Top Rated 100 Funny Quotes

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Jokes are very curious things psychologically. By James Callis
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Humor is the mask of wisdom. By Friedrich Durrenmatt
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If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny. By Alan King
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The word 'funny' is a bit like the word 'love' - we don't have enough words to describe the many varieties. By George Saunders
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This is not at all funny.""Which is why I'm not laughing. By Dani Alexander
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Apparently, I have a totally different sense of humour. By Andrew Eldritch
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Always find the funny. By Amy Susan Crohn
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Sense of humor: A thread of illuminated intelligence that links two opposite ideas. By Thomas Lansing Masson
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It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean. By Mae West
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It's always funny until someone loses a testicle. By Bob N. Boguslavski
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My medication must be wearing off I'm starting to think my jokes are funny. By Stanley Victor Paskavich
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I quite like dark humor. By Marina And The Diamonds
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A three-year old was examining his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom,' he asked,'are these my brains?' 'Not yet.' she replied. By Allan Pease
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There's any funny By Craig Johnson
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The world is meaningless and therefore it's funny. By Jimenez Lai
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I don't know what humor is. By Will Rogers
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I'm not a person who can spontaneously say funny things. By Ashley Williams
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Ever notice how really smart people enjoy making silly jokes? By Elizabeth Chandler
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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. By Will Rogers
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I don't need you to be funny. I don't want to be entertained. By Jerry Seinfeld
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I'm not really very funny, I just keep recycling jokes. By Reese Roper
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It's mighty funny. The end of time has just begun. By Bob Dylan
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Humor is just truth, only faster! By Gilda Radner
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When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. By George Bernard Shaw
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I'm not much of a jokester. By Adam Baldwin
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Sometimes, humor makes more sense than reasoning. By Toba Beta
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Humor is the only reason to live. By Marcel Duchamp
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I'm just not very funny. By Ira Glass
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The police never think it's as funny as you do. By Erin Nicholas
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I laugh because your pain is amusing. By Lauren Dane
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Everything about life is a joke. Don't you know that? By Kurt Vonnegut
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Some jokes are stupid and useless, if you can't get it. It's to stupid to go in it, but whatever!- Make your choice! By Deyth Banger
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It's good to laugh! By Ashley Tisdale
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I'm sad, but I'm laughing. By Alanis Morissette
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Being funny is not the same as being happy. By Dana Gould
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Isn't it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? By Bill Watterson
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Humor is a universal language. By Joel Goodman
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A sense of humor is a requisite to surviving in our demanding world By Janette Oke
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Life is a joke. Laugh out loud. By Lisa M. Cronkhite
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I don't really like using ridicule as a form of humor. By Alison Jackson
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Part of being human is having a sense of humor. By Patrick Wolf
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Life is a joke, even though it is not always funny. By Stephan Attia
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Good humor is the sunshine of the mind. By Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1St Baron Lytton
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You can only be funny if you have matters of great importance on your mind. By Kurt Vonnegut
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Humor is a univeral language. By Joel Goodman
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If you have no sense of humor, You have no sense at all.. By Himmilicious
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It's not funny when you actually get shot, but afterwards, yeah, it's funny. By Curtis Jackson
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Two cannibals were eating a comedian, and one of them turns to the other and asks, 'Does this taste funny to you? By Nicholas Sparks
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Humor is probably species specific By Anna C. Salter
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Humor is not an end in itself, but a tool to understanding. A dense head must be tickled with an ax. By Bauvard
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I love my jokes. By Dave Chappelle
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People don't get my sense of humour. By Tamara Ecclestone
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I know enough football to know that's funny! By Gabriel Iglesias
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Well I'll Be Damned. This is funny. By Doc Holliday
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One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you. By Larry Gelbart
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I have a funny name. By Pia Zadora
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Being funny is a gift, and, when done well, is an art form. By Craig Ferguson
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You must never imagine, that just because something is funny, it is not also dangerous. By Neil Gaiman
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Running for me is a sport. It's not a joke. It's serious. By J. R. Martinez
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Is this why you think you are chosen by God, because only you can understand the funnies that you make about yourself? By Jonathan Safran Foer
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I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown? By Joe Pesci
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You amaze me. You're 229 years old and that's what you think is funny. By Max Wright
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I'm not funny. Never have been and, as far as I can tell, I never will be. By David Dobkin
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Not everybody agrees on what's funny, obviously. By Tim Meadows
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It's sad being the funniest person you know. By Grea Alexander
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I just like making people laugh. By Isaiah Mustafa
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Success is always less funny than failure. By Jon Ronson
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Living is a pretty grim joke, but a joke just the same. By L. Ron Hubbard
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Comedy is not pretty. By Steve Martin
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Perhaps you are Coyote in disguise and have chosen a spectacularly inappropriate time for a joke. By Brandon Nolta
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Life without humor is not funny. By Fishel Jacobs
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The interesting thing about humor is that in humor, you - in logic, something is A or not A. In humor, it's both A and not A. By Robert Mankoff
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Life is funny and it is interesting how we make it as serious as possible. By Elisha Cuthbert
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Madness has no sense of humour By Adam Foulds
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Laugh now, cry later. By Erma Bombeck
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Koreans are hilarious. By Bobby Lee
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You make a joke out of everything.Life's too painful not to. By Richelle Mead
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Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart. By Brian Celio
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Life is so funny sometimes that you just have to laugh. By Rebecca Mcnutt
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Being mean just for being mean's sake isn't funny. By Kaitlin Olson
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I'm not very funny! By Kimbra
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Comedy is rarely funny. By Dov Davidoff
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I never thought I was funny. I don't THINK funny. By Lucille Ball
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The truth is somewhere in the middle of funny and serious. By Steve Coogan
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Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other. By Al Franken
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A sense of humor isn't about being funny. It's about being human. By Michael Kerr
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I get a kick out of people saying I was funny. By Dick Cavett
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It's a mystery why certain people find certain things funny. By John C. Reilly
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It's just something that's sort of funny, sort of not. By Max Cannon
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It might be funny when you get hit by a car, but not when you get run over by one. By Rob Campbell
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I don't mean to be funny. By Yogi Berra
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I can't help laughing because it's funny, By Suzanne Collins
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Don't try to give a funny opinion; give your opinion in a way that will be funny. By Franklyn Ajaye
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When you live in a city, as I do, where violence is really in the streets, and people die every day, there's nothing funny about it. By Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu
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We are not here to laugh. By Charles De Gaulle
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I'm funny all the time. You just never knew until now. By Jasinda Wilder
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I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny. By Mark Russell
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You think it amusing to have a death sentence imposed on us, sire? By Darren Shan
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Humor's a weapon if you want to make it one. By Bob Newhart
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Humor is an absurd answer to a reasonable question. By Mark Bell
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