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Away with the flat of her By Jojo Moyes

I've been shucked and gone to heaven. By James Dashner

The virgin was seducing the seductress! By Kresley Cole

We returned to the hotel and had intercourse. I like that word intercourse. It poses only a limited range of possibilities. By Haruki Murakami

into her bed purely for informational By Cathryn Fox

Pickup's washed and you just got paid, with any luck at all you might even get laid. By Jimmy Buffett

I don't want to sleep with you, Pidge. I like you too much. By Jamie Mcguire

You are more than who you fuck By Mary Lambert

I would say I'm humanly engaged. By Juliette Binoche

Baby doll, you're about to be claimed. By Kristen Ashley

He'd fucked me and, fucked me dirty. By C.d. Reiss

Engaged to Mr. Collins! My dear Charlotte - impossible! By Jane Austen

Consider yourself taken, sweetheart. By Jacintha Topaz

Cupid laid by his brand and fell asleep: By William Shakespeare

Every men wanted to be his friend and every woman wanted to be in his bed By Dee Remy

Dude, you just got fucked up by a girl. By Bella Jeanisse

what with the follies and an indecent proposal it's been quite a night By Barbra Streisand

Men must either be caressed or else destroyed. By Niccolo Machiavelli

Do you know what you need?" Malcolm was saying now.To get laid, I thought."To get laid," Malcolm said.Shocker. By Diana Peterfreund

Question one: are you all screwing each other? Question two: how can I get in on the action? By Charlie Cochet

We had a threesomeYou, me and my depressionDepression fucks hard By Benedict Smith

Who in the hot hunk of sex are you? By Harper Sloan

Now you've fucked a rock star. How do you feel?""Like everyone else you fuck. Used and ready for you to leave By Kristen Proby

Everyone needs a touch. By Tarkan

He's hot. He knows he's hot. I am taken. He knows I am taken. By Cynthia Hand

Tore up from the floor up. Followed by a big outtie.John Mathew By J.r. Ward

The poor bloke must have been besotted. Now me, I'm just in love. By Sally Wentworth

felt as though I had been the one cuckolded. By Khaled Hosseini

He put his shirt on my head By Quinn Loftis

Her pussy just fell on your dick? By Whitney G.

Bed is my friend. By Ernest Hemingway,

Pregnant. You come to see me for one weekend, and here By Paullina Simons

Please touch me. I need you to touch me. By Tammara Webber

When coming to sex: First served, first come. By Mokokoma Mokhonoana

To penetrate or to be penetrated, that is the question. By Stefan Angelina Mcelvain

A bachelor always feels himself defrauded, when he knows or suspects that any woman of his acquaintance has given herself away. By Nathaniel Hawthorne

caughtoutedness. By Markus Zusak

I'm happily single. By Paula Abdul

Got seven women on my mind. Four that want to own me, two that want to stone me, and one says she's a friend of mine. By Jackson Browne

Done. I have a date. Well, hot damn! By Fern Michaels

Squeezed back. Or, more likely, someone By Nora Roberts

hornier than a bunny on ecstasy By Kyle Adams

You're flattered because he wants to sleep with you? Who doesn't he want to sleep with? By Donna Lynn Hope

The joke that you laid in the bed that was me. By Alanis Morissette

I've remained a virgin for you. By Gabriel Garcia Marquez

She was quite promiscuous, to the point where dating her was similar to the experience of sitting on a warm toilet seat: By Tucker Max

An unsatisfied woman requires luxury, but a woman who is in love with a man will lie on a board. By Andre Maurois

Beautiful girl; when I hit on women, they are fucking me in less than five minutes; last time I checked we still have our clothes on. By Bec Botefuhr

pretended to be interested in her, allowing By Julia London

The press of his body on hers brought By Ruth Ryan Langan

You kissed, Wheeler, as in the guy who just canceled his wedding to a raging she-beast?" Her By Jay Crownover

I didn't get ahead by sleeping with people. Girls, take heart! By Barbara Walters

She wasn't a girl to be fucked. She was a girl to be made love to. By J.m. Darhower

She Got The Gold Mine, I Got the Shaft. By Jerry Reed

All people want to be touched. By Princess Diana

My thousands-of-years-old virgin... By Lisa Kessler

Ah, cariad, finally I have you to myself, with a bed behind me, and what do I do? By Angela Quarles

I kissed her hand. My seduction technique is best filed under Obvious. By Michelle Tea

Fucked but freed, if that makes any sense at all. By Matthew Quick

We playing? Or am I just throwing you down and fucking you? By C.d. Reiss

Baby, I'm all yours if you want me to be. By J. Lynn

What did one do after having a one-night stand (or, in my case, one-afternoon stand) with the school's biggest man-whore? By Kody Keplinger

as I drove her into the dirt and fucked her. By Penelope Douglas

Mugged by my own mother. By Rick Riordan

Sexual intercourse is a grossly overrated pastime; the position is undignified, the pleasure momentary and the consequences damnable. By Lord Chesterfield

straight for the elevators, intent on my By Jana Aston

how have i ended up dating this sprinkled donut of a person? By David Levithan

Kiss me, I'm horny.""Best four words ever spoken. By Tiffany Reisz

Naked. Waiting. Go. By Amanda Usen

One of us needs to get laid.""Just one of us?""What are the odds of both of us getting laid? By Tucker Max

Lie #4I'm not lonely. By Robin Talley

You touch, I kill. By Lynne Reid Banks

See? I harvested your seed; I burnt your sperm. Now you can't help yourself. You're mine. By Jaxy Mono

I'ma make you feel like a virgin again. By Tyga

I wanna have sex, Ayd. Lots and lots of sex ... with you and only you. By Jay Crownover

I appreciate this, but I just want to know one thing: How are you going to fuck me? By Michael Lewis

She went to him and he took - a lot of deep penetration, in and out, super-fast and hard. By Mika Jolie

I don't know what's better: getting laid or getting paid.I just know when I'm getting one, the other's getting away. By Kanye West

Tell me where do whores go? By George R R Martin

My wife's married. I'm not. By Charles Barkley

Ready to get fucked?" he asked. "Yes," she answered instantly. Christ. She was gone. Perfection. "Baby, gonna fuck you. Ready for that?" he pushed. By Anonymous

Begging for More Kim Karr It was an instant attraction ... never intended to be more than a quick lay. By Alessandra Torre

You know, you fucked me for years without ever touching me. By K.i. Hope

How did you get on to her? By David Baldacci

I was horny, but I was innocent 'cause I was a real-late bloomer and not particularly attractive. In fact, homely. By Patti Smith

....There. You're married. We're done. I need a drink. By Inez Kelley

Bored .... nearly to death By Melissa Bank

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable By Quentin Crisp

You know, for someone with your reputation, you are amazingly difficult to get into bed. By Kalayna Price

I've played all kinds of places, laid all kinds of girls. By Billy Joel

way into bed five. He was a man, By Tanya Goodwin

I'm after something far more esoteric than a virginal shag. Though, if you'd like, darlin', I'm certainly up for the task. By Alyson Noel

God, Lay. Do you know what I would do, if you could give me another chance at this? By T. Torrest

Im not gay, but the man in my bed last night was. By Tom Delonge

You're a friend of Ev's and Lauren's. We talked. I tackled you. We rolled around on the floor together. It was a real bonding experience. By Kylie Scott

A cock wants a hole. By Jill Alexander Essbaum

Fortune proclaimed By Walter Isaacson

Kindly and firmly, she refused to sleep with me. Not even a charity fuck. By Julian May

perverts copping a feel By No One

To the table or to bed, you must come when you are bid. By Laura Esquivel