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Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
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There's no such thing as an amicable divorce.
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King Henry VIII, who said to his lawyer, Forget the alimony, I've got a better idea. Never got a dinner!
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There is a growing belief, particularly among those belonging to the fifty-plus age group, that recently married people seem to be tripping over themselves to divorce each other. And often, for frivolous reasons!
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Divorce can be tough when the woman is the breadwinner. But the Lord can make the dark light.
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Divorce is the biggest drain, outside of school fees, and nobody wins. People think it is always in the woman's favour, but it is not necessarily.
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Divorce is marital welfare.It's just couples asking society to bail them out because they didn't do enough research before they got married.
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If our goalies were in a divorce case, they could sue for lack of support and be millionaires tomorrow.
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The man who puts into the marriage only half
of what he owns will get that out.
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You know why divorce costs so much? Because it is worth it!
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Marriage is a financial contract; I have enough contracts already.
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When you have an attorney giving you advice, it would be nice to know what their financial relationship is to the advice.
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A divorce lawyer is a chameleon with a law book.
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Marriage is a partnership; not a sole proprietorship.
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They got married, they got divorced, and half their money goes out the window.
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Divorce is a fire exit. When a house is burning, it doesn't matter who set the fire. If there is no fire exit, everyone in the house will be burned!
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A divorce is much like a ten-car pile up. It affects not just two drivers but a whole slew of perimeter vehicles that get caught in the chaos. Not even innocent bystanders come out unscathed.
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Even hooligans marry, though they know that marriage is for a little while. It is alimony that is for ever.
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Divorce is now normal (quoted in the Sun, 1992)
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Some marriages depend on domestic arguments the way the courts depend on litigation.
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Your life works to the degree you keep your agreements.
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We've all been affected by divorce in one way or another, whether we've experienced it personally, or witnessed family or friends go through it.
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And no prenup. Prenups are for people who plan on getting a divorce. I have so much, Bernie. But I've never had anyone to share it with. From now on, what's mine is yours
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Especially where financial matters are concerned, when it comes to dissolving a marriage, any dissembling at all is strictly against the law - on penalty of perjury. You need to disclose fully and factually, which is precisely what the discovery process is all about.
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Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.
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Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
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In the long run wives are to be paid in a peculiar coin - consideration for their feelings. As it usually turns out this is an enormous, unthinkable inflation few men will remit, or if they will, only with a sense of being overcharged.
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When there are kids involved, there's no such thing as divorce.
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Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it!
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I'd like to give divorce a good name.
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not admit this. For him and his Chancery Court, a major trial was a nasty divorce
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Many marriage tragedies are caused, not by lack of money, but rather by the mismanagement of it.
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What was marriage but sex plus property.
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Long-married couples balance their checkbooks as a substitute for love-making, or they refuse each other love by protesting one another's financial error or excess.
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Couples with children who do win a divorce, cause such social havoc that they should have to pay a special divorce tax.
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Love is not a promissory note.
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Marriage is primarily an economic arrangement, an insurance pact. It differs from the ordinary life insurance agreement only in that it is more binding, more exacting.
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These are your peak earning years, my friend. You've got kids to think about. And soon enough, alimony.
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I don't believe in divorce. I believe in widowhood.
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Divorce is just the most awful thing in the world.
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Divorce is a marital welfare. It's just couples asking society to bail them out because they didn't do enough research before they got married. How is that our fault? Don't drag down my country's statistics just because you ran off and got hitched before you ever saw each other in a bad mood.
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Imagine spreading everything you care about on a blanket and then tossing the whole thing up in the air. The process of divorce is about loading that blanket, throwing it up, watching it all spin, and worrying what stuff will break when it lands.
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Our marriage is strictly in name only. It has never been consummated.
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Joining finances can be tricky. Money has long topped the list of topics couples fight about.
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The sum which two married people owe to one another defies calculation. It is an infinite debt, which can only be discharged through all eternity.
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There's no rule that says attraction warrents trust. If that were the case, then more wedded couple would be happier.
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For many women, the on-time payments of domestic support obligations are essential to economic survival.
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Let me be serious: divorce is a sacred institution between a man and a woman who hate each other. God wanted Adam to pay alimony to Eve, not Steve.
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Q: Why does a divorce cost so much? A: Because it's worth it.
