rush Limbaugh
Folks, just a few minutes of my voice can change a life. -- Rush Limbaugh
Try to always stay focused on the objectives that are possible and the positive - and on having fun outside of the stuff that's going on in Washington. -- Rush Limbaugh
There are children in America who are going to be separated from their parents 'cause their parents are going to be deported while the children who were born here can stay. We are forgetting the human beings. -- Rush Limbaugh
So much value has been lost in the housing market that people are now buying. If there's any activity in the housing market, it's because values have plummeted to such depths that the 47% can now afford to live in a government-purchased house, or something like that. -- Rush Limbaugh
Republicans and Democrats are obsessed with making sure that illegal aliens are granted citizenship. The American people are not. They're concerned about jobs, the economy, debt. They're concerned about a plundering country. They're concerned about a decaying, dying country. -- Rush Limbaugh
This woman [Hillary Clinton] has been in public, has been a nationally known figure for over 30 years. Why does anybody have to tell us who she is? And why does she need to be "humanized"? -- Rush Limbaugh
I wouldn't want to spend every waking hour asking people for money. A, I can't do it, it's just not my nature. -- Rush Limbaugh
Admitted to Playboy in 1993 that he smoked marijuana twice. -- Rush Limbaugh
I will be the first to admit that getting votes and getting an audience are two different things. For example, a politician really can't be elected if he's hated by half the people. A talk show host, however, can be an overwhelming national phenomenon while being hated by half the people. -- Rush Limbaugh
You'll never go to the library and find a book on how to fail, because we all do it. -- Rush Limbaugh
Obama's an angry guy. He's got a chip on his shoulder. -- Rush Limbaugh
They're out there protesting what they actually wish would happen to them sometimes. -- Rush Limbaugh
None of what Barack Obama is doing or wants to do to this country is anything the rest of the world hasn't seen before and already failed at. -- Rush Limbaugh
This is what happens in politics. The establishment doesn't like Ted Cruz either. It's not just [Donald] Trump. That's because he is who he is. He is conservative. He does want to get government out of people's lives and that - we can't have that in the establishment. -- Rush Limbaugh
The truth does not require a majority to prevail, ladies and gentlemen. The truth is its own power. The truth will out. Never forget that. -- Rush Limbaugh
Great presidents don't just fight good fights - they win them. -- Rush Limbaugh
Obama hasn't lost his standing because of tricks played by the Republicans. He hasn't lost his standing because the media's not fair to him. He hasn't lost his standing or his approval number because the media spent four years attacking him like they did George W. Bush. This is all on him. -- Rush Limbaugh
The public school system doesn't get everybody. Every generation has its rebels. -- Rush Limbaugh
If I wanted to be president, and if I were ever serious about it, the biggest thing I would have going for me is that I'm a conservative. -- Rush Limbaugh
The media is a like any other group of people. Their universe is all that matters. -- Rush Limbaugh
My family is all lawyers. Most people when they come on shows like this, "I'm proud of the first member of my family to get a college education." -- Rush Limbaugh
Canada has an immigration policy you might want to emulate. They want more skilled and educated immigrants. In fact, that's all they take. But, see, since nobody's watching them, and they're not a superpower, nobody really cares. So they are allowed to act in their best interests. -- Rush Limbaugh
Liberal Democrats are inexorably opposed to tax cuts, because tax cuts give people more power, and take away from the role of government. -- Rush Limbaugh
You could afford your house without the government if it weren't for the government. -- Rush Limbaugh
The leaders of these moments know full well they're never gonna live next to these newly arriving immigrants. They're gonna live in gated communities. They're gonna continue to be rich. -- Rush Limbaugh
It is wonderful to be in solidarity with another big group of people. -- Rush Limbaugh
I would feel much the way I feel when anybody is elected. You deal with what you end up getting. -- Rush Limbaugh
Barack Obama, foreign policy wizard. I just have to laugh. -- Rush Limbaugh
The Democrats can engage in the most reprehensible, mean-spirited, vile, vicious verbal attacks known in politics, and they get praised for it. -- Rush Limbaugh
I have long had a theory Bill Clinton-Hillary Clinton relationship. Not how they met, not that story, not the courtship or any of that. But how it happened that this once-in-a-lifetime woman. -- Rush Limbaugh
Trump is an internet troll. -- Rush Limbaugh
I don't think immigration is what's happening in our country. I think an invasion is what is happening, particularly southern border. -- Rush Limbaugh
Charity is willingly given from the heart. -- Rush Limbaugh
We cannot meet 'em [Democrates] halfway. We can't cross the aisle. These people, I'm talking about the left wherever you find them, the Democrats, they have to be defeated. -- Rush Limbaugh
Have you seen the Vatican wall? It's over 50-feet high. It's over 50-feet high. It's not even the kind of wall Trump's talking about building. -- Rush Limbaugh
Poverty is not the root cause of crime. -- Rush Limbaugh
Journalists should have been the first to tell people what Obamacare would mean to them. They are now the last to figure all of this out. -- Rush Limbaugh
There are a lot of Democrats that tell me that they are just distressed over what Obama has done to the health care industry and to jobs. They are afraid to say anything about it because of recriminations, because this regime fights back. -- Rush Limbaugh
