Top 100 Quotes On Bananas (Updated June 2023)

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Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana. By Ryan Stiles

What a shame it is for a nation to be developing without a sense of beauty, and eating bananas for breakfast. By Edith Wharton

And they have a display of bananas, which are not bananas but called plantains and are more like a potato pretending to be a banana. By Lauren Child

I hate banana bread. It's too suspicious-looking. I always thought the cooked banana looked like insect legs. By Elizabeth Berg

A fool will always find banana skins By Robert Priest

If you get hungry mid-day, a banana is the best snack at your desk, after a workout, or in between classes. Fruit is a very good snack in general. By Marcus Samuelsson

A girl from nowhereCompletes my embarrassmentStupid bananas By Rick Riordan

Holy bananas, said Skye. By Jeanne Birdsall

Look at the mess we've got ourselves into,' Colonel Aureliano Buendia said at that time, 'just because we invited a gringo to eat some bananas. By Gabriel Garcia Marquez

She sounds the way bananas taste. By Truman Capote

panchitos, blacks, By Rafael Chirbes

Whenever I try to spell 'banana,' I feel stupid because I don't know when to end it. By Demetri Martin

If someone throws a banana at me in the street, I will go to prison because I will kill him. By Mario

Monkey People? They By Rudyard Kipling

I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous. By Karl Pilkington

Somebody always leaves a banana-skin on the scene of tragedy. By Graham Greene

Hey!' Bruno called out 'Give me the rest of that banana I was eating. By Roald Dahl

They travel best in gangs, hanging around like clumps of bananas, thick skinned and yellow. By Neil Kinnock

You get bunches of players like you do bananas, though that is a bad comparison. By Kevin Keegan

There were pecans, there were cashews and then there was just plain nuts. By Mary Hughes

cream of banana soup By Tom Robbins

Blueberry Muffins By America's Test Kitchen

Quinoa and Banana Muffins By Vesela Tabakova

Ms. Sophia was evil bananas. By Lauren Kate

Never make eye contact with anyone while eating a banana By Harry Styles

Banana Splits for Breakfast. I think I ate about five. By Sissy Spacek

Same with gorillas. Whoops, they say, sky gone all red, stars crashing to ground, what they putting in the bananas these days? By Terry Pratchett

Always take a banana to a party. By Steven Moffat

Party
Banana

Are you kidding me? The last time I saw a face like yours, I fed it a banana. By Theflamingpopsicle

The monkeys seized all the cocoanuts within their reach and sent them down upon us By Johann David Wyss

I spend roughly $80 per year watching bananas go brown. By G.h. Eckel

People ask me how I stay thin, and I'm like, 'When you go to the grocery store, buy more bananas than cookies.' By Elizabeth Banks

I could carve a better man out of a banana. By Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

This is perhaps what has made some suspect that the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil was really a banana. By Jane Grigson

He didn't believe in luck but he believed in bananas. By Matt Bell

Everything goes with short hair. It's bananas. By Ginnifer Goodwin

Where the banana grows man is sensual and cruel. By Ralph Waldo Emerson

This is America, not a banana republic. By Vincent Bugliosi

There's nobody more opposite from John Shaft than a kid who worships a banana as his god. By Richard Roundtree

When a banana gets rotten people love to tell you that you can make banana bread out of it. I have never seen anyone actually do it. By Greg Fitzsimmons

Nuts they go, macadamia they go so ballistic, whoa. By Eminem

Somebody will be exhibiting a bunch of bananas in a gallery, and they'll get me on to talk dirty about it. By Alexander Stoddart

It really drives me banana sangwich. By Dane Cook

A glazed banana peel is not for eating, it's for innuendo. By Jarod Kintz

With all that in mind, I left the banana, and got into my sixty-nine Camaro with a pocket full of cash, and a painful cock and balls. By Tabatha Vargo

Avocados are my favourite fruit. By Sylvia Plath

That hair-pulling thing he did really peeled my bananas. By Nicole Peeler

Leave it to me: I'm always top banana in the shock department. By Truman Capote

In a banana republic, one might slip on a banana peel but things do work - now and then for the people, albeit inefficiently and unreliably. By George Ayittey

I know how birth control works, big brother, and - spoiler alert - putting a wrapper on the banana is ninety-nine percent effective. By Penny Reid

Holy mother of banana cream pie. They had pictures. By Darynda Jones

If it were not for me, the Gracies would be selling Bananas in Largo do Machado! By Carlson Gracie

rashers of bacon. By Deborah Harkness

If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact. By Darynda Jones

My favorite dessert is banana pudding. By Lennon Parham

I don't want you running around with a little banana-handler! By Scott Parker

Where'd you get the coconuts? By Ernest Cline

Coconuts

Looking at him I felt as if I had just met a powerful gorilla while at the same time being in possession of the world's last banana. By Philip Kerr

The na at the end of banana annoys me as much as it would you if it were bananana. By Lance Manion

It's like a banana farm for guns! By Brandon Sanderson

You know what really fries my Puerto rican pancakes? By Mark Gungor

Sweet potato fries By Jamie Mcguire

Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana', but didn't know how you stopped. By Terry Pratchett

The one thing in my contract that they have backstage for me is bananas. And usually my assistant will go and get me chicken broth. By Joshua Bell

Wheat-Thinned Slut Monkey. By R.s. Grey

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.' By Claude Pepper

Time flies like an arrow - but fruit flies like a banana. By Terry Wogan

I like cashew nuts. By Domhnall Gleeson

Nuts
Cashew

Harlow's monkeys, By Yuval Noah Harari

You can't teach calculus to a chimpanzee. So just share your banana. By John Rachel

Red Delicious apples, whose misleading name is a travesty. By Randall Munroe

E canchis amnia.Everything from shells. By Erasmus Darwin

How can you test whether something's an assumption? Try this: switch things around, and check how bananas everybody goes. By Annabel Crabb

every time a reader leaves a book review, a crippled monkey gets a free banana. I By Bobby Adair

You show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala. By George Carlin

Boys who spent their weekends making banana nut muffins did not, as a rule, excel in the art of hand-to-hand combat. By David Sedaris

Almonds. Apricots. Avocadoes. Some peaches I don't know. Grapefruit. Lemones. Probably oranges. By Jane Smiley

Instead of politicians, let the monkeys govern the countries; at least they will steal only the bananas! By Mehmet Murat Ildan

His skin was blotched as a dying banana. By David Mitchell

I'll buy Chiquita bananas with your smoking-fund money cos this monkey is our future. All hail the monkey! By Jonathan Dunne

Today a potato, a tomato, some wheat, lettuce, rice, a banana, and blueberries lost their lives for my sake. By Gregg Krech

Avacados, prickly pears and papayas used to be gulped down whole, seeds and all, by fridge-sized armadillos called glyptodonts. By Adam Leith Gollner

Who peed in your cheerios? By Michelle Hodkin

Our two postcard hearts were frightened in unison under the tenacious look of the unfathomable old man who kept on eating one banana after another By Gabriel Garcia Marquez

mountains of pancakes, eggs, and bacon. By Apryl Baker

Well, it's nice being top banana in the shock department. By Audrey Hepburn

There's something vaguely erotic about watching a woman eat a banana while cupping two plums. By Dana Gould

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. By Anthony G. Oettinger

How's that for the grapes? By John Steinbeck

Grapes

[She] may be an acquired taste with some folks; but I didn't keep on eating bananas because I was told I'd learn to like them if I did. By L.m. Montgomery