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Life is full of banana skins. You slip, you carry on. By Daphne Guinness

It may well be that a liking for bananas is a merely private matter, though this is in fact questionable. By Terry Eagleton

I want to sit down, and I want to laugh. Nothing works better for me than watching somebody slip on a banana peel. By Diane Lane

Yeah, I like cars and basketball. But you know what I like more? Bananas. By Frankie Muniz

He was on the verge on insanity with one foot on a banana peel ... By James Patterson

Brimming. That's what it is, I want to get to a place where my sentences enact brimming. By Li-Young Lee

Always take a banana to a party. By Steven Moffat

My favorite dessert is banana pudding. By Lennon Parham

cream of banana soup By Tom Robbins

With all that in mind, I left the banana, and got into my sixty-nine Camaro with a pocket full of cash, and a painful cock and balls. By Tabatha Vargo

If someone throws a banana at me in the street, I will go to prison because I will kill him. By Mario

One look at a banana and you can tell it came from outer space. By Margaret Atwood

sucking on a football. By Carl Hiaasen

Well, it's nice being top banana in the shock department. By Audrey Hepburn

banana. Soon the boys were eating pudding with sliced bananas on By Anne D. Mather

LOOK AT MEEE LOOK I own all the bananas now. Give me a dollar. Fuck you. Help me. By Allie Brosh

Apparently humans share fifty per cent of their DNA with bananas. My father is a constant reminder of that. By Holly Smale

Farting, don't think, just fart. By John Cage

If you get hungry mid-day, a banana is the best snack at your desk, after a workout, or in between classes. Fruit is a very good snack in general. By Marcus Samuelsson

When a banana gets rotten people love to tell you that you can make banana bread out of it. I have never seen anyone actually do it. By Greg Fitzsimmons

If you try to to take my bananas from me, I will reclaim them from your cold dead hands. By Terry Pratchett

His skin was blotched as a dying banana. By David Mitchell

I hate banana bread. It's too suspicious-looking. I always thought the cooked banana looked like insect legs. By Elizabeth Berg

Bad bananas are like push-up brasa promise of tenderness can deliver tasteless mush, and we're not supposed to complain. By Kate Lebo

If you can't think because you can't chew, try a banana. By Lee Kuan Yew

Our two postcard hearts were frightened in unison under the tenacious look of the unfathomable old man who kept on eating one banana after another By Gabriel Garcia Marquez

There's nobody more opposite from John Shaft than a kid who worships a banana as his god. By Richard Roundtree

If it were not for me, the Gracies would be selling Bananas in Largo do Machado! By Carlson Gracie

I always have bananas with me for energy. By Samantha Bond

a synonym for 'insane' is 'bananas By Brandon Scott Gorrell

And they have a display of bananas, which are not bananas but called plantains and are more like a potato pretending to be a banana. By Lauren Child

If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact. By Darynda Jones

This is America, not a banana republic. By Vincent Bugliosi

spattering the walls with pulp and guano, like graffiti artists. By Henri Cole

Buggeration and Fuckery By Andy Mcdermott

There's nothing sadder than buying bananas one at a time. By Rainbow Rowell

Wasing the where of what By Brandon Sanderson

Duh, Winning!!!!(hhahaha) By Charlie Sheen

Go pick bananas, we'll run the canal. By Meldrim Thomson Jr.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. By Anthony G. Oettinger

Water dripping from his slapping fruits By Joe Abercrombie

Time flies like an arrow - but fruit flies like a banana. By Terry Wogan

This is perhaps what has made some suspect that the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil was really a banana. By Jane Grigson

What a shame it is for a nation to be developing without a sense of beauty, and eating bananas for breakfast. By Edith Wharton

Going to do it to you sweet banana, like it's never been done, and we'll get high, high, high, in the mid-day sun. By Paul Mccartney

Wheat-Thinned Slut Monkey. By R.s. Grey

Poking a lump of red Jello that jiggles outrageously, like a breast I once knew. By Sara Gruen

flooding the world with a bounty of Froot Loops, Lucky Charms, and Count Chocula. By Rick Riordan

every time a reader leaves a book review, a crippled monkey gets a free banana. I By Bobby Adair

