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When life hands you lemons, grab the nearest bottle of vodka and make yourself a cocktail. By Brandi Glanville

When life gives you lemons you should freeze them and use them to throw at your enemies using some sort of trebuchet. By Jenny Lawson

When the life gives you lemon, simply sell them and buy something sweet like chocolate By Samuel Ariel Parker

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. By Cathy Guisewite

Life keeps throwing me lemons because I make the best lemonade ... By King James Gadsden

when life gives you lemons make orange juice,be unique By Anonymous

Meadowlark Lemon is one very clever man, unique and truly one of a kind. By Mickey Rooney

when fate gives us lemons, we should try to make lemonade, not apple juice. By Noah J. Goldstein

If Life Gives You Lemons, Make a Molotov Cocktail By Dean Cavanagh

The lemonade is weak, like your soul. By Friedrich Schiller

When life hands you lemons, hand them back and demand chocolate! By Suzanne Sweeney

There is no such thing as reconstituted lemon juice, only reconstituted taste buds. By Bert Greene

Honey Citrus Fruit Kabab By Lewis Carroll

When life gives you lemons, do NOT make lemonade. Lemonade is for losers. Make orange juice instead. By Neshialy S.

When life gives you lemons ~ write about 'em! By Kimmie Easley

When life gives you lemons ... You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as hell aren't ever going to see any lemonade. By Rob Thurman

ORANGE MARMALADE', By Lewis Carroll

You gotta learn to make lemonade out of lemons. By Christopher Anderson

When life gives you lemons ... they could really be oranges. By Ellen Degeneres

If life gives you lemons, don't settle for simply making lemonade - make a glorious scene at a lemonade stand. By Elizabeth Gilbert

If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice. By Conan O'brien

When life gives you lemons. Make yourself a screwdriver By Reba Mcentire

When life hands you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail. By Paul Rudd

When fate hands you lemons, make lemonade. By Dale Carnegie

This is kind of weird, but I eat lemons with salt as snack. They're so good! By Becky G

When life gives you lemons, wing them right back at whoever gave 'em to you! By Grace

If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt By Darynda Jones

When fate hands you a lemon, make lemonade. By Dale Carnegie

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade ... By Ron White

If fate sends you a lemon, use it to make lemonade. By Lawrence Block

The comfort of browning butter and the excitement of lemon zest. By Sarah Addison Allen

We cut up lemons on a chop board because they are good for our voices. By Niall Horan

When the world hands you lemons ... send that back fam ... seriously where's the return address. By Me

When life gives ya lemons, THROW EM'! By Kevin Weldon

So the freshness lives onin a lemon,in the sweet-smelling house of the rind,the proportions, arcane and acerb. By Pablo Neruda

When I think of flavours, I think colour, so lemon should be yellow and orange is orange. By Dylan Lauren

When God gives you AIDS - and God does give you AIDS, by the way - make lemonAIDS. By Sarah Silverman

If life gives you lemons. Make orange juice! By Vince Smith

When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it. By Anonymous

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. By Anonymous

When life gives you lemons ... squirt them in someone's eyes By Me

I have been cooking with preserved lemon for years, using it left, right and centre, but I am still far from reaching my limit. By Yotam Ottolenghi

When life gives you lemons ... ask for a shot glass and a bottle of vodka, because this is gonna be a long day. By Keydia Marie

If life gives you lemons, you make beef stew By Andy Milonakis

I pressed down the mental accelerator. The old lemon throbbed fiercely. I got an idea. By P.g. Wodehouse

No point in dipping death into lemon curd. By Susan Ornbratt

when life gives you lemons add beer By Letter String

Lick hand. Sprinkle salt. Do the shot. Suck the lemon. By Gemma Burgess

When life gives you lemons... chuck them at someone's head. You'll be surprised how good it feels. By Nicole Hofmann

When life hands you a lemon, squeeze it and make lemonade. By W. Clement Stone

If life gives you lemons, learn how to juggle. By James Patterson

I'm standing here, holding a half a lemon in my hand. I'm speechless, I'm excited ... I'm a wreck. Caleb wants to be where I am. By Simone Elkeles

