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If you spend all your time arguing with people who are nuts, you'll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts. By Scott Adams

Squirrel! I've told you not to share your cheek nuts with humans. They don't appreciate it as much as other squirrels! By Trevor H. Cooley

I guess even a blind squirrel finds a nut now and then. Anthony By Kb Jacobs

I'm Odd but I'm not nuts. By Dean Koontz

I may be a nut, but I'm fastened to a good bolt, the Lord Jesus Christ. By Adrian Rogers

The taxpayer group in every state is always - always referred to as nuts. By Grover Norquist

When the going gets tough . . . you kick the going in the nuts! By John Box

Since Mags seems to have no ill effects from the nuts, Peeta collects bunches of them and fries them by bouncing them off the force field. By Suzanne Collins

I like my nuts," Mooner said. "I don't want them cut off. I'd be, like, nutless then. By Janet Evanovich

If there was a god, I'd still have both nuts. By Lance Armstrong

I am indeed completely nuts, but that doesn't mean I don't care about how I look. Sometimes, I admit, I will privilege appearance over comfort. By Russell Smith

Maybe you'll show up at my back door with your nuts again. By Alice Clayton

Hickory dickory dock my daddy's nuts from shellshock. By Dalton Trumbo

I want to cut his nuts off. By Jesse Jackson

Our baboon was going completely sky goddess - which is to say, nuts. By Rick Riordan

Please sir, eat the nuts that are here for you. - Melamie Masters By Ray Palla

Everyone in this world is nuts, the difference is some of them just really good at disguising it. By Rea Lidde

If you were anyone else, your nuts would be taking a long vacation, and the destination would be out of your mouth By J.a. Saare

Just to make sure the odd humanoid aberration doesn't get away, always pin it through the nuts. By Ilona Andrews

Mellow nuts have the hardest rind. By Walter Scott

My fans have designated themselves the, uh, 'Pine Nuts.' They're a nutty bunch