Never put bananas in the refrigerator. By Roz Chast

I'm cooking 42 years, and I didn't know bananas are good for my brain. By Jean-Georges Vongerichten

Today in this household's obsession with researching pointless questions, I can confirm that Shakespeare cannot, in fact, ever have had a banana. By Debra Ferreday

Then I strip the pants away from each leg, like peeling a banana. That's it, the perfect metaphor: peeling a banana. By Rick Yancey

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore. By Chi Chi Rodriguez

Look at the mess we've got ourselves into,' Colonel Aureliano Buendia said at that time, 'just because we invited a gringo to eat some bananas. By Gabriel Garcia Marquez

I know how birth control works, big brother, and - spoiler alert - putting a wrapper on the banana is ninety-nine percent effective. By Penny Reid

Thrilling to the sensation of hard, teeming flesh. By Emma Holly

Nim-nim was a banana-like fruit on Booboo. An immature By Kurt Vonnegut

I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe. By Ryan Stiles

You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas eggs? By Noel Fielding

Preparing for the ups and downs of life. By Robert D. Hales

Holy mother of banana cream pie. They had pictures. By Darynda Jones

Ms. Sophia was evil bananas. By Lauren Kate

What were we talking before I was so rudely interrupted by a flying citrus ? By Joss Stirling

Twisting lemons into lemonade. By Peter Duchan

Bitch, just give it to me straight: are you bobbing for this guy's bananas? Is that what this is about?" she asks. "No - no, By Laura Thalassa

Canoodling, I see. By Cassandra Clare

If Life is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits? By Erma Bombeck

Everything goes with short hair. It's bananas. By Ginnifer Goodwin

throwing the football. But instead By Steve Yarosh

I'm trying to think of the last time I had onions. By Karl Lagerfeld

Being my lady on my arm and my slut between the sheets By August Clearwing

The mangosteen, queen of the tropical fruit. By David Fairchild

The life cycle of ratchet screwdriver fruit is quite interesting. By Douglas Adams

The human fruit is always ripe for peeling. By Haruki Murakami

Running like a bunny with his tail on fire. By Red Barber

Busying herself with inconsequential tasks. By John Edward Williams

Catch from the board of beauty/ Such careless crumbs as fall. By Edna St. Vincent Millay

Drinking: something to do while getting drunk. By Peg Bracken

She sounds the way bananas taste. By Truman Capote

Are you kidding me? The last time I saw a face like yours, I fed it a banana. By Theflamingpopsicle

Looking at him I felt as if I had just met a powerful gorilla while at the same time being in possession of the world's last banana. By Philip Kerr

Ducking around twisted trees whose fingers are branches spread like cracked ceilings under gray sky. By Markus Zusak

Digging through my roots to understand the way my branches grew. By Saleem Haddad

I'll go to Santiago.And the banana tree a jellyfish. By Federico Garcia Lorca

I'm so old, I don't buy green bananas any more. By Lou Holtz

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. By Clifton Fadiman

telling. I thought I knew this By Adele Parks

You can't teach calculus to a chimpanzee. So just share your banana. By John Rachel

Such tenderness, those afternoons and evenings, saying blackberry, blackberry, blackberry. By Robert Hass

Making love with his ego. By David Bowie

Be a Fruit loop in a world full of cheerios. By Unknown

To get fruits from the tree branches, shake them with hands; to get fruits from men, shake them with clever ideas! By Mehmet Murat Ildan

putting on a "b" production for a fruit By William S. Burroughs

I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous. By Karl Pilkington

Not a superman who stumbles, but an ape with makeshift manners in whose nickel-plated jungles roam mechanical bananas. By William Tenn

pocket lizard licker. By Anonymous

I used to go to Haagen-Dazs and order three banana splits at a time! By Jennifer Jason Leigh

You don't come in here on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches. By Pauly D

stuffing my face with fun-size Kit Kats. Which, for the record, are way less fun than full-size Kit Kats. I By Becky Albertalli