Top Rated 100 Banana Quotes

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Are you kidding me? The last time I saw a face like yours, I fed it a banana. By Theflamingpopsicle
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Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana', but didn't know how you stopped. By Terry Pratchett
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Never make eye contact with anyone while eating a banana By Harry Styles
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With all that in mind, I left the banana, and got into my sixty-nine Camaro with a pocket full of cash, and a painful cock and balls. By Tabatha Vargo
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cream of banana soup By Tom Robbins
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A glazed banana peel is not for eating, it's for innuendo. By Jarod Kintz
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This is perhaps what has made some suspect that the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil was really a banana. By Jane Grigson
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My favorite dessert is banana pudding. By Lennon Parham
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This is America, not a banana republic. By Vincent Bugliosi
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Leave it to me: I'm always top banana in the shock department. By Truman Capote
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and the bananas are overdone. By Simone Elkeles
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It really drives me banana sangwich. By Dane Cook
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I always have bananas with me for energy. By Samantha Bond
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Never put bananas in the refrigerator. By Roz Chast
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Wheat-Thinned Slut Monkey. By R.s. Grey
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The mangosteen, queen of the tropical fruit. By David Fairchild
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I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe. By Ryan Stiles
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If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact. By Darynda Jones
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I'm so old, I don't buy green bananas any more. By Lou Holtz
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Where the banana grows man is sensual and cruel. By Ralph Waldo Emerson
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I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore. By Chi Chi Rodriguez
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Looking at him I felt as if I had just met a powerful gorilla while at the same time being in possession of the world's last banana. By Philip Kerr
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Look at the mess we've got ourselves into,' Colonel Aureliano Buendia said at that time, 'just because we invited a gringo to eat some bananas. By Gabriel Garcia Marquez
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In a banana republic, one might slip on a banana peel but things do work - now and then for the people, albeit inefficiently and unreliably. By George Ayittey
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I bet you can't eat ten bananas!""I bet you're right. By Sarah Dessen
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She sounds the way bananas taste. By Truman Capote
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous. By Karl Pilkington
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You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas eggs? By Noel Fielding
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Go pick bananas, we'll run the canal. By Meldrim Thomson Jr.
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Well, it's nice being top banana in the shock department. By Audrey Hepburn
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Somebody will be exhibiting a bunch of bananas in a gallery, and they'll get me on to talk dirty about it. By Alexander Stoddart
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And they have a display of bananas, which are not bananas but called plantains and are more like a potato pretending to be a banana. By Lauren Child
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There's nothing sadder than buying bananas one at a time. By Rainbow Rowell
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His skin was blotched as a dying banana. By David Mitchell
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a synonym for 'insane' is 'bananas By Brandon Scott Gorrell
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Incompetence is a double-edged banana. By John Perry Barlow
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There's something vaguely erotic about watching a woman eat a banana while cupping two plums. By Dana Gould
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Everything goes with short hair. It's bananas. By Ginnifer Goodwin
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Time flies like an arrow - but fruit flies like a banana. By Terry Wogan
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That hair-pulling thing he did really peeled my bananas. By Nicole Peeler
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I know how birth control works, big brother, and - spoiler alert - putting a wrapper on the banana is ninety-nine percent effective. By Penny Reid
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Ms. Sophia was evil bananas. By Lauren Kate
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You can't teach calculus to a chimpanzee. So just share your banana. By John Rachel
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No seriously. She looks like a banana. She's wearing bright yellow and brown. It's making me hungry just looking at her. By Jane Green
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You show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala. By George Carlin
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What a shame it is for a nation to be developing without a sense of beauty, and eating bananas for breakfast. By Edith Wharton
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When a banana gets rotten people love to tell you that you can make banana bread out of it. I have never seen anyone actually do it. By Greg Fitzsimmons
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Quinoa and Banana Muffins By Vesela Tabakova
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His venture sounds like a banana peel awaiting its victim. By Charlotte Curtis