Raspberry, strawberry, lemon and limeWhat do I careBlueberry, apple, cherry, pumpkin and plumCall me for dinnerHoney, I'll be there By Bob Dylan

When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt. By Sanjaya Malakar

I'm no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge. By Joan Rivers

When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail. By Ziad K. Abdelnour

If life gives you lemons, find someone who's life gives them vodka and throw a party. By Kevin Ward

I am a grateful ... grapefruit. By Bjork

If life gives you lemons, then make lemonade. By Toronto Star

A lemon drop. They're a kind of Muggle sweet I'm rather fond of. By J.k. Rowling

When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in. By Colleen Hoover

When life hands you lemons sometimes you just have to say screw the lemons, and bail. By Magan Vernon

When life gives you lemons, make chocolate chip cookies and make the whole world wonder what you've been up to. By Carolyn Brown

When life throws you lemons ... grab a bat and swing hard! By Kimberly Mckay

I am like a lemon. I'm pressed for more juice. When I have fun, there's still juice. I am not dried up. By Carine Roitfeld

Lemon trees, like Italians, seem to be happiest when they are touching one another By D.h. Lawrence

You can't spell Citrus without UT By Steve Spurrier

My personal style is really different from 'Lemonade Mouth.' By Bridgit Mendler

Capon with just a squeeze of juice from a lime, nothing By Kate Quinn

When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours. By W.c. Fields

When life gives u lemons, smile, because the apple tree that you have been searching for is a mile or so down that bumpy road. By April Margeson

When life gives you lemons, get rid of that grimace and use that pucker for a kiss! By Fiola Faelan

When life gives you lemons, turn them into a bestselling novel! By Breathless

When life gives you lemons, add vodka. By Denise B.

What were we talking before I was so rudely interrupted by a flying citrus ? By Joss Stirling

Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons? By Steven Wright

If life gives you lemons, make mojitos! By Carolyn V. Hamilton

When life gives you lemons, put your lipstick on! By Dana Page

If life hands you a lemon, don't complain, but instead make lemonade to sell those who are thirsty from complaining. By Napoleon Hill

pickle juice on a cookie. By Julie Sternberg

A New Orleans credo: When life gives you lemonsmake daiquiris. By Chris Rose

A crier of green sauce. By Francois Rabelais

I shall be delighted to see you again this evening.""Will you?"(chuckles) "How tart! Positively lemonish of you.""Lemonish; really. By Julia Quinn

When life gives you lemons, squirt your friend in the eye with it. By Amanda Kellogg

The Lemon TreeImportant to read for those who care about the conflict between Palistinians and jews By Sandy Tolan

Cucumber. The cucumber is just a pickle before it started drinking. By Jim Gaffigan

Did you smell that? Banana I guess. By Adelaja Precious

When life gives you lemons, find a friend whose life has given them tequila and have a party. By Nefertiti Faraj

We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons. By Alfred Newman

Testers for 7-Up consistently found consumers would report more lemon flavor in their product if they added 15% more yellow coloring TO THE PACKAGE. By Malcolm Gladwell

What was that saying? When life gives you lemons, go to a taco stand. By Mariana Zapata

You too could have a mind like mine. Sharp and flexible, like... a rubber lemon. By Ed Cooke

And the boy whose hair remained the color of lemons forever. By Markus Zusak

Real danger had its own taste, vivid as lemon juice, by contrast with the weak lemonade of imagination. By Diana Gabaldon

One who can find lemons sweet and grapes sour is ready for Dame Fortune. By Mason Cooley

In all my work, I try to say - 'You may be given a load of sour lemons, why not try to make a dozen lemon meringue pies?' By Maya Angelou

If nature give citrus so make syrup and drink By Saddam Hussain

Yes, it's amazing how little use you get out of a lemon zester on an all-blood diet. By Alexis Hall

I'm a sweet eater. I love lemon pie and sweet potato pie. By Claude Williams

The fly in her argument is that when she says, 'they' will feel like lemons, we don't know who 'they' are. And 'they' might BE lemons. By Louise Rennison