There are more American Indians alive today than there were when Columbus arrived or at any other time in history. Does this sound like a record of genocide? -- Rush Limbaugh
By the way, I don't mean to pick nits here, but Obama has just ordered the flag at half-mast for 10 days for Mandela. He did not order the flag at half-mast at all for Lady Thatcher. -- Rush Limbaugh
There's nobody who cares more about you than you, and there's nobody better equipped to take care of you than you. -- Rush Limbaugh
The Republicans have bought into the idea that people hate them because they're opposed to everything. -- Rush Limbaugh
The Democrats have to be stopped and that's going to be what ultimately brings us everybody back to sobriety here. -- Rush Limbaugh
Freedom without virtue isn't freedom - it will eventually destroy a society. -- Rush Limbaugh
Politics is about moving forward, looking forward. -- Rush Limbaugh
The people that make this country work, the people who pay on their mortgages, the people getting up and going to work, striving in this recession to not participate in it, they're not the enemy. They're the people that hire you. They're the people that are going to give you a job. -- Rush Limbaugh
Self-reliance - that's a dirty word to Democrats. They want people to believe that self-reliance means you don't do anything with anybody. They don't want it thought of as accepting responsibility for one's life. Enterprise. Imagination. Independence. Entrepreneurism. -- Rush Limbaugh
In life or in football, touchdowns rarely take place in seventy yard increments. Usually it's three yards and a cloud of dust. -- Rush Limbaugh
Emotional roller coasters tend to emphasize the lows, tend to be more affected by the low, by the dip in an emotional roller coaster than when you are at the peak. -- Rush Limbaugh
We've arrived at a point where the President of the United States is going to lead a war on traditional marriage. -- Rush Limbaugh
Would you pull the lever for yourself, Ben Affleck? What has Barack Obama meant to your movie career, Ben? -- Rush Limbaugh
The culture war is between the winners and those who think they're losers who want to become winners. The losers think the only way they can become winners is by banding together all the losers and them empowering a leader of the losers to make things right for them. -- Rush Limbaugh
I would love for Hillary's [Clinton] massive ad campaign to be pointless and worthless. I would love for it to bomb out. -- Rush Limbaugh
If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation. -- Rush Limbaugh
Ladies and gentlemen, even my own staff challenges me. When I issue edicts, commands, orders, ideas, you would think that there would be overwhelming blanket acquiescence, approval, and support. -- Rush Limbaugh
Liberty and freedom were the primary reason that people wanted to come here. They wanted to escape bondage, slavery, tyranny, poverty, whatever, where they lived. It was America that promised a much better life. -- Rush Limbaugh
How could that woman [Hillary Clinton] actually be the most cheated-on woman in America? Which she is. -- Rush Limbaugh
We've defined decency down now that we look at the entertainment value of it, whether the acting is good, the writing is good, the story is good, no matter the depravity, we'll watch it. -- Rush Limbaugh
Racial relations in this country are plummeting. Racial strife is rising. All the while, Obama is out there talking about unity and bringing us together. -- Rush Limbaugh
I want Obama to have to weigh in on Ben Affleck as Batman. It's about time Obama went to work. -- Rush Limbaugh
I hate charts. I just despise 'em. -- Rush Limbaugh
When do we ask the Sierra Club to pick up the tab for this leak? -- Rush Limbaugh
You know when people start talking about freedom they have to be old. They gotta be old-fashioned and really out of touch. Freedom? Well, what's that? Who needs any of that? -- Rush Limbaugh
Why would we expect the French to fight to liberate the Iraqis when they wouldn't fight to liberate themselves? -- Rush Limbaugh
This has been the left's technique. The technique is to portray a political enemy of the left as this outrageous caveman or whatever decrepit form of humanity that you can describe, and then assume that everybody else agrees, and then cover the story as though everybody agrees. -- Rush Limbaugh
Cap and trade is a sledge hammer to freedom. -- Rush Limbaugh
Bigot: A person who wins an argument with a liberal. -- Rush Limbaugh
Our political correct society is acting like some giant insult's taken place by calling a bunch of people who are retards, retards ... There's going to be a retard summit at the White House. -- Rush Limbaugh
The pope once again ripped - I mean, really ripped - capitalism and Americans' immigration policy at the Mexican border, before he boarded the plane and returned to Italy. -- Rush Limbaugh
Let me tell you the polls that count, and those are the polls a couple of weeks before the election. That's when the pollsters worry about holding onto their credibility. Those are the polls that everybody remembers. -- Rush Limbaugh
You find them [leftists] everywhere now. They have moved in and corrupted everything, and they've done it by intimidating anybody who might oppose them. They succeed in getting away with calling people racists. -- Rush Limbaugh
Too many whites are getting away with drug use ... Too many whites are getting away with drug sales ... The answer is to go out and find the ones who are getting away with it, convict them, and send them up the river, too. -- Rush Limbaugh
I think it's always been an arrangement that had political objectives and goals, which is fine. Get married for whatever reason you want, as far as I'm concerned. -- Rush Limbaugh
