Top Rated 100 Quotes For Gas

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Flames from the lips may be produced by holding in the mouth a sponge saturated with the purest gasoline. By Harry Houdini
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No air, no balloons! By Ljupka Cvetanova
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Fire. I see it everywhere. By Jen Wylie
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I'll let a mystery gas out of my blistery assJust to disrupt the misery of history class. By Mc Paul Barman
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Okay, first rule of this carpool. No breaking wind in my car. The only gas that Bernie Mac want to be smelling is unleaded. By Bernie Mac
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Today's gasoline prices are taking a severe toll on Americans' pocketbooks. Consumers are anxious. By Pete Domenici
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D'you know, I put so much petrol in me car the other day, I couldn't get in! By Vic Reeves
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I'm sort of a foot-on-the-gas kind of guy. By David Duffield
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My men can eat their belts, but my tanks have gotta have gas. By George S. Patton
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Excrement, meet air-moving device. By J.l. Merrow
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The fumes are killing us, and we wonder why things are going haywire. By Sandra Bernhard
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I am sure vegetarians must also account for a lot of gases. Look how many beans they eat. By Antony Worrall Thompson
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Hydrogen is a light, odorless gas, which, given enough time, turns into people. By Edward Robert Harrison
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It's hard to store natural gas. And it does require big storage tanks. So it doesn't work very well on passenger cars. By William Clay Ford Jr.
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I believe in natural gas as a clean, cheap alternative to fossil fuels. By Nancy Pelosi
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I swear by the self-assurance with which elderly men sitting in public tilt sideways to allow the gas to escape loudly. By Pawan Mishra
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The cheapest natural gas in the world is in the United States. By T. Boone Pickens
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The old man was in agony because of gas. He farted tremendously, and then he belched. By Kurt Vonnegut
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When my car runs out of gas, I buy a new one. I don't want to ride around in a quitter. By Stephen Colbert
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That's what the gas is about, that's what the bloating is about and that's what the fat storage is about. By Suzanne Somers
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The universe is full of fuel. By Anthony Doerr
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Both guys ran out of gas, only my guy had an extra tank. By Angelo Dundee
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Let's talk about the Gas Company because this is my favorite job. By Minoru Yamasaki
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Satiated with the great purposelessness of it, we gently belched nerve gases into the next generation By Dambudzo Marechera
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YOU COULD LOCK the Gasman in a padded cell with some dental floss and a bowl of Jell-O, and he'd find a way to make something to explode. By James Patterson
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Cheap natural gas is a big stimulus to petrochemical production and a meaningful one for all U.S. manufacturing. By Roger Altman
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A combustion engine of ambition and disappointment. By Tina Fey
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The smell of life." "The smell of farts. By Lev Grossman
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Natural gas is a very flexible source of energy that can help us bridge the gap between our current high-carbon economy and our zero-carbon future. By Katharine Hayhoe
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An invisible gas clouds his thoughts, exhaust from a bus left with its engine running in the middle of his brain. By Michael Chabon
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There is a tremendous amount of farting in prison. By Charlie Engle
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Countries around the world are celebrating new oil and natural gas discoveries that hold the promise of greater prosperity for their citizens. By Bob Beauprez
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That boy thinks the sun rises out of your backside. The good Lord knows why if all it produces is gas. By Sue Brown
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In my experience, if you go to a hospital for any reason whatsoever, including to read the gas meter, they give you a tetanus shot. By Dave Barry
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When I came to town and saw the price of diesel went above regular gas, that burnt me up. By Ron Ziegler
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The Fire Team's tanks were filled with a jellied gasoline/holy water mix: scourging and sacramental. By Nick Cutter
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When the silence gets warmer, the fart has been released By T. Haque
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Natural gas is a better transportation fuel than gasoline, so if that's the case, it's cheaper, it's cleaner and it's a domestic resource. By T. Boone Pickens
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Farts are just the ghosts of the things we ate. By Jane Austen
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They can gas me, but I am famous. I have achieved in one day what it took Robert Kennedy all his life to do. By Sirhan Sirhan
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Natural gas is better distributed than any other fuel in the United States. It's down every street and up every alley. There's a pipeline. By T. Boone Pickens
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I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump. By Al Yankovic
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The future is a blue sky and a full tank of gas. By Neil Hilborn
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If silicon had been a gas I should have been a major-general. By James Whistler
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I love the smell of emissions By Sarah Palin
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beetle-spirited vaporing By Richard Adams
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I swear these niggas gassed up, even though the price is high. I could own half as much clothing and be twice as fly. By Drake
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What air is there left to breathe By Antonio Cisneros
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Zart the fart, you start. By James Dashner
