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Flames from the lips may be produced by holding in the mouth a sponge saturated with the purest gasoline. By Harry Houdini

No air, no balloons! By Ljupka Cvetanova

Fire. I see it everywhere. By Jen Wylie

I'll let a mystery gas out of my blistery assJust to disrupt the misery of history class. By Mc Paul Barman

Okay, first rule of this carpool. No breaking wind in my car. The only gas that Bernie Mac want to be smelling is unleaded. By Bernie Mac

Today's gasoline prices are taking a severe toll on Americans' pocketbooks. Consumers are anxious. By Pete Domenici

D'you know, I put so much petrol in me car the other day, I couldn't get in! By Vic Reeves

I'm sort of a foot-on-the-gas kind of guy. By David Duffield

My men can eat their belts, but my tanks have gotta have gas. By George S. Patton

Excrement, meet air-moving device. By J.l. Merrow

The fumes are killing us, and we wonder why things are going haywire. By Sandra Bernhard

I am sure vegetarians must also account for a lot of gases. Look how many beans they eat. By Antony Worrall Thompson

Hydrogen is a light, odorless gas, which, given enough time, turns into people. By Edward Robert Harrison

It's hard to store natural gas. And it does require big storage tanks. So it doesn't work very well on passenger cars. By William Clay Ford Jr.

I believe in natural gas as a clean, cheap alternative to fossil fuels. By Nancy Pelosi

I swear by the self-assurance with which elderly men sitting in public tilt sideways to allow the gas to escape loudly. By Pawan Mishra

The cheapest natural gas in the world is in the United States. By T. Boone Pickens

The old man was in agony because of gas. He farted tremendously, and then he belched. By Kurt Vonnegut

When my car runs out of gas, I buy a new one. I don't want to ride around in a quitter. By Stephen Colbert

That's what the gas is about, that's what the bloating is about and that's what the fat storage is about. By Suzanne Somers

The universe is full of fuel. By Anthony Doerr

Both guys ran out of gas, only my guy had an extra tank. By Angelo Dundee

Let's talk about the Gas Company because this is my favorite job. By Minoru Yamasaki

Satiated with the great purposelessness of it, we gently belched nerve gases into the next generation By Dambudzo Marechera

YOU COULD LOCK the Gasman in a padded cell with some dental floss and a bowl of Jell-O, and he'd find a way to make something to explode. By James Patterson

Cheap natural gas is a big stimulus to petrochemical production and a meaningful one for all U.S. manufacturing. By Roger Altman

A combustion engine of ambition and disappointment. By Tina Fey

The smell of life." "The smell of farts. By Lev Grossman

Natural gas is a very flexible source of energy that can help us bridge the gap between our current high-carbon economy and our zero-carbon future. By Katharine Hayhoe

An invisible gas clouds his thoughts, exhaust from a bus left with its engine running in the middle of his brain. By Michael Chabon

There is a tremendous amount of farting in prison. By Charlie Engle

Countries around the world are celebrating new oil and natural gas discoveries that hold the promise of greater prosperity for their citizens. By Bob Beauprez

That boy thinks the sun rises out of your backside. The good Lord knows why if all it produces is gas. By Sue Brown

In my experience, if you go to a hospital for any reason whatsoever, including to read the gas meter, they give you a tetanus shot. By Dave Barry

When I came to town and saw the price of diesel went above regular gas, that burnt me up. By Ron Ziegler

The Fire Team's tanks were filled with a jellied gasoline/holy water mix: scourging and sacramental. By Nick Cutter

When the silence gets warmer, the fart has been released By T. Haque

Natural gas is a better transportation fuel than gasoline, so if that's the case, it's cheaper, it's cleaner and it's a domestic resource. By T. Boone Pickens

Farts are just the ghosts of the things we ate. By Jane Austen

They can gas me, but I am famous. I have achieved in one day what it took Robert Kennedy all his life to do. By Sirhan Sirhan

Natural gas is better distributed than any other fuel in the United States. It's down every street and up every alley. There's a pipeline. By T. Boone Pickens

I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump. By Al Yankovic

The future is a blue sky and a full tank of gas. By Neil Hilborn

If silicon had been a gas I should have been a major-general. By James Whistler

I love the smell of emissions By Sarah Palin

beetle-spirited vaporing By Richard Adams

I swear these niggas gassed up, even though the price is high. I could own half as much clothing and be twice as fly. By Drake

What air is there left to breathe By Antonio Cisneros

Zart the fart, you start. By James Dashner

Natural gas is a feedstock in basically every industrial process. By Aubrey Mcclendon

