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What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.
You cannot get anything out of nature or from God by gambling; only out of your neighbor.
I go out and break my leg next year and can't play ever again, I got 40 million dollars. Nothing's guaranteed in this world, except that 40 million dollars.
All of life is a wager
Why do you think the lottery is so popular? Do you think anybody would play if the super payoff was a job on the night shift in a meat-packing plant? People play it so if they win they can be rich and idle. Like I told you years ago - if work is so good, how come they have to pay us to do it?
The lottery of honest labor, drawn by time, is the only one whose prizes are worth taking up and carrying home.
As long as there is a lottery, we the people of the United States must believe in getting something for nothing.
Adventure upon all the tickets in the lottery, and you lose for certain; and the greater the number of your tickets the nearer your approach to this certainty.
Every time you see me I look like I hit the lotto twice.
I have been happier in the past week than I ever imagined possible and it doesn't have a damn thing to do with the money. You're the real prize. The lottery was just a bonus.
I guess I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged.
What is the likelihood, of winning the lottery, then lose it all the next day when you step out your front door and get struck by lightning? Probably, very slim, but then anything is possible.
European lotteries are the tax on fools.
If we find it hard to believe that winning millions might not be so lucky after all, we just don't have a good enough imagination. If I fantasise about winning the lottery, it doesn't take long before all sorts of worrisome potential consequences occur to me.
There's no such thing as a sure thing. That's why they call it gambling.
I feel like I won the Lotto, as far as that show's concerned.
I only won $250 all summer. And then I got crippled. I had a horse step on me while performing and it was messed up for a while.
The truth is, you win the Lotto. That's really how you have to approach it. You're a lottery winner when you get a sitcom and it goes.
Our friend, Timothy J. Russert, was a man who awoke every morning as if he had just won the lottery the day before. He was determined to take full advantage of his good fortune that he couldn't quite believe and share it with everyone around him.
Duh, Winning!!!!
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Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it's the only disease where you can win a bunch of money.
The first thing I did with the prize money was to buy a paddy field for Apa. He would no longer be a landless farmer in an agricultural society.
We've created a multitrillion-dollar edifice for dispensing the medical equivalent of lottery tickets - and have only the rudiments of a system to prepare patients for the near certainty that those tickets will not win. Hope is not a plan, but hope is our plan.
I'm not really a betting person. I work too hard for my money to give it away.
Looks like someone's suffering the Winner's Curse.
Without ambition one starts nothing. Without work one finishes nothing. The prize will not be sent to you. You have to win it.
Maybe it is a lottery, but the universe makes it all even out in the end. The universe takes care of its birds.
If I had to study and work hard, it would have to have the reward of a lot of cash.
What people acquire with a ticket is more than a chance to win; it is the right to dream pleasantly of winning.
WE WIN FABULOUS PRIZES
Have you ever heard of the law of large numbers? If you carry on betting large sums day after day, then sooner or later you are bound to win everything back. As far
I won the family lottery. I come from the best family in the world.
Lottery tickets are a surtax on desperation.
Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life.
In Las Vegas we all know that it's the croupiers who win. At the race track, it's those who control the handle who win. State lotteries, does anybody think the participants in the lottery win? No. The state wins.
Show me the incentive and I will show you the outcome
I'm not really a gambler, but I'll bet on the Super Bowl or some boxing. Something I feel comfortable with.
How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars
Prize lists are out, and you're not on them? Nature of the world - means nothing. Prizes are a lottery.
I can't say I believe in prizes. I was a whiz in the three-legged race - that's something you CAN win.
This could be the biggest mistake of my life. Or it could be the most perfect prize. One you've earned.
That the chance of gain is naturally over-valued, we may learn from the universal success of lotteries.
Luck is not as random as you think.
Before that lottery ticket won the jackpot, someone had to buy it.
I have never played the lottery in my life and never will. Voltaire described lotteries as a tax on stupidity. More specifically, I think, on innumeracy.
Life's a lottery, and man should make up his mind to the blanks.
As regards the extraordinary prizes, the element of luck is the determining factor.
I like bets... my favourite ones are those in which food plays big role.
Look at the studio filled with glamorous merchandise. Fabulous and exciting bonus prizes. Thousands of dollars in cash. Over $150,000 just waiting to be won as we present our big bonanza of cash on Wheel Of Fortune.
You know, there's a 12 step program for gambling. You should look into that.
Twelve steps. Coyote laughed. I'll bet I can do it in six.
A man attacked me, choked me, bit my neck, burned my hand, then stuffed my shirt full of money and put a dumpster on me and now I can see heat and hear fog. I've won Satan's lottery.
I'm not allowed to bet, but if I could, my money would be on you.
Rick, I'll tell you what. Ten thousand bucks? Ten thousand dollar bet?
Think I'll win. Could be big.
Oh, I don't buy lottery tickets ... because if I won, and I was capable of that kind of odd luck, then I would also be equally capable of extremely bad luck, like getting struck by lightning, or falling out of window or something. I'd rather just not know.
I wanted to win to feed the hungry people of my community. I didn't want to win to buy a diamond.. I didn't have no diamonds then. I didn't want to win to buy a car, I didn't want to win to bring a couple of chicks downtown to a hotel. I wanted to win to feed the poor people of the community.
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings,
And never breathe a word about your loss ...
Fortune or fame, you must pick one or the other, though neither of them are to be what they claim.
I am the beneficiary of a lucky break in the genetic sweepstakes.
A lottery is a tax on stupidity.
You can win, it'll just cost you some money.
I won $100,000 in Vegas, which buys furniture for my beach house. That takes nerves. You can't think if I'm wrong I'll blow $30,000.
All too often, lotteries only add to the problem of the financially disadvantaged by taking money from them and giving nothing of value in return.
The next best thing to gambling and winning is gambling and losing.
No, that's poker. To win, you've gotta get damned lucky.
The world is filled with unfortunate souls who didn't hear opportunity knock at the door, because they were down at the convenience stor buying lottery tickets.
I'm a gambler at heart. That's my life.
You can win the lottery, but not an argument.
You don't gamble to win. You gamble so you can gamble the next day.
Leave your luck while still winning.
Give me prize, save your praise.
I'm going to make more money than I need in any outcome.
Give to another human being without the expectation of a return.
money I could hardly think of it. "Go on, take it.
This is a book about winning,
What is life if not a gamble?
Victory is a fleeting thing in the gambling business. Today's winners are tomorrow's blinking toads, dumb beasts with no hope.
A winner is not declared,
What could I do with $1 million? What can I do with the satisfaction that I perhaps today helped somebody to have a better life. That's real reward. The million dollars, nothing.
Some business bets in which one wins big but infrequently, yet loses small but frequently, are worth making if others are suckers for them and if you have the personal and intellectual stamina.
Infinite riches in a little room.
Statistical high Vegas odds probability is that nothing of any significance will ever happen to you in your entire boring life.
THE GAMBLER,THE NUN & THE RADIO
If I live long enough the luck will change.
The fortune which nobody sees makes a person happy and unenvied.
Tomorrow is the prize of the survivors!
Gotta get myself a million, gonna turn that into a billion.
If you'd told the young Graham Norton that I'd one day have this amount of money, I'd have assumed it would have come from a lottery win.
I used to go to Vegas and play the horses, and then I realised how ridiculous that was. There is no winning in gambling, but there is on the stock market.
What's the quickest way to become a millionaire? Borrow fivers off everyone you meet.
Fortune reigns in gifts of the world.
Picking winners among the many young companies seeking money is a tough business, even for the most sophisticated investors. Indeed, most professionally run venture funds lose money. For individuals, it's pure folly. Buy a lottery ticket instead. Your chance of winning is likely to be higher.
If I got $300 million from the California Lottery, the first thing I would do is buy the rights to 'Firefly', make it on my own, and distribute it on the Internet.
I'm not a gambler.
A man who cannot win fame in big own age will have a very small chance of winning it from posterity. True, there are some half-dozen exceptions to this truth among millions of myriads that attest it; but what man of common sense would invest any large amount of hope in so unpromising a lottery?
I am 42 years old and I have $9000, and I am out of ideas. I've nothing to spend it on. I'm bored shitless. I will die with that $9000.
Winners are the favourites of heaven.
Some days I make 20 bets. Some days, I make none ... so I wait, plan, marshal my resources. And when I finally see an opportunity and there is a bet to make, I bet it all,
I am fortunes fool.
Don't ever worry about winning something, for as along as you have your true love at your side, you have already won
When the bet is placed," he said, "a moment is carved away from the past and the future. In that enchanted moment, anything is possible. A man's debts and regrets and limitations disappear. He is buyin' the chance to imagine - for one moment at a time - that th enext card I deal will make him rich.
Either invest or withdraw.