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A pair of legs engineered to defy the laws of physics and a mindset to master the most epic of splits.
My movements, ma'am, are all leg movements. I don't do nothing with my body.
But like the legless man, I'm unaccountably fascinated by those who can dance.
When you play in midfield, you've got to have legs
I keep telling you, nobody wants legs like a stick insect. They want a bottom they can park in a bike in and balance a pint of beer on.
I have good legs, and why to hide them?
The only thing I don't have is hips.
Were it not for the bone in the legge, all the world would turne Carpenters (to make them crutches).
You keep picking me up and carting me around," she muttered. "You know, when I'm not injured or drunk on my ass, I do have two perfectly functional feet."
"You are just so magnificently portable," he told her.
She went boneless.
None though as bowed, small-boned, as my own peasant legs, which in their backward sway and inward turn, shaped by years of adherence to hostile terrains, possess a history of staying put.
crippled. He'd been better as soon as his hooves were trimmed.
feet, what do i need you for if i have wings to fly?
There should be a left leg and a right leg. And I'll be in between
A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I had to amputate your arms"
Only he with the hobbled foot fully knows the beauty of running. Only he with the severed ear can apprehend what the sweetest music must sound like. Our ailments complete us.
Reclined legs don't get fed, they get limp like boiled spaghetti. Walk it out!
Everyone has setbacks. I'm no different. I happen to have no legs. That's pretty much the fact.
His leg might be weaker, but at least it no longer mattered when one half of a pair of socks went AWOL in the dryer.
To the rear, sir - he's lost his leg!
Right leg gone? Her right leg? She couldn't see anything except the man hanging over and a gold-coloured ceiling, high, high above. "This is a hospital?" she asked.
"No, no. A dating centre.
I've destroyed my feet completely but I don't care. What do you really need your feet for anyway
My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs.
Bare feet are the best shoes!
The one-legged never stumble.
Taste your legs, sire: put them into motion.
If I'm going to show cleavage or chest then I don't show leg. I show one thing. If I show leg then everything else is covered up.
Don't break a leg, anyone. Do not break a leg. It's really boring.
A woman without breasts is like a bed without pillows.
In thigh-high yellow leather boots Plump Saphonisba strides. Too bad that, just to hide her calves, Two calves have lost their hides.
(no heels or steel toes, so I can't use them as weapons)
Prepared to fly, even if she has to loose her legs to do it
Man is a wingless animal with two feet and flat nails.
Men's legs have a terribly lonely life - standing in the dark in your trousers all day.
Life is all about balance. Since I have only one leg, I understand that well.
He stood and he only had one leg. The other was like a chunk of burnt pine-log he was carrying along as a penance for some obscure sin.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
I won't change my legs. because I'm contented with my long-legged.
I don't wear heels.
In an athlete, it is not the legs that go first
It is with eight lengthy legs we use to catch food, balance and knit a beautiful silk bed,
but as babies we had lost our bones and skin, and hence our legs we had shed.
I can't stand my legs, for a start, and you rarely see me in skirts.
Tired as she was, the idea of stirrups
You have arms and legs, but don't know what to do with your lives.
We seldom break a leg as long as we are climbing wearily upwards in our lives, instead we do it when we start going easy on ourselves and choosing the comfortable paths.
You stand on dead men's legs. You've never had any of your own. You couldn't walk alone between two sunrises and hustle the meat for your belly
Don't look at your legs and think: 'They're fat.' Think: 'These things carry me around all day, and I don't have arthritis. Oh, and I've got great ankles.'
My body is my only tool, and spreading my legs open is my superpower.
I'm pretty sure my ankle's broke. Maybe your hunky friends could carry me out. Or your one hunky friend - that skinny Ruskki doesn't look like he could lift my poodle.
On one foot you limp;
on two feet you sprint.
I'm like a decathlete without the body.
There is nothing healthier for a man than to walk on his own two legs
I can get you a cheaper ticket if you let me amputate your legs: I can even take your thighs as a deposit, said the travel agent.
O Lazy bones! Dostrong>ststrong> thou think God would have given thee arms and legs, if he had not design'd thou should'strong>ststrong> use them?