When things get too heavy, just call me helium, the lightest known gas to man. By Jimi Hendrix

Sour gas is one of the most dangerous, toxic substances known to man. By Andrew Nikiforuk

The natural gas industry has worked long and hard to smear Josh Fox, the director of 'Gasland,' and has failed. By Jeff Goodell

These are the times when we aficionados of the gas stove know we are on the side of God. By Julie Powell

A thirty-two-ounce soda and a tank of gas is America distilled to its seminal fluids. By Richard Manning

A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster. By Jeremy Clarkson

Gas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride a mexican to work. By Chris Rock

Zart the Fart, you start. There By James Dashner

Dreams, goals, ambitions - these are the stuff man uses for fuel. By L. Ron Hubbard

Step, fart. Step, fart. Step, fart. By Sharon M. Draper

So I'm standing there, holding a googly-eyed can of beans as it shakes and loudly farts the birthday song to me in a gas station. By Jenny Lawson

... the last year had seen women and children carrying [gas] masks about as they carried a handbag or a skipping rope. By Kristy Cambron

a bag of wet farts. But By Pierce Brown

As we head to war with Iraq, President Bush wants to make one thing clear: This war is not about oil. It's about gasoline. By Jay Leno

Go on, you've claimed your thirty pieces of silver, go do something crazy like put gas in that penis replacement you call transportation. By Molly Harper

Fuel prices are at the center of our lives. They affect our ability to travel, stay warm, and feed ourselves. By Robert Kiyosaki

Following the devastation of Hurricanes Katrina and Rita, $3 per gallon gasoline became common and our nation has come under considerable strain. By Paul Gillmor

Smoked like it was fuel and he was going to get every last inch to the gallon. By Tana French

Ahhh! Impossibear has a gas powered stick! By Breehn Burns

breathing then, for By Markus Zusak

Laughter is grace in its gaseous form. By Cathleen Falsani

It's filled with ... baking soda. Because it really smells. By Kate O'brien

Candy is my fuel. Ice cream, too. By Jane Smiley

A gasline will help shape our economic future - the same way that oil has shaped our economic present. By Sarah Palin

I don't care whether you use natural gas, ethanol, the battery. You can use anything, just so it's American. By T. Boone Pickens

I'm not interested in food. It's just fuel. By James Mcbride

Oh God. I'm jealous of farts. By Jennifer Lynn Barnes

A motorcycle is only an ordinary bicycle driven crazy by over-indulgence in gasoline." "How By Amy Bell Marlowe

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-damp of boredom. By Heinrich Heine

I can't summon anymore gas! Leo warned. The His faced turned red. 'Wow, that came out wrong. I mean the burning kind. By Rick Riordan

A century ago, petroleum - what we call oil - was just an obscure commodity; today it is almost as vital to human existence as water. By James Buchan

Balloons, all blown up. How, where and why he got By Richard Price

I try to hold it in until I get on the ice, then in front of the net sometimes I'll pass gas. By P. K. Subban

It takes oil to keep the lamps burning. By Mother Teresa

Station and said, Yup, there's the gasoline filling station. By Christopher Paul Curtis

Do you know hot to drive?" he asked."Sure," she said. "This one is the gas. By Sarah Beth Durst

Propulsion, spewing out smoke, and three-wheeler taxis, By Edmund De Waal

My father would pass gas and then blame it on imaginary animals. By Bill Cosby

The modern city consists of ... dark, narrow streets full of gasoline fumes, coal dust, and toxic gasses, torn by the noise ... By Alexis Carrel

appliancization. By Jose Van Dijck

No cabin is complete without a woodburning stove or fireplace, even if that cabin is in Death Valley. Gas By Spike Carlsen

If I were to look in you ferigerator ... refridgefreetorator ... fridge ... what would I find? By Louis Tomlinson

My gast was pretty well flabbered. By Jim Butcher

If you run out of gas, get a man to pee in your tank. Thanks mom, for that timeless piece of wisdom. My car exploded, ok? By Grace Feldman

What makes the engine go?Desire, desire, desire. By Stanley Kunitz

In depression, buy gas balloons; they would make you feel lighter. By Vikrmn

India has large proven reserves of gas that remain unexploited. By Veerappa Moily

Hot oil! We need hot oil! ... Forget the water balloons! By Gary Larson

Coal is My Worst Nightmare. By Steven Chu

Gas!" Hallorann cried, his voice shrill and breaking. "Gonna burn you, baby! Dig on it awhile! By Stephen King