When they [Democrats] running all these ads that are characterizing [Mitt] Romney as a rich, insensitive, out of touch, aloof nerd who loved having his dog on the roof of the station wagon, who didn't care when the wife of an employee dies with cancer. -- Rush Limbaugh
The idea of going back to college scares me, and I didn't even go. I went to college for one year, two semesters. If you add up the total time, I probably didn't even go one semester. -- Rush Limbaugh
In NFL preseason, the coaches don't use 10% of the playbook. They don't game plan. They do nothing. They don't give anything away for the regular season. They try to get everybody safely through it without anybody getting hurt. -- Rush Limbaugh
Reagan won because he was real. He believed in America. He told people he was gonna make it great again coming out of a disastrous four years of Jimmy Carter and Watergate before that. -- Rush Limbaugh
The polls are just being used as another tool of voter suppression. The polls are an attempt to not reflect public opinion, but to shape it. Yours. They want to depress the heck out of you. -- Rush Limbaugh
United States foreign policy, which includes national security, is literally disintegrating before our eyes. -- Rush Limbaugh
Being a conservative union member is almost like being an actor in Hollywood: You don't dare say it, or you might be injured on the job, or you might be laid off, or your family might have something happen to them. -- Rush Limbaugh
I mean, I think it would humanize Hillary [Clinton] incredibly to detail how she was involved in the family charitable organization. -- Rush Limbaugh
I'll just say this: The last problem Paris Hilton has is being in a John McCain ad. -- Rush Limbaugh
You just gotta be who you are, and I think it's time to get rid of this whole National Basketball Association. Call it the TBA, the Thug Basketball Association, and stop calling them teams. Call 'em gangs. -- Rush Limbaugh
This is a frightening statistic. More people vote in 'American Idol' than in any US election. -- Rush Limbaugh
The way Obama voters and non-Obama voters deal with unemployment are a very different. -- Rush Limbaugh
Events sometimes are the biggest teachers, as opposed to words, lectures, and that kind of thing. -- Rush Limbaugh
That's why they're in the problem - having the problem they're having. They're not conservative. They're being run by their donors. -- Rush Limbaugh
We're throwing money down a rat hole drain of public education! We lead the world in public education spending. We lead the world in getting the least for it. -- Rush Limbaugh
Cholesterol has nothing to do with heart disease. Nothing wrong with saturated fats. -- Rush Limbaugh
America guarantees equal opportunity, not equal outcome. -- Rush Limbaugh
Obamacare won't just bankrupt the country. It may bankrupt small businesses. It may bankrupt individuals. -- Rush Limbaugh
Young people, those who think they're experts in science, there's no doubt. They just believe it, and so there has to be an explanation - and whatever man is doing has caused the jet stream to slow down, and that is permitting the polar vortex. -- Rush Limbaugh
As far as the media's concerned, Mrs. Obama deserves this. Look at the sordid past. Look at our slave past, look at the discriminatory past. It's only fair that people of color get their taste of the wealth of America too. -- Rush Limbaugh
[Mitt] Romney did not have and never did have a large group of supporters that were personally attached, connected, and loyal to him. -- Rush Limbaugh
You have to ask yourself a question: "What's the purpose of the private sector - to support government?" And if the answer is, "Yes, it is," then you're a Democrat. -- Rush Limbaugh
We have the most liberal, the most leftist candidate who has ever run for president in my lifetime; he's a sitting duck. This guy's policies are aimed at destroying the age of American greatness. -- Rush Limbaugh
The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them. -- Rush Limbaugh
I never open the newspaper, never. I never go to a website; I never turn on the T.V. hoping to find something I can attack. It isn't what I do. I defend. -- Rush Limbaugh
ISIS and Al-Qaeda and whoever else, that is the only way they stop is after we convert. That's what they say. The only way this stops is when the infidels convert. -- Rush Limbaugh
Kurt Cobain was, ladies and gentleman, I just
he was a worthless shred of human debris ... -- Rush Limbaugh
Women still live longer than men because their lives are easier. -- Rush Limbaugh
I never, ever have seen media this way. It's almost indescribable. Making up stories, refusing to run real stories. It's making themselves look like utter fools. There's no journalism, there is no media. There's pure, full-fledged advocacy here. -- Rush Limbaugh
If she [Hillary Clinton] had not stood by the guy at any point, that might have meant the end of his [Bill Clinton's] career. -- Rush Limbaugh
Legal immigration is a much tougher group of people to stereotype and to identify as potential new Democrat voters. -- Rush Limbaugh
Bill Clinton described himself as he's "the big dog." He's out hunting, and he found something. Some woman was emitting some, you know, come-to-me smell or whatever, and he was picking up on the scent. -- Rush Limbaugh
Journalists are simply leftists disguised as reporters. They're political activists disguised as reporters. -- Rush Limbaugh
Apple is to the United States government what Clarence Thomas was to the civil rights coalition. How dare you get this big sidestepping us. -- Rush Limbaugh
The more outlandish things he said, the deeper the connection. Well, [Donald] Trump has that. That's why I don't think they can destroy Trump the way that they're trying to destroy Trump over this thing in Scotland today. This is a perfect example. -- Rush Limbaugh