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We sat on the floor for dinner. Ananya's father passed me a banana leaf. I wondered if i had to eat it or wipe my hands with it. By Chetan Bhagat
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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. By Anthony G. Oettinger
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I'm cooking 42 years, and I didn't know bananas are good for my brain. By Jean-Georges Vongerichten
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It's like a banana farm for guns! By Brandon Sanderson
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Holy bananas, said Skye. By Jeanne Birdsall
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Peanuts/Peanut Butter By Jonny Bowden
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I'll go to Santiago.And the banana tree a jellyfish. By Federico Garcia Lorca
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When you get to be my age, you don't buy green bananas because you may not be around to eat them. By Don Meyer
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They travel best in gangs, hanging around like clumps of bananas, thick skinned and yellow. By Neil Kinnock
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You can't stand up for Canada with a banana for a backbone. By John Diefenbaker
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every time a reader leaves a book review, a crippled monkey gets a free banana. I By Bobby Adair
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Cherimoya, the most delicious fruit known to men. By Mark Twain
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Orange, Longbottom. By J.k. Rowling
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Raisinable, which By Jancis Robinson
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He didn't believe in luck but he believed in bananas. By Matt Bell
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Hey, I'll give you my banana for your cherry." Pete snorted. "I bet you will ... By Dawn Flemington
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You don't come in here on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches. By Pauly D
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Nim-nim was a banana-like fruit on Booboo. An immature By Kurt Vonnegut
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I spend roughly $80 per year watching bananas go brown. By G.h. Eckel
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Our two postcard hearts were frightened in unison under the tenacious look of the unfathomable old man who kept on eating one banana after another By Gabriel Garcia Marquez
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Banana Splits for Breakfast. I think I ate about five. By Sissy Spacek
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panchitos, blacks, By Rafael Chirbes
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A sweet fruit for a sweet fight. By George R R Martin
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The thin girl was gulping down one of Richard's bananas in what was, Richard reflected, the least erotic display of banana-eating he had ever seen. By Neil Gaiman
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Speaking of fruit, I'm downI mean, he's downto his underwear. By Rick Yancey
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Lady Ponsonby was right. The forbidden fruit isn't shaped like an apple. It's shaped like a banana. By Michelle Marcos
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Holy mother of banana cream pie. They had pictures. By Darynda Jones
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What's your avocado? By Stacie Zinn Roberts
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I sweet potato what I sweet potato. By Tom Robbins
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A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.' By Claude Pepper
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage! By Karl Pilkington
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I am a grateful ... grapefruit. By Bjork
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Monkey People? They By Rudyard Kipling
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He was on the verge on insanity with one foot on a banana peel ... By James Patterson
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Fruit free of any bruises, not yet broken open, / With flesh so firm and smooth, it cried out to be eaten! By Charles Baudelaire
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I'll buy Chiquita bananas with your smoking-fund money cos this monkey is our future. All hail the monkey! By Jonathan Dunne
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Going to do it to you sweet banana, like it's never been done, and we'll get high, high, high, in the mid-day sun. By Paul Mccartney
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But since Sloth I've been so monogamous I make the demonstration banana that AIDS educators use to show how to put on a condom, look slutty. By Lauren Beukes
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I could carve out of a banana a judge with more backbone than that, By Doris Kearns Goodwin
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The tree is known by his fruit. By Matthew Mcconaughey
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The human fruit is always ripe for peeling. By Haruki Murakami
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Blueberry Muffins By America's Test Kitchen
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The God's tropical ... ladies call me 'Black Fruit Punch.' By Ghostface Killah
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His voice with its Cuban accent was soft and sweet as a banana. By Truman Capote
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The monkeys seized all the cocoanuts within their reach and sent them down upon us By Johann David Wyss
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To be, or not to be ... a potato By Me
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E canchis amnia.Everything from shells. By Erasmus Darwin
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Avocados are my favourite fruit. By Sylvia Plath
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If it were not for me, the Gracies would be selling Bananas in Largo do Machado! By Carlson Gracie
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People ask me how I stay thin, and I'm like, 'When you go to the grocery store, buy more bananas than cookies.' By Elizabeth Banks
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You get bunches of players like you do bananas, though that is a bad comparison. By Kevin Keegan
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