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Like all great divorces, whether they be marital or epistemological, it had its antecedents in history.
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The marriage bond is more than a civil contract. It is a reward for loving well.
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A marriage, even one that goes awry, generates claims and needs that persist like an afterglow long after the emotional fire is burned out.
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The arrangements that couples make in order to maintain civility in the midst of their journey to divorce are often most elaborate when the professed top priority is to protect a child.
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own trouble he was paying for. I handled his mother's foreclosure defense and got her
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There's never a right or wrong side in a divorce case, but, given the human capacity for hate, the breakup of a legal relationship so tied to emotion often brought out the worst in people.
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Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.
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Can't know everything, Vivian. Otherwise you would have cut your husband's balls off before he cheated and shut off the money.
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Hell hath no fury like a woman cheated out of a million dollars.
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The difference between divorce and legal separation is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.
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I had been through, of course, the divorce and I had been hit with some taxes that really showed me to be careful who's working with you and your money, and you have to be the one that is responsible for your money - you can't trust anyone and I did and I ran into a problem.
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Divorce is the key that opens the strongbox where the bonds of matrimony are kept under wedlock.
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The only thing I like more than my wife is my money, and I'm not about to lose that to her and her lawyers, that's for damn sure.
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An amicable divorce is like a ventilated condom; it just doesn't work.
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I decided to write about the myths of divorce.
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Short of a death in the family, a divorce is perhaps the most life-altering experience in human relationships.
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Older couples bring obligations such as support payments and debt as well as decades of financial experience to a marriage.
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Divorce is just about change, you know. It's God saying, You need a change. And I'm going to make it so your bank account only has change.
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Tom Cruise's pre-nup lets him keep his money, the kids and Katie Holmes.
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That's a divorce. You ever seen a divorce? That's like her taking not only the furniture and the silverware
she took the dog, too. (Harvick) didn't get the animal, I would say.
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In the divorce my ex got everything. Even kept her composure.
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It is a common fate
a woman's lot
To waste on one the riches of her soul, Who takes the wealth she gives him, but cannot Repay the interest, and much less the whole.
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This is what divorce is: taking things you no longer want from people you no longer love.
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Even though money seems such an objective topic, it can also be the most intimate, and possibly harmful, part of a relationship.
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For some reason, we see divorce as a signal of failure, despite the fact that each of us has a right, and an obligation, to rectify any other mistake we make in life.
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It just doesn't seem fair, you know? I work my ass off and she gets to live off the ruination of my financial life
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The divorce is from my old putter. I think it's final - at least we're due for a long separation. I've suffered with that old putter for two years now. It got so rude I couldn't stand it.
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Divorce is a bitch and marriage is the mother of that bitch.
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Divorce is never easy, but it's even more painful when you find out your husband is having an affair with a beautiful model fifteen years younger than you.
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How much the wife is dearer than the bride.
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An emotional debt is hard to square.
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Larsta love oath is binding. They knew no form of divorce in their culture.
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The divorce has become a reality.
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I advise you to go on living solely to enrage those who are paying your annuities. It is the only pleasure I have left.
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Asking the legal system to resolve divorce is like asking a boxing coach to be our marriage counselor.
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The kind of lawyer you hope the other fellow has.
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I ever marry, it has to be for good. If I get a divorce I lose access to the money. It all goes back to the family." "What?
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What's worse than getting divorced?
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Divorce is a series of internal earthquakes, that's what it is, one after the other.
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Marriage is not simply a romantic union between two people; it's also a political and economic contract of the highest order.
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Children must be considered in a divorce considered valuable pawns in the nasty legal and financial contest that is about to ensue.
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If it's really so wonderful that both partners have to work to make a living to pay for their house, for health insurance, someone is obviously going to get the short end of the stick.
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The richest love is that which submits to the arbitration of time.
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If you create a relationship that's based, to some extent, on support and money, it creates an entirely different relationship because people are going to be behaving in certain ways to please you, and not in their natural way.
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Divorced men are more likely to meet their car payments than their child support obligations.
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Complicated custody arrangement) furrowing his brow as we pass a Love
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First thing you learn when you're in a lawin' family is that there ain't any definite answers to anything.
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Real divorce takes place without a decree ...
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Arbitration is justice blended with charity.
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If you go to prison, your child support adds up.
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Other couples are living separately ever after,