Capitalism is always evaluated against dreams. Utopia is a dream. It doesn't exist. -- Rush Limbaugh
Communists disavow the existence of God and religion. They hate it, because it's a competitor. -- Rush Limbaugh
One of the reasons that the Senate was structured and founded the way it is, as opposed to the House, it was designed for gridlock. It was designed to stop massive new laws being passed and voted on daily. It was designed to stop the growth of government. -- Rush Limbaugh
That thing, multiculturalism, has basically taken over the curriculum, or what is taught in the public school system. -- Rush Limbaugh
Obama's only attempt to unify the country was to unify people who believe that his enemies need to be eliminated. -- Rush Limbaugh
Exercise freaks ... are the ones putting stress on the health care system. -- Rush Limbaugh
Marriage is about raising children. That's the purpose of the institution. -- Rush Limbaugh
In 1970, you went to school to find your husband. -- Rush Limbaugh
Erdogan wants an old-fashioned Islam, if you will, for lack of a better term. -- Rush Limbaugh
I'm not going to assume liberals are stupid, as they do with conservatives. No, I'll attribute it instead to more fraud and deceit. -- Rush Limbaugh
Given the National Organization for Women's membership and proclivities, it's no wonder that people now view the NOW gang as being obsessed with only two issues: abortion rights and lesbian rights. -- Rush Limbaugh
The Republicans need to work on registration and getting out their vote and their early voters and absentees. Grassroots stuff. -- Rush Limbaugh
American exceptionalism, in the broad sense, is not a bunch of braggadocious words people say, "Yeah, we're better people. We have a better country. We are higher class people." That's not what it is. America was the exception to the way human beings prior to America, most of which lived. -- Rush Limbaugh
We've already donated to Haiti. It's called the U.S. income tax. -- Rush Limbaugh
People always break the law, but for the most part the rule of law triumphed and illegal immigrants were found and deported. The case was not made for them to stay. -- Rush Limbaugh
Scandals never stop an administration unless the media wants them to stop an administration, which means that no scandal is ever gonna stop Obama. -- Rush Limbaugh
At one point, [Donald] Trump even had to say, yes, whatever Ted [Cruz] said, I agree with. -- Rush Limbaugh
Obama is a clown. You don't have to be a scientist to know that the President doesn't know what he's talking about when he says fossil fuels are the energy of the past. We have more oil than we need. We'll never run out of it. It's all we've got. -- Rush Limbaugh
One of the biggest challenges we have, folks, is making liberty and freedom cool. -- Rush Limbaugh
Obama and the Democrats are not focused on the moderates. They're focused on getting their base out, and they're trying to expand that base by forming sympathetic, empathetic alliances with the downtrodden, and there are a lot of downtrodden because Obama has made them that way via his policies. -- Rush Limbaugh
The press has met their Waterloo, and it's Obama. -- Rush Limbaugh
The welfare state is collapsing all around us. There are people that realize that we can't go on this way, but I'm not sure how many people realize how close we are to the collapse of the U.S. financial system. -- Rush Limbaugh
Donald Trump did question Ted Cruz's evangelical credentials. Remember when Trump said, "How can somebody who lies as much as Ted Cruz lies be an evangelical Christian?" -- Rush Limbaugh
A loyal liberal can get away with anything with other liberals, as long as that loyal liberal is liberal and attacks conservatives left and right, spouts the right words, they get away with anything. -- Rush Limbaugh
I was doing what I thought I had to do. There was romance in the idea of being married. It was just the wrong reasons. -- Rush Limbaugh
Everybody wants to be loved by everybody, and they'll do everything they can to be loved, including not be who they really are, from person to person. -- Rush Limbaugh
Has the pope questioned the faith of any communist leaders? He spends a lot of time in communist countries. -- Rush Limbaugh
I come from a long ago era where men could be men and stereotypical humor didn't offend anybody. -- Rush Limbaugh
Well, anyway, I'm not a Catholic. -- Rush Limbaugh
The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit. -- Rush Limbaugh
I don't know about habit, we've had a practice of it for as long as I've been doing this program [the Rush Limbaugh show], and a lot of the motivation for it is defensive. -- Rush Limbaugh
I've been racking my brain. I've been trying to figure out how Bob Dole's luggage got on my airplane ... I told the doctor, I said, 'Look, I'm worried about the next election.' ... A misunderstanding. -- Rush Limbaugh
I think I'm becoming a psychologist in explaining the Republican Party. It's the only way you can explain 'em. It's psychological. -- Rush Limbaugh
[The American people] would rather invest in themselves than listen to a bunch of people in Washington who do not have a record of fixing anything. -- Rush Limbaugh
It's impossible to go through life not offending people. All you have to do is basically have an opinion on anything, and you're gonna offend people. -- Rush Limbaugh
Why do we start immigration in 1965? Guess whose idea it was? Ted Kennedy. Ted Kennedy, 1965, we needed to reinstitute the immigration laws. It wasn't based in humanity, although that's the way it was sold. It was rooted in registering voters. -- Rush Limbaugh
We want everybody to succeed. You know why? We want the country to succeed, and for the country to succeed, its people - its individuals - must succeed. -- Rush Limbaugh
Everybody in politics claims to want to get everybody out of poverty. What's the opposite? Wealth. And what is often criticized by the left? Wealth. -- Rush Limbaugh
