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Eat more beans to produce more gas.
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After all, a silent fart has a smell that really sticks!
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My name is James Guckert. Well, when you read it, it's always pronounced some other way.
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There's a place for farts, and there's a place for sharts.
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Suddenly, she emitted a loud, long fart, like air escaping a beach ball, exhaust pipe of a Model T, tire-inflating hose at the service station, and this without any forewarning borborygmus.
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Never liked Kolanos. Was at a feast with him one time. Never heard him fart at all. Can't trust a man who doesn't fart at a feast.
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A fart in the face is love.
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I try to hold it in until I get on the ice, then in front of the net sometimes I'll pass gas.
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Mix the the gas with the lean, call that gasoline
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If I want to keep working as an actor, I'm going to become a comedian who does fart jokes.
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They could hear people complaining; one surly voice said, "I can't see no gas ... "
"That's because it's colorless," said Ginny in a convincingly exasperated voice, "but if you want to walk through it, carry on, then we'll have your body as proof for the next idiot who didn't believe us ...
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Farts are just the ghosts of the things we ate.
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green T-Bird. When
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Gilderoy Lockhart
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gastrointestinal problems
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There is a tremendous amount of farting in prison.
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THERE IS A GAS LEAK IN THE BASEMENT OF THE SCHOOL. THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC. IT IS JUST A GAS LEAK WHICH MAY LEAD TO AN EXPLOSION AT ANY MOMENT. PLEASE ALL GO TO THE OVAL, AS PER THE FIRE DRILLS.
-Charlie on the P.A.
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That'd go over like a fart in a spacesuit.
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Both guys ran out of gas, only my guy had an extra tank.
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Narzel fart," I swore.
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A fart is not only a political statement; it is also a weapon.
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What did you do?" "Blew up a fuel depot, stole twelve rockets and made off with them in a stolen van, got kidnapped by a maniac, and had dinner with a guy who farted fire." "That would be funny, but I'm worried it's all true." "It's been a long couple days." "Did he really fart fire?" Morelli asked.
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I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body.
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The only good thing about that decision, Gatt, is that I'll get tea before you.
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YOU COULD LOCK the Gasman in a padded cell with some dental floss and a bowl of Jell-O, and he'd find a way to make something to explode.
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Vadier (on Danton): "We'll clean up the rest of them, and leave that great stuffed turbot till the end."
Danton (on Vadier): "Vadier? I'll eat his brains and use his skull to shit in.
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I don't give a fiddler's fart!
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Every man knows the smell of his own fart.
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Greg took a deep
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He calls you dear Sabine - Patronizing fart!
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You're turned in to the biggest balls of them all, DJ Suk T Nutts.
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Don't come around and try come gas me up, I like running on E
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Not another word, not another thought, not another sniffle. If you need to pass gas, I pray you'll clench your backside and keep walking until we are certainly alone.
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I have a playlist of farts on my phone.
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The beet must be uprooted.
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That look isn't about secrets," Tina said. "He probably just has gas. Intestinal gas.
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He seemed like the kind of guy who'd need a rest after busily passing gas all day.
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I tried so hard, I farted! Mrs.
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He's a gutless puke, that's what Travis Green is. That's why he doesn't wear an Islander uniform any more.
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You couldn't shoot a fart out of your own ass!
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Real gs move in silence like lasagna.
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It's so Quite around here, I'm sure I heard a Bird Fart!
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I can't even put gas in my plane!
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your uncle Geoffrey.
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Oh for God's sake, Jack, lighten up. You know the old saying. Every man loves the smell of his own farts." In
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Dammit!" "What?" Gonzo sounds panicked. "We're out of gas." "You're Shithenging me." "I Shithenge you not.
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fast-food/gas-pump
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I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.
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Old Titme the clock-settter, that bald sexton,Time.
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Dirk Moeller didn't know if he could fart his way into a major diplomatic incident. But he was ready to find out.
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Okay, first rule of this carpool. No breaking wind in my car. The only gas that Bernie Mac want to be smelling is unleaded.
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The gentle art of gastronomy is a friendly one. It hurdles the language barrier, makes friends among civilized people, and warms the heart.
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prestidigitator,
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But it was no ordinary fart. It was the Rainbow Fart Of Power. Who farted? Hoof Hearted did, that's who. All the colors of the rainbow shot from his butt and propelled him forward in the Cosmos.
