Top 100 Banana Quotes (Updated June 2023)

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Are you kidding me? The last time I saw a face like yours, I fed it a banana. By Theflamingpopsicle

Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana', but didn't know how you stopped. By Terry Pratchett

Never make eye contact with anyone while eating a banana By Harry Styles

With all that in mind, I left the banana, and got into my sixty-nine Camaro with a pocket full of cash, and a painful cock and balls. By Tabatha Vargo

cream of banana soup By Tom Robbins

A glazed banana peel is not for eating, it's for innuendo. By Jarod Kintz

This is perhaps what has made some suspect that the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil was really a banana. By Jane Grigson

My favorite dessert is banana pudding. By Lennon Parham

This is America, not a banana republic. By Vincent Bugliosi

Leave it to me: I'm always top banana in the shock department. By Truman Capote

and the bananas are overdone. By Simone Elkeles

It really drives me banana sangwich. By Dane Cook

I always have bananas with me for energy. By Samantha Bond

Never put bananas in the refrigerator. By Roz Chast

Wheat-Thinned Slut Monkey. By R.s. Grey

The mangosteen, queen of the tropical fruit. By David Fairchild

I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe. By Ryan Stiles

If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact. By Darynda Jones

I'm so old, I don't buy green bananas any more. By Lou Holtz

Where the banana grows man is sensual and cruel. By Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore. By Chi Chi Rodriguez

Looking at him I felt as if I had just met a powerful gorilla while at the same time being in possession of the world's last banana. By Philip Kerr

Look at the mess we've got ourselves into,' Colonel Aureliano Buendia said at that time, 'just because we invited a gringo to eat some bananas. By Gabriel Garcia Marquez

In a banana republic, one might slip on a banana peel but things do work - now and then for the people, albeit inefficiently and unreliably. By George Ayittey

I bet you can't eat ten bananas!""I bet you're right. By Sarah Dessen

She sounds the way bananas taste. By Truman Capote

I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous. By Karl Pilkington

You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas eggs? By Noel Fielding

Go pick bananas, we'll run the canal. By Meldrim Thomson Jr.

Well, it's nice being top banana in the shock department. By Audrey Hepburn

Somebody will be exhibiting a bunch of bananas in a gallery, and they'll get me on to talk dirty about it. By Alexander Stoddart

And they have a display of bananas, which are not bananas but called plantains and are more like a potato pretending to be a banana. By Lauren Child

There's nothing sadder than buying bananas one at a time. By Rainbow Rowell

His skin was blotched as a dying banana. By David Mitchell

a synonym for 'insane' is 'bananas By Brandon Scott Gorrell

Incompetence is a double-edged banana. By John Perry Barlow

There's something vaguely erotic about watching a woman eat a banana while cupping two plums. By Dana Gould

Everything goes with short hair. It's bananas. By Ginnifer Goodwin

Time flies like an arrow - but fruit flies like a banana. By Terry Wogan

That hair-pulling thing he did really peeled my bananas. By Nicole Peeler

I know how birth control works, big brother, and - spoiler alert - putting a wrapper on the banana is ninety-nine percent effective. By Penny Reid

Ms. Sophia was evil bananas. By Lauren Kate

You can't teach calculus to a chimpanzee. So just share your banana. By John Rachel

No seriously. She looks like a banana. She's wearing bright yellow and brown. It's making me hungry just looking at her. By Jane Green

You show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala. By George Carlin

What a shame it is for a nation to be developing without a sense of beauty, and eating bananas for breakfast. By Edith Wharton

When a banana gets rotten people love to tell you that you can make banana bread out of it. I have never seen anyone actually do it. By Greg Fitzsimmons

Quinoa and Banana Muffins By Vesela Tabakova

His venture sounds like a banana peel awaiting its victim. By Charlotte Curtis

We sat on the floor for dinner. Ananya's father passed me a banana leaf. I wondered if i had to eat it or wipe my hands with it. By Chetan Bhagat

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. By Anthony G. Oettinger

I'm cooking 42 years, and I didn't know bananas are good for my brain. By Jean-Georges Vongerichten

It's like a banana farm for guns! By Brandon Sanderson

Holy bananas, said Skye. By Jeanne Birdsall

Peanuts/Peanut Butter By Jonny Bowden

I'll go to Santiago.And the banana tree a jellyfish. By Federico Garcia Lorca

When you get to be my age, you don't buy green bananas because you may not be around to eat them. By Don Meyer

They travel best in gangs, hanging around like clumps of bananas, thick skinned and yellow. By Neil Kinnock

You can't stand up for Canada with a banana for a backbone. By John Diefenbaker

every time a reader leaves a book review, a crippled monkey gets a free banana. I By Bobby Adair

Cherimoya, the most delicious fruit known to men. By Mark Twain

Orange, Longbottom. By J.k. Rowling

Raisinable, which By Jancis Robinson

Raisinable

He didn't believe in luck but he believed in bananas. By Matt Bell

Hey, I'll give you my banana for your cherry." Pete snorted. "I bet you will ... By Dawn Flemington

You don't come in here on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches. By Pauly D

Nim-nim was a banana-like fruit on Booboo. An immature By Kurt Vonnegut

I spend roughly $80 per year watching bananas go brown. By G.h. Eckel

Our two postcard hearts were frightened in unison under the tenacious look of the unfathomable old man who kept on eating one banana after another By Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Banana Splits for Breakfast. I think I ate about five. By Sissy Spacek

panchitos, blacks, By Rafael Chirbes

A sweet fruit for a sweet fight. By George R R Martin

The thin girl was gulping down one of Richard's bananas in what was, Richard reflected, the least erotic display of banana-eating he had ever seen. By Neil Gaiman

Speaking of fruit, I'm downI mean, he's downto his underwear. By Rick Yancey

Lady Ponsonby was right. The forbidden fruit isn't shaped like an apple. It's shaped like a banana. By Michelle Marcos

Holy mother of banana cream pie. They had pictures. By Darynda Jones

What's your avocado? By Stacie Zinn Roberts

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I sweet potato what I sweet potato. By Tom Robbins

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A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.' By Claude Pepper

Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage! By Karl Pilkington

I am a grateful ... grapefruit. By Bjork

Monkey People? They By Rudyard Kipling

He was on the verge on insanity with one foot on a banana peel ... By James Patterson

Fruit free of any bruises, not yet broken open, / With flesh so firm and smooth, it cried out to be eaten! By Charles Baudelaire

I'll buy Chiquita bananas with your smoking-fund money cos this monkey is our future. All hail the monkey! By Jonathan Dunne

Going to do it to you sweet banana, like it's never been done, and we'll get high, high, high, in the mid-day sun. By Paul Mccartney

But since Sloth I've been so monogamous I make the demonstration banana that AIDS educators use to show how to put on a condom, look slutty. By Lauren Beukes