Why do I think the polls were wrong? People were relying on the pollsters. There was "the Brexit Effect." I think there's a Trump Effect, too. I think people are lying to the pollsters about Trump. There isn't any question about it. -- Rush Limbaugh
Every aspect of Obamacare is an affront to the very founding of this country. -- Rush Limbaugh
The danger with mentioning names is that you hurt the feelings of people that you leave out. -- Rush Limbaugh
If you want to know what the biggest thing in your way to an improved standard of living, higher pay, a more rewarding career is: Barack Obama and the Democrat Party and their economic policies. They are the roadblock. -- Rush Limbaugh
Free speech gives us the ability to react vigorously with effective arguments and expose the weakness and misdirection of the other side's claims. -- Rush Limbaugh
I was speaking within the confines of this specific event, the Brexit vote. The opponents are gonna blame everything that happens on the vote, and they're gonna have the media with them for the most part. It's gonna be a great thing to watch, lesson-wise. -- Rush Limbaugh
The human condition for the vast majority of people on this planet for the entire time of what humanity has been here has been bondage and tyranny, dictatorship, pestilence. That's really what American exceptionalism is, when you get right down to it. -- Rush Limbaugh
I think it's Greek Orthodox - who totally believes in the pope, not anything about attacking the United States, which needs to be because we're not recognizing the dignity of all people. -- Rush Limbaugh
The journalists are so devoted to Obama. They are such sycophants that they're worried about access. -- Rush Limbaugh
The Limbaugh Theorem was not about me giving me credit for something. It was simply sharing with you when the light went off. -- Rush Limbaugh
There is no country on earth that has done more for our own poor and for the poor around the world. We are not the ones that need to be targeted. -- Rush Limbaugh
Hillary Clinton worked with Marian Wright Edelman in Children's Defense Fund. That's all you need to do know. -- Rush Limbaugh
You do not have to incriminate yourself. But once you assert your innocence, and once you say you didn't do anything wrong, you can't then use the Fifth Amendment to say, 'I'm not answering questions.' -- Rush Limbaugh
I was not wrong. I was just misinformed. -- Rush Limbaugh
Collective solutions to individual problems is very seductive. It's how Obama gets elected, by the way. -- Rush Limbaugh
There's always been this implied promise - and it probably was stated somewhere - that Hillary Clinton was gonna be thanked. -- Rush Limbaugh
You think the pope is mad that [Donald] Trump said Two Corinthians instead of "second"? Get this. Pope Francis just said that contraception can be justified now. -- Rush Limbaugh
No two things are equal. No two people are equal. Nobody can guarantee equal outcomes unless everybody's poor. -- Rush Limbaugh
So what is so strange about saying I want Barack Obama to fail if his mission is to reconstruct and reform this nation so that capitalism and individual liberty are not its foundation? I want the country to survive. I want the country to succeed. -- Rush Limbaugh
Banning prayer in school in effect made God unconstitutional. -- Rush Limbaugh
The number of people, the labor force, has shrunk by nine million human beings since Obama took office. -- Rush Limbaugh
Columbus saved the Indians from themselves. -- Rush Limbaugh
Liberals always exempt themselves from the rules that they impose on others. -- Rush Limbaugh
Do you know what the primary infrastructure of the United States actually is, ladies and gentlemen? It's freedom - freedom and liberty - and that infrastructure certainly does need some rebuilding. -- Rush Limbaugh
I know it when I don't know it. Sometimes I know it when I don't think I know it. I need to trust myself in these moments, these rare moments of self-doubt. -- Rush Limbaugh
My primary objective, my desire would be to see the Democrat Party get shellacked in every election, to never see the Democrats ever win one again, as currently constituted. -- Rush Limbaugh
Obama had the audacity to say, 'I have unequivocally prohibited the use of torture by the United States.' Ladies and gentlemen, torture in the United States has always been illegal. -- Rush Limbaugh
We need segregated buses ... This is Obama's America. -- Rush Limbaugh
The media believes that what Obama was gonna do when he took over, go dictator immediately, that was what this country needs, finally central government running everything. -- Rush Limbaugh
Hillary [Clinton] had started running a million-dollar ad campaign trying to define [Donald] Trump as temperamentally unfit for the office and intellectually unfit. No experience. It's dangerous to let Trump anywhere near the nuclear codes and the push button and so forth. -- Rush Limbaugh
Obama is telling the insurance companies, as a dictator would, what they can and can't do or what they must or must not do. -- Rush Limbaugh
Donald Trump for his part's out there saying it's outrageous for a religious leader to say that he's not a Christian. Trump's out there saying (paraphrasing), "I'm the one guy that's out there saying the attacks on Christianity are gonna stop when I get elected." -- Rush Limbaugh
You know who deserves a posthumous Medal of Honor? James Earl Ray [the confessed assassin of Martin Luther King]. We miss you, James. Godspeed. -- Rush Limbaugh
The media uses polls to create news stories. I think polls are just an extension of the editorial page, an excuse to get them on the front page. You can ask any question you want, get any answer you want, and then run around with that as a news story. -- Rush Limbaugh
I wonder if liberal kids call liberal talk shows and ask how to get along in a conservative teacher's class? No. No. It doesn't happen, 'cause there's no thought of getting along. -- Rush Limbaugh