These hooves were made for walking.
I was complaining that I had no shoes till I met a man who had no feet.
Amputate your leg, and attach it to the underside of your wobbly, three-legged chair. Fixing your chair is easy. Ask me how to repair your broken erection.
they have to remove part of her leg."
"which part, upper or lower?
No chains around my feet, But I'm not free..
In the 1920's it was legs. My God, women hadn't shown their legs for 2000 years.
When we began filming, these people had legs, but as we were filming, they had been injured and they were brought to the hospital to have their legs amputated, and that's where we found them and asked them to come and be part of the film.
There's something satisfying about going faster than you can on the legs you were born with.
one leg crossed nonchalantly over the other.
If you're missing three or four limbs, you have special challenges going forward. And the last thing you want is to not be independent in your home.
The thing about legs is you're born with them. Anybody can go out and buy boobs. But you're either blessed with attractive legs or you're not. That's what makes them so sexy.
His leg split like a piece of lumber being hit with an awl.
My feet are like gnarled old tree branches.
Shit, I don't want to lose my feet. I like my feet.
What is it about legs? Or what is it about breasts? Or the small of the back? What is it about anything? One day there will be no difference between anything. It'll all be the exact same thing. One day you'll look in the dictionary and there will be only one word and you'll just have to make do.
I bet some of you feel sorry for me. Well don't. Having an artificial leg has its advantages. I've broken my right knee many times and it doesn't hurt a bit.
His feet where retarded.
But the feeling of a limb as a sensory and motor part of oneself seems to be innate, built-in, hardwired - and this supposition is supported by the fact that people born without limbs may nonetheless have vivid phantoms in their place.4
IF ART HAD LEGS, IT WOULD BE FASHION.
A girl's legs are her best friends ... but even the best of friends must part.
What are you willing to lay down so you can stand up?
I don't really like knees.
I always wear high heels - I simply feel naked without them.
Limp along until your legs are spent,
and you fall flat and your energy is drained.
Then the grace of the Divine will lift you.
I wept because I had no shoes until I saw a man who had no feet.
My legs are long but my body is too short.
"Tell me, doctor, " said the patient, "when I stand on my head, the blood rushes to it. Why doesn't it rush to my feet now?" "That's because your feet aren't empty," said the doctor.
I had nothing to wear except one great pair of shoes.
could put no weight on the wounded ankle at
Poor empty pants
With nobody inside them.
DISARM ALL RAPISTS
But what will we do
With their legs?
There's a few tired limbs in the blue legs.
I was self-conscious of what I would call my "tree-trunk legs" because they are very muscular ... but now I've learned to love them.
I can walk on my hands.
I put a hand between my legs. Yup, everything was still there; then I goosed Peter.
He laughed. "Hey, now ... "
"I was just checking to make sure all the important parts were still attached."
"Jeez, D ...
I think bare legs in winter are idiotic. Unless your naked pins are toned, tanned and veinless, it's best to cover up. There is nothing more elegant in winter than dark tights worn with matching knee-length boots and a belted trench coat.
When man wanted to make a machine that would walk he created the wheel, which does not resemble a leg.
My thighs have been involved in many accidents
and now i can't get insured
and i don't need to be lured by you
How would you... like my legs?"
"Out of my way.Legs-- Lucian Bane
We have learned that it is better to live with one leg than to spend your life on your knees.
No, I have something else between my legs.
Sheesh two-legs. You keep screechin' like that, you mind's well tell all 'em Banshee I'm here, eat me - I bring salt
We've going to bring back thighs. Enough of these size zeros. Thighs, and back fat, and over-the-belt fat, it's all got to come back again, and we're the ones to do it.
I thought that I had no time for faith nor time to pray, then I saw an armless man saying his Rosary with his feet.
She suffered from the opposite of "phantom limb" syndrome; something essential appeared to be present, but it was not.
Often people ask how I manage to be happy despite having no arms and no legs. The quick answer is that I have a choice. I can be angry about not having limbs, or I can be thankful that I have a purpose. I chose gratitude.