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Gods curse it, Kel, you heard what he said!"
"I heard a fart," Kel said grimly. You know where those come from. Let it go." -Faleron and Kel
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If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it's like - you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts, and I have no idea why.
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Who Stole the Tarts?
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A despairing arse will never produce a happy fart.
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He breathed like an old Ford with a leaky head gasket.
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You gotta fart, Jayne. You've gotta break the spell. Fart for all you're worth! Let your butt sing!
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In the cosmos of time, there's not a cocksucker in this room who is more than a fart in the wind!
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One more toot
just one single, solitary suggestion of the faintest shadow or suspicion of anything remotely approaching a toot
and may the Lord have mercy on your soul.
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Save Gas, Fart in a Jar.
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I think I just had an evilgasm.
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He was flabbergasted. That was the best word. His flabber had been thoroughly gasted.
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Greg Ostertag is one of the top centers on this planet!
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Today, I made a log of farts.
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You know things are weird when you start appreciating your farts.
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You are a gut maggot with no guts.
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The man who now confronted Gashford, was a squat, thickset personage, with a low, retreating forehead, a coarse shock head of hair, and eyes so small and near together, that his broken nose alone seemed to prevent their meeting and fusing into one of the usual size.
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I trip and I burp and I fart, like everybody else.
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I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
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Well, Gascon, I'm going to miss your long blue hair. How on earth will I find you in a crowd now?
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The kids I knew growing up who worked on bikes all loved the smell of gas. It is the liquid agent for speed.
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Someone has farted; no one knows just who, but this isn't like a normal adult place where everybody coolly pretends a fart didn't happen; here everybody has to make their little comment.
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Bug?" Jenks shouted, incensed. "You sack of sweat stink. I've got farts that smell sweeter than you. Think you're better than me? Poop ice cream cones, do you?
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I can't help it. I'm just a big gasbag. I still got leftover barbeque gas." She squeezed her eyes shut tight and did a full minute-long far. "Excuse me," she said.
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The offensive presence of Greg Ostertag is quite overwhelming sometimes!
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If you get a little gassy, you've got to let it go. So people used to say to me, 'You're like a whoopee cushion.'
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The rooms were small and airless and cramped. To make matters worse, somebody in our group was making the most dreadful silent farts. Fortunately, it was me, so I wasn't nearly as bothered as the others.
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I have lost you, Gat, because of how desperately, desperately I fell in love.
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I'll let a mystery gas out of my blistery ass
Just to disrupt the misery of history class.
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Smell of natural gas, piped from the big metal tank in the backyard, filled once a month by a truck.
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My brain has farted so hard it might've pooped a little.
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They did not speak. Once, she said suddenly, "Mr. Galt." "Yes?" "No. Nothing. I just wanted to know whether you were still there." "I will always be there.
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If you're on a plane and the person in front of you starts slowly tilting to one side, it means he's letting out a fart. Take cover!
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Let's talk about the Gas Company because this is my favorite job.
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Revenge of the Giant Grill Man.
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Gas Attendant: Thata ain't no etch-a-sketch. Thats one doodle that can't be un-did home skillet.
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If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus.
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And then all of a sudden she let out the biggest, loudest, smelliest fart in the history of farts. Mom
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You can't even trade a single fart with the next guy. Each and every one of us has to live out his own life. Don't waste time thinking about who's most talented.
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This Earle of Oxford, making of his low obeisance to Queen Elizabeth, happened to let a Fart, at which he was so abashed and ashamed that he went to Travell, 7 yeares. On his returne the Queen welcomed him home, and sayd, My Lord, I had forgott the Fart.
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The natural gas industry has worked long and hard to smear Josh Fox, the director of 'Gasland,' and has failed.
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These are the times when we aficionados of the gas stove know we are on the side of God.
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Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word 'fart' makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone. I have remote whoopee cushions. Farts. To me, there's nothing funnier.
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Buster was queer as a cat fart.
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My father would pass gas and then blame it on imaginary animals.
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TMT, too much testosterone. Way more dangerous than TNT.
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If Parts Unknown and its many imitators have taught us anything, it's that we're living in the Golden Age of Gastrotourism. The same people who once traveled to Rome to stare at statues now go to twirl bucatini on their forks and filter balls of burrata onto their Instagram accounts.