The media theme was, "June is when you win the presidency," because that's what they thought Hillary [Clinton] was doing. Hillary was running ads condemning [Donald] Trump, characterizing Trump, marginalizing Trump. -- Rush Limbaugh
If people are speaking about something passionately and if they have a level of intelligence about it and if they're sufficiently informed, it's going to be like a magnet to people. -- Rush Limbaugh
[Bill] Clinton was able to defeat conservatives, Republicans, at every turn. And so he was given wide latitude, leeway. He could do whatever he wanted and not be condemned for it. But young people today are not prone to rewarding that kind of behavior. -- Rush Limbaugh
Democrat women lead the way in showing other women how to be stepped on and diminished by men. That's what they do, for a payoff somewhere down the line. -- Rush Limbaugh
The pool of illegal immigrants is like a qualified bunch of people. You don't have to do surveys. You don't have to interview them. You know they are ready-made Democrat voters. Not only that, they are readymade Democrat constituents. -- Rush Limbaugh
Peter Schweizer's book, Clinton Cash, is not discredited. It has been quoted on the front page of the New York Times and the Washington Post. -- Rush Limbaugh
When you don't behave the way liberals think you should, their effort and their intention to control you compounds. -- Rush Limbaugh
What incredible arrogance to believe that we limited human beings can destroy that which we cannot even begin to understand - much less create on our own - and that is earth and all of its glories. -- Rush Limbaugh
Talent cannot be learned, it can only be developed. -- Rush Limbaugh
Liberals don't believe that ordinary people can do extraordinary things. If they promoted that, there'd be no need for liberalism. -- Rush Limbaugh
When a poll is really, really out of whack with what I want to happen, I do have a tendency to disregard it. -- Rush Limbaugh
You want at least 5% of the population being serious. That five, 6% of the population carries the rest of the people. You've heard that old axiom: 5% of the people pull the wagon; 95% are in it. -- Rush Limbaugh
There's no such thing as equality. No two people are the same. You will not have the same clothes. -- Rush Limbaugh
[Hillary] Clinton glossed over a lot of things, left a lot of things out that people are gonna be filling in the blanks today, like [Donald] Trump. "I kept waiting on the one chapter I wanted to hear," he said, "and I didn't hear it. I kept waiting." -- Rush Limbaugh
I saw, he was in a different league on a different planet. Everybody says we need substance in these debates, you've got it. You've got it from [Ted] Cruz. -- Rush Limbaugh
Compassion is no substitute for justice. -- Rush Limbaugh
As a professional broadcaster, I can tell you that over the course of my career, there is an adage: don't ever apologize. -- Rush Limbaugh
Liberals measure compassion by how many people are given welfare. Conservatives measure compassion by how many people no longer need it. -- Rush Limbaugh
Look, 85% percent of Democrats think the economy's fine. What does that tell you about these people? -- Rush Limbaugh
There's nothing to Obama - nothing but platitudes. When it's time to get to the substance, we get contradictions and confusions. We don't think that he knows what he's talking about because it's true: He doesn't. -- Rush Limbaugh
The Obama camp, the White House, and the media all condemned Romney before they condemned the attacks. Obama thought it more worthwhile to hit Romney for what he was doing than the terrorists for what they did. Romney got hit first. -- Rush Limbaugh
I am not going to tell people what I don't believe. -- Rush Limbaugh
You cannot keep your plan and have Obamacare at the same time. Obamacare, by definition, gets rid of your plan and replaces it with health care run by the federal government. -- Rush Limbaugh
The cookie-cutter liberal, the standard operating procedure liberal, is really a giant ignoramus. I mean that seriously. They're really ignorant. -- Rush Limbaugh
Barack Obama doesn't think this country should be number one. If it were number 35 it'd be fine with him. -- Rush Limbaugh
When you talk about taxing the rich, you're taxing capital, and taxing capital results in damage to more than just the wealthy. -- Rush Limbaugh
They're 12 percent of the population. Who the hell cares? -- Rush Limbaugh
We keep waiting for the American people to wake up, and they keep hitting the snooze bar. But something, folks, someday, will wake them up. Of that I'm confident. -- Rush Limbaugh
The school curriculum today, particularly American history, is a shame. -- Rush Limbaugh
I do not believe that Obama is smarter than anybody else. I do not believe he has cut a new path and is a politician unlike any we've ever seen regarding his intellect. I don't believe any of this hocus-pocus. I didn't believe it when they said it about Hillary, Smartest Woman in the World. -- Rush Limbaugh
It was a phenomenon I noticed many years ago. Young people were just giving up every bit of information about themselves they could. -- Rush Limbaugh
I have a practice of really not talking about the competition. I'm from the old school. -- Rush Limbaugh
If you ask, you're a boor. Just accept it. Hillry Clinton loves children! She helped children! She village'd children. She raised children. She wrote a book about it. -- Rush Limbaugh
The Democrats are incapable of even being accused of violating political correctness, so they don't even worry about it. The Democrats have really grown accustomed, however, to Republicans not attacking, not criticizing them. -- Rush Limbaugh
When the United States of America does things in its best interests, it is hated. I'm sorry, that just ticks me off. -- Rush Limbaugh