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Natural gas is a feedstock in basically every industrial process. By Aubrey Mcclendon
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When things get too heavy, just call me helium, the lightest known gas to man. By Jimi Hendrix
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Sour gas is one of the most dangerous, toxic substances known to man. By Andrew Nikiforuk
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The natural gas industry has worked long and hard to smear Josh Fox, the director of 'Gasland,' and has failed. By Jeff Goodell
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These are the times when we aficionados of the gas stove know we are on the side of God. By Julie Powell
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A thirty-two-ounce soda and a tank of gas is America distilled to its seminal fluids. By Richard Manning
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A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster. By Jeremy Clarkson
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Gas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride a mexican to work. By Chris Rock
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Zart the Fart, you start. There By James Dashner
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Dreams, goals, ambitions - these are the stuff man uses for fuel. By L. Ron Hubbard
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Step, fart. Step, fart. Step, fart. By Sharon M. Draper
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So I'm standing there, holding a googly-eyed can of beans as it shakes and loudly farts the birthday song to me in a gas station. By Jenny Lawson
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... the last year had seen women and children carrying [gas] masks about as they carried a handbag or a skipping rope. By Kristy Cambron
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a bag of wet farts. But By Pierce Brown
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As we head to war with Iraq, President Bush wants to make one thing clear: This war is not about oil. It's about gasoline. By Jay Leno
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Go on, you've claimed your thirty pieces of silver, go do something crazy like put gas in that penis replacement you call transportation. By Molly Harper
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Fuel prices are at the center of our lives. They affect our ability to travel, stay warm, and feed ourselves. By Robert Kiyosaki
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Following the devastation of Hurricanes Katrina and Rita, $3 per gallon gasoline became common and our nation has come under considerable strain. By Paul Gillmor
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Smoked like it was fuel and he was going to get every last inch to the gallon. By Tana French
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Ahhh! Impossibear has a gas powered stick! By Breehn Burns
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breathing then, for By Markus Zusak
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Laughter is grace in its gaseous form. By Cathleen Falsani
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It's filled with ... baking soda. Because it really smells. By Kate O'brien
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Candy is my fuel. Ice cream, too. By Jane Smiley
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A gasline will help shape our economic future - the same way that oil has shaped our economic present. By Sarah Palin
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I don't care whether you use natural gas, ethanol, the battery. You can use anything, just so it's American. By T. Boone Pickens
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I'm not interested in food. It's just fuel. By James Mcbride
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Oh God. I'm jealous of farts. By Jennifer Lynn Barnes
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A motorcycle is only an ordinary bicycle driven crazy by over-indulgence in gasoline." "How By Amy Bell Marlowe
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From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-damp of boredom. By Heinrich Heine
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I can't summon anymore gas! Leo warned. The His faced turned red. 'Wow, that came out wrong. I mean the burning kind. By Rick Riordan
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A century ago, petroleum - what we call oil - was just an obscure commodity; today it is almost as vital to human existence as water. By James Buchan
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Balloons, all blown up. How, where and why he got By Richard Price
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I try to hold it in until I get on the ice, then in front of the net sometimes I'll pass gas. By P. K. Subban
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It takes oil to keep the lamps burning. By Mother Teresa
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Station and said, Yup, there's the gasoline filling station. By Christopher Paul Curtis
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Do you know hot to drive?" he asked."Sure," she said. "This one is the gas. By Sarah Beth Durst
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Propulsion, spewing out smoke, and three-wheeler taxis, By Edmund De Waal
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My father would pass gas and then blame it on imaginary animals. By Bill Cosby
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The modern city consists of ... dark, narrow streets full of gasoline fumes, coal dust, and toxic gasses, torn by the noise ... By Alexis Carrel
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appliancization. By Jose Van Dijck
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No cabin is complete without a woodburning stove or fireplace, even if that cabin is in Death Valley. Gas By Spike Carlsen
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If I were to look in you ferigerator ... refridgefreetorator ... fridge ... what would I find? By Louis Tomlinson
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My gast was pretty well flabbered. By Jim Butcher
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If you run out of gas, get a man to pee in your tank. Thanks mom, for that timeless piece of wisdom. My car exploded, ok? By Grace Feldman
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What makes the engine go?Desire, desire, desire. By Stanley Kunitz
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In depression, buy gas balloons; they would make you feel lighter. By Vikrmn
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India has large proven reserves of gas that remain unexploited. By Veerappa Moily
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Hot oil! We need hot oil! ... Forget the water balloons! By Gary Larson
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Coal is My Worst Nightmare. By Steven Chu
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Gas!" Hallorann cried, his voice shrill and breaking. "Gonna burn you, baby! Dig on it awhile! By Stephen King
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