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sleeping sprawled out on the bed
Preparing for the ups and downs of life.
kissing up, kicking down." Although
Wrestling ... what men do during boys basketball season.
I call masturbating "Gregging," named not after a man named Greg, but a guy named Dave.
Dangerous, free time on your hands. You can only jerk off so often.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
I don't know what it is that I'm doing, but I'm really enjoying myself. And I'm free to do it as much as I want.
What do I most love to do? (I love it so much I can do it for long stretches of time without getting tired or bored.)
There comes a moment in the day when you have written your pages in the morning, attended to your correspondence in the afternoon, and have nothing further to do. Then comes that hour when you are bored; that's the time for sex.
Busying herself with inconsequential tasks.
If every man is supposed to think of sex once every nine minutes, what on earth does he think of in the other eight?
Duh, Winning!!!!
(hhahaha)
Just kissing my girl,
Masturbation is a democratic pleasure, practiced by rich and poor, young and old, married and single.
Sexual activity is driven by the same aims and motives as reading poetry or listening to music: to escape the limitations imposed by the need for particularity in the consciousness.
Faffing is good. It is an important part of life. Faffing is when we disconnect from the matrix and idle for a while, like a car. Our body and spirit know deep down that human beings were not made for constant toil so subconsciously creates space through the mechanism of faffing.
telling. I thought I knew this
doing what you love with people you like the way you want.
Pleasure, n. The least hateful form of dejection.
The awful pleasure of hurling himself against something so immovable.
Erections, Ejaculations,Exhibitions and General Tales of Ordinary Madness.
wankers snorting
Getting up at the ass-crack of dawn
smoking some exotic fairy weed.
licks donkey crotch,
Hot lovin' every night.
Praying for the end of time, so I can end my time with you.
A good meal, a good talk, a good fuck
what better way to pass the day?
What do you guys even do every night?" The words slip from my mouth before I can stop them.
"It," Rashmi says. "They do it. He's ditching us to screw.
Sleeping. The word came out with an adorable lack of anything resembling an L, closer to something you'd do with a broom than in a bed.
What is one ever doing anywhere?
Feeling so gay, feeling so gay.
Sexual acts are one of the primary means by which we can act out our inarticulated inner lives.
Sex is a form of exploration; it is asking questions and getting answer
It's what I call "mental masturbation", when you engage is some pointless intellectual exercise that has no possible meaning.
Feeling - what authentic human fun!
You just sit home and masturbate. The phone is going to ring soon, but you just can't wait.
It's great to be a part of the greatest jackoff in history.
The thrill of a boy putting his hands on you for the first time.
I cracked the window shades of my eyes. Jake knelt over me, the head of my cock in his mouth.
I raised my head, mumbled, "What are you doing?"
He paused the proceedings long enough to utter, "If you don't know, I must not be doing it correctly.
To masturbate is to imagine: physically.
Communication without a purpose is artistic masturbation.
Oh, I don't talk about Jack and me. Some things are too good to share.
When a person can't find a deep sense of meaning, they distract themselves with pleasure.
You jerk off feel great you wanna go working out.Keep jerking off and working out life is good.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING AFTER THE ORGY?
If you're going to dedicate every second to winning the decathlon, what are you doing wasting your time in bed?
Sexual pleasure, wisely used and not abused, may prove the stimulus and liberator of our finest and most exalted activities.
Battering the gates of heaven with the storms of prayer.
Sex - the poor man's polo.
consciousness-raising.
Sex...I enjoy it immensely
The best activities for your health are pumping and humping.
What on earth are you doing for heaven's sake?
dipping into savings.
If there is one question I dread, to which I have never been able to invent a satisfactory reply, it is the question what am I doing.
What you doin' with this gun?
Wishing there was a Personal God in all this impersonal matter.
Besides singing "Jump Around" to all the WWE superstars in the locker room? Uh ... I enjoy listening to music, pumping up, and getting really muscular and oily. I like to oil myself before.
Brushing my Grilzz Before I Booty Pop. A Woman's work is never Done!
Wondering what I'm doing tonight I've been in the closet and feel all right
All work and no play makes jack. With enough jack, Jack needn't be a dull boy.
work, maximum fun".
Breakin' hearts and blowin' minds! or blowin' something,
What is a demanding pleasure that demands the use of ones mind! Not in the sense of problem solving, but in the sense of exercising discrimination, judgment, awareness.
I'm being a dad and a good husband.
Masturbation is a meditation on self-love. So many of us are afflicted with self-loathing, bad body images, shame about our body functions, and confusion about sex and pleasure, I recommend an intense love affair with yourself
Surrounding yourself with others ...
Making a woman laugh. What is that about? And the prettier the woman, the more satisfaction I get. It doesn't make any sense, but I'm being honest.
Trying to extricate from the long day the grain of pleasure
A method of procuring sensations? Do you think then, that a man who has once committed a murder could possibly do the same crime again? Don't tell me that." says Dorian.
"Oh! anything becomes a pleasure if one does it too often," says Lord Henry
My mom told me when I was younger that when you jack off all of your dead relatives are watching. But then I figured who were they going to tell.
Masturbating but did not. He didn't reject the idea so much
Going in the wrong direction but making really good time
...loafing in the easy chair of one's body.
Sex is one of the three best things out there, and I don't even know what the other two are.
Sex is a powerful intent to create: the creation of pleasure, creation of love, and ultimately the creation of life. It connects and syncs two beings emotionally, physically, and mentally and is one of the strongest expressions of love that exists in this World.
Reading, Writing, and Enjoying A Creative Life.
Losing weight. When we finish eating this horse I
Falling asleep with hopes and wishes that I rarely get to hold in my hand for long ... go me. All I've got are memories and secrets.
The second greatest pleasure after love is talking about it.
What am I doing here?
What do hookers do on their nights off, type?
Dream. Desire. Dare.
Rolling down the street, smoking indo, sippin' on gin and juice.
Prowling about the rooms, sitting down, getting up, stirring the fire, looking out the window, teasing my hair, sitting down to write, writing nothing, writing something and tearing it up ...
You dedicate your life to the pursuit of pleasure. No over-indulgence, mind you, but knowing that your body is apleasure machine, you treat it carefully in order to get the most out of it.
feeling - I understand.
What's a girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Shakin' like a bowl of soup and make your body loop-de-loop.
Nothing, nothing, nothing is better than sex, it is what God created us to do,
Getting paid for being laid, guess that's the name of the game.
Protecting myself from the influx of painful stimuli, just give me space and I shall be okay.
Men loves pleasure
To fish someone out of the men's loos.
Most stuff you can do standing on your head.
The inward pleasure of imparting pleasure - that is the choicest of all.
Hello, sex on legs
Whats the name you Poms have for that thing where you jump up and down and hit each other with sticks?"
"Sex?"
"Gardening?"
He snapped his fingers. "Morris dancing.