If you're Obama, can you imagine being lectured to about honesty and integrity from a convicted perjurer, Bill Clinton? My gosh, folks, I mean, literally how far has one fallen when that is the case? -- Rush Limbaugh
What [Donald] Trump is saying is the pope will pray for Trump as president because Trump is gonna be the only guy trying to stop ISIS, which wants to take out the Vatican. It is. It is quite a curious thing. -- Rush Limbaugh
There is no law in the world - there is no law unwritten, there's no law on the books - that's gonna stop a criminal from getting a gun. -- Rush Limbaugh
There is no news media. There's simply a bunch of people on television and in newspapers who are ranking members of the Democrat Party. -- Rush Limbaugh
People are pursuing happiness, but they're pursuing things that will never, ever make them happy, and they don't know that. They've got a distorted view of what will make them happy, what happiness is, and it's based on what they see on television. -- Rush Limbaugh
Most people's historical perspective begins with the day of their birth. -- Rush Limbaugh
Enraging liberals is simply one of the more enjoyable side effects of my wisdom. -- Rush Limbaugh
We are born to action; and whatever is capable of suggesting and guiding action has power over us from the first. -- Rush Limbaugh
What is it with all of these young, single white women? Overeducated- doesn't mean intelligent. -- Rush Limbaugh
What is the pope doing inserting himself - he's the Vicar of Christ. He is the worldwide leader of the Catholic faith. What is he doing inserting himself into the American political system this way? That to me is the larger question. -- Rush Limbaugh
Whatever the reality is the perception is that Marco Rubio went to Washington and threw in with the, quote/unquote, "establishment". He cannot - he cannot recover from that. Has not been able to recover from that. -- Rush Limbaugh
I had to learn early on that where conservatives are concerned, the truth about them is the last thing anybody wants to report. It's the lies and distortions, the mischaracterizations, the character assassinations, that people want to report. -- Rush Limbaugh
Ted Cruz is tailored his message for a specific conservative evangelical. I think it's limited his appeal. I think he has the ability to appeal to everybody. -- Rush Limbaugh
One thing I do know, you can't change hatred by showing those people that they're wrong about us. -- Rush Limbaugh
Nobody gives you money for nothing, and that's the lesson with the Clintons. Nobody gives you money because they like you. -- Rush Limbaugh
Standards are declining left and right, and it doesn't matter. It's whatever is necessary to prop up Obama. -- Rush Limbaugh
If liberalism discredited itself, Obama woulda never gotten elected, and the New Deal woulda gone by the wayside, and LBJ woulda never gotten the Great Society. Liberalism does not discredit itself. It has to be explained and beaten back. -- Rush Limbaugh
The reason Donald Trump has supporters ... I can go through the list for you. The issues are border/immigration, jobs, military, "make America great again ... " -- Rush Limbaugh
Obama has now lost his trustworthiness. He has lost any hope of majority support from the American people for his agenda. Obamacare has wiped that out. It really has. -- Rush Limbaugh
What we need to do is stop global warming; that's the only way to stop your peanut butter cups from melting. And if that doesn't do the trick, then put them in the fridge. Or better yet, eat them. -- Rush Limbaugh
I have an institutional fear of big government. I have an institutional opposition to bureaucracy. -- Rush Limbaugh
You can't go out and adopt Democrat policies all the way or halfway to show that you're not what they think you are. -- Rush Limbaugh
Liberalism has consequences. It has never worked, folks! It has never worked. And it has never fulfilled its promise. -- Rush Limbaugh
I'm whispering so that the media doesn't hear me. -- Rush Limbaugh
Bill Clinton is the guy that said, "The era of Big Government is over." Whether or not he meant it or not, he said it. -- Rush Limbaugh
The way to improve our schools is not more money, but the reintroduction of moral and spiritual values, as well as the four R's: reading, 'riting, 'rithmatic, and Rush. -- Rush Limbaugh
If you have a full understanding of what we're up against and the leadership of your country doesn't, well, hello. That's life in America today. -- Rush Limbaugh
We live in a world of intolerance masked as tolerance. -- Rush Limbaugh
[Donald] Trump, whether he designed it or not, happens to be the first thing in the news on UK soil the day after the Brexit vote. -- Rush Limbaugh
Governments are out of control, irresponsible, never have enough money, never tighten their own belts, and when they are forced to, they always threaten to shut down police departments and teachers and all these things. -- Rush Limbaugh
And one of the things that makes me happiest and proudest is that the talk radio venue, the whole market has expanded. There are all kinds of people doing it. -- Rush Limbaugh
You Know How To Stop Abortion? Require That Each One Occur With A Gun. -- Rush Limbaugh
It is Barack Obama who is at war with this country. Recent events prove it. This is not a cliche. It's not a figure of speech. Obama is at war with the U.S. economy. -- Rush Limbaugh
He is exaggerating the effects of the disease. He's moving all around and shaking and it's purely an act ... This is really shameless of Michael J. Fox. Either he didn't take his medication or he's acting. -- Rush Limbaugh
Throwing money at problems never solved anything! -- Rush Limbaugh
Liberals want the government to get bigger, and they want you to drive smaller cars, and they want to dictate the way you live. -- Rush Limbaugh
If you ever find that you only have an hour to live ...
