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Gran! Gran?' yelled Jess, racing upstairs. She looked everywhere. Nothing. No aged person. Only Rasputin, looking startled and disapproving. 'Where's Gran, Rasputin? For goodness' sake! Have you eaten her?' cried Jess. Rasputin looked shocked and innocent.
Ting-a-ling mother fucker.
Guilt's oozing out of the son - name's Jimbo, and I'm sorry about that. And Bubba's getting sweaty.
You are not my mother. You are a scary Snort!
I longed for Mum in the most primitive way
Mom means miracles of a magical life.
If my mom sees you here, she'll ---"
"Paper the walls with my innards while the innocents watch?
OMFGEIGHTPOUNDBABYJESUSONAPOGOSTICK WHAT?
Ma-niac, Ma-niac
He's so cool
Ma-niac, Ma-niac
Don't go to school
Runs all night
Runs all right
Ma-niac, Ma-niac
Kissed a bull!
Whistler,' Manet called. 'How's your mother?
Mother's tits, Rhys,
Yo momma so ugly she makes onions cry.
So I'm smoking in the house, Mother said. And Bobbie's got a dog in her room. And your son Will's got an Injun in his. So there it is, Mother said. Like it or lump it!
Mum said, "It is the thought that counts."
And I said, "I know, which is why I am ringing the authorities right now. Anyone who thinks like she does should be locked up out of harm's way.
Load of ole mollygrubbers
I never thought to ask her name, Father, but you know the little mulberry girl as you know each sparrow of the field. You are the white berry that removes the stain.
Boogey boogey boogey
I'm fixin to go do somethin dumbern hell but I'm goin anyways. If I dont come back tell Mother I love her.
Your mother's dead Llewelyn.
Well I'll tell her myself then.
You're so stupid, sometimes."
"You're stupid."
"Moooom!"
This book is dedicated to our mom.
I need some Ummagumma.
I'm drowning my brother drowning.
Whoever taught my mother the phrase stud muffin should be prosecuted
I'm a proper mummy's boy.
Righteous willin, the only thing supreme swimmin'.
Gwen, baby, clue in. I was makin' you mine.
Mother, may I go and maffick, Tear around and hinder traffic?
I love it when mothers get so mad they can't remember your name. "Come here, Roy, er, Rupert, er, Rutabaga ... what is your name, boy? And don't lie to me, because you live here, and I'll find out who you are."
I know, Mum. So what did you call for?' 'Well... just quickly. When you have a second, can you please send me some Bejeweled Blitz coins?
that fucking motherfucker
Mother: the most beautiful word on the lips of mankind.
Yo Mama so ugly,
A mother is a bank where I deposit all my worries and hurts
You're an idiot,' said Mum, when I relayed to her the entire situation on Wednesday. 'Not an unintelligent idiot, but a sort of naive idiot who manages to fall into a difficult situation and then can't get out out of it because she's too awkward.
For the first time, I told Mum that the place I was from was called "Ginestlay," and when
You can't say the secret word!
The glowworm shows the matin to be near And gins to pale his uneffectual fire.
jessamine. Flowering
SHUT THE MILK UP ABBEY hahaha something with the fam.
A clue! From M!"
"Who's M?"
"Maybe M is for Mackintosh! Maybe Grabes ans Mackintosh are in cahoots!"
"Or maybe M is for Mom. Also, who says 'cahoots'?
When I come home, I'm just Maisie, and everywhere I go, I'm just Maisie!
I believe it stands for 'mother I'd like to ... befriend,
Metaraon, with his unmerciful stare,
Your mam's up there havin' a babbie, in case you've forgotten.' Seth kept the knife steady. 'I haven't forgotten, but Pearl's been Mam's lackey from the day she could toddle, an' you
Squirrelpaw!" Brambleclaw's
Why, if ever again... you dare to mention a single word... about my mother... I shall send you flying downstairs!" "What's
Just you wait till I tell Mother!
Taggin' that name on you, that was like casting a curse on you. Oh, baby, your ma made a sorry, shitty prediction on your whole life and hung a name on you that would help the sorry, shitty stuff come true."
"You ain't bringin' me any news.
British. My mother
Malory! You've got a chipmunk on your pussy!
I'm not wearing this!" I shouted.
"Wear it or die," Mom shouted back.
Mum was very cool. Even though she came from a pretty affluent family, she was cool. She was really good, a very normal person.
MOOSEN!!!!!!! There many MOOSEN in the WOODSEN! MANY MUCH MOOSEN! The Meisin wanted and the MOOSEN and ...
Thou detestable maw, thou womb of death.
Yo momma's so ugly when people see her face they say "Hey,lady!It ain't Halloween yet!
Oh, Oh my fucking mother she screw ups everything!
Hooka Tooka, my soda cracker, does your momma chaw tobacca?
Mum shoots him a hard stare that could kill the happiest unicorn in the world stone dead with pure fear.
But mum was tough. No matter how fancily she dressed, she couldn't hide her true nature. Everyone at school was scared of her. Especially the other mums. She once knocked out a man with a single punch when he barged her trolley in Sainsbury's.
A mother's love, it knows no end. It begins with a dream, with a silent wish, and it never ever ends.
When my ma went off a old woman called Aunt Emmaline kep' me. (She kep' all de orphunt chillun an' dem who's mammas had been sent off to de breedin' quarters. When dem women had chillun dey brung 'em an' let somebody lak Aunt Emmaline raise em.)
Only a mother knows a mother's fondness.
nocturnal purple.
Mauve is just pink trying to be purple.
Writin' Is Fightin'!
This is the greatest momemt of your life and your out missing it
What's happenin', the cakest of all my baby cakes?
Swimmer of noonday, lean for the perfect dive
To the dead Mother's face, whose subtile down
You had not seen take amber light alive.
As my daddy would say, time to start the killin
MOMBIE - noun - Suffers from forgetfulness, fatigue, exhaustion, moodiness, sleeplessness, confusion and moments of insanity!
Has difficulty eating or drinking anything while it's still hot and peeing alone.
My mother won't tolerate any four-letter words.
Oh, it's called, em ... ' Kate thinks, 'I can't remember what it's called.'
'You're the same as me,' Dad says to her. 'You've got CRAFT too.'
'What's that?'
'Can't. Remember. A. Fuc-
MOTHERS
Measuring
Out
Their
Highest
Efforts
Rearing
Souls
The Great and Terrible Humbug,
Ohh! Wow!! Ohh!! Wow!! Those the only two words you know? Sounds like a dirty movie.
My mother always texts me saying 'Fighting! Do well, my handsome son!'.
No offense, but your mom is strange. She's a hit MILF, but totally off the wall."
I take my hand back."Eww! Colin, you just called my mom a MILF! I'm completely grossed out!
How do I know you'll keep your word?" asked Coraline.
"I swear it," said the other mother. "I swear it on my own mother's grave."
"Does she have a grave?" asked Coraline.
"Oh yes," said the other mother. "I put her in there myself. And when I found her trying to crawl out, I put her back.
Hello?'
'Mum?'
'Yes! Who's that?.'
'Your only son.'
A pause.
'Daniel?'
To be fair, I'd only given her one clue.
I love you every day,
Mom
I haven't got any mother, you know.
My mum is my best friend.
I did what all good Iriah dads do when faced with a worthy adversary..I said Ask your mother!!
He gave me a look, but in the dusk I couldn't make out very well what it conveyed. Then he bent over his mother, kissing her. "My news isn't particularly satisfactory. I'm going for you." "Oh you humbug!" she replied. But she was of course delighted. CHAPTER
My phone dings with a text. Mom: I bought you a rape whistle. There was a gangland slaying on your street last week.
smoking some exotic fairy weed.
Takin' out my freak tonight
What's got your jockstrap in a wad? (Abbie)
Stop it, Mom, you're making me blush.
hulkamanias runnin wild brother
My mom's a secret Rastafarian.
Mum's mobile was the most immoblie cell phone in the world. It often lived on the top of the bookshelf closest to the front door. It was there so she'd see it before she left the house. The trouble was, Mum was alwayd leaving the house in a mad rush and the mobile stayed put.
Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!
Mum always says the right thing. She always makes everything better.
You know I love you,' said the other mother flatly.
'You have a very funny way of showing it,' said Coraline.
Mom was a flower of the south
I can't be a mummy, I'm a daddy!
My mother would say, 'Why are you always playing alone?' And I would say, 'I'm not playin', Ma. I'm fuckin' serious!
Your mama finds you like that, she's going to pitch a fit."
"The only way she'd find out is if you told her I'd come out here with you, and then she'd be too angry at you to yell at me."
"Guess we're partners in crime, then.
Son of a motherless goat!
Mothers are inscrutable beings to their sons, always. ("The Higgler")