spend it with a liberal and it will seem like a year. -- Rush Limbaugh
This immigration business has been going on in the UK much in advance of the European Union making an issue of it. -- Rush Limbaugh
There is one other business where the customer is always wrong and that's the media. -- Rush Limbaugh
I've been to the Vatican more than anyplace else outside this country in the world. I am mesmerized by it. -- Rush Limbaugh
Don't jump down - folks, contraception in the Catholic Church is a thing. -- Rush Limbaugh
I just wanted to be a guy on the radio and I wanted to succeed, and I wanted a situation where I could be honest. -- Rush Limbaugh
Conservatism is not the problem. Conservatism is the founding of this country, essentially. Conservatism isn't even really an ideology. Conservatism is just what is right, proper, decent, and moral. That's all it is. -- Rush Limbaugh
When [Marco] Rubio won the election, he was a Tea Party darling, he was a Tea Party favorite. What happened? "Gang of Eight". -- Rush Limbaugh
My objective is to satisfy [my] audience so they come back the next day. -- Rush Limbaugh
[Donald Trump] doesn't have the money to run commercials and I launched into a tirade on money in politics. -- Rush Limbaugh
I tell you, Bono may have a point. South Africa needs a Walmart. -- Rush Limbaugh
The left puts a lot of faith in a lot of people in the past that were dismal failures that they think are the greatest people who ever lived. -- Rush Limbaugh
How many of you guys, in your own experience with women, have learned that no means yes if you know how to spot it? -- Rush Limbaugh
I've always wondered how in the hell we conservatives became denoted by red. That's a commie color! It is! The liberals have always been red! -- Rush Limbaugh
In the old days, the media is who held people accountable when they lied in politics. That isn't happening anymore. -- Rush Limbaugh
Obama is from this group that resents the private sector, resents the capitalistic means of production. -- Rush Limbaugh
I predict, that if they can't stop [Donald] Trump in the primary process, they will make an effort to stop him at the convention. I mean, Governor [Mitt] Romney has pretty much telegraphed this. -- Rush Limbaugh
[ Democrat Party] believe that there's gonna be mass appreciation and love and everybody's gonna be getting along. -- Rush Limbaugh
Ronald Reagan was the greatest president of the twentieth century. -- Rush Limbaugh
Morality is not defined and cannot be defined by individual choice. -- Rush Limbaugh
I'm not afraid of having an agenda. I do have an agenda. It's a positive agenda. -- Rush Limbaugh
I want a great country. I want people happy. -- Rush Limbaugh
[Barak Obama] just said children who are Americans or legal residents, they will remain low priorities for enforcement - meaning deportation - as long as they've not. -- Rush Limbaugh
Money is the fuel that makes political victory possible. Sadly, folks, in many cases it's more important than ideas. And this is what turns off so many people to politics. -- Rush Limbaugh
All I do is convert liberals to conservatism. That's what I do, and that's why they don't like me. -- Rush Limbaugh
What does it say about the college coed Susan Fluke [sic] who goes before a congressional committee and essentially says that she must be paid to have sex? -- Rush Limbaugh
When a gay person turns his back on you, it is anything but an insult; it's an invitation. -- Rush Limbaugh
I'm just warning you here: Don't anybody ask about the president's religion! Don't even get close to going there. Don't do it. That is a forbidden area. You cannot even ask about it. -- Rush Limbaugh
The Kennedy lifestyle is something that is looked upon favorably by the elites throughout our culture, both political and social. -- Rush Limbaugh
I don't want to be THE president, but I would like to have A president. -- Rush Limbaugh
I thought we were gonna get "Smooth Operator." That song was big in the '90s. -- Rush Limbaugh
You look at these primaries so far, do you realize they don't like [Ted] Cruz either, Ted - Chris [Christie]. In fact, maybe they dislike Cruz more than [Donald] Trump. But Cruz and Trump are the only guys that have won anything. The establishment candidates in this race cannot get noticed. -- Rush Limbaugh
That's what the Ivy League is. And many of the people there are legacy. Their families went there; their families are in government. The kids go there. -- Rush Limbaugh
Feminism is just a way for ugly women to get into the mainstream of America. -- Rush Limbaugh
Barack Obama happens to be the first African-American, and so criticism of him is and always was gonna be racism, and therefore not permitted. -- Rush Limbaugh
There's a simple way to solve the crime problem: obey the law; punish those who do not. -- Rush Limbaugh
If any race of people should not have guilt about slavery, it's Caucasians. -- Rush Limbaugh
Liberalism isn't change. It has to be imposed. -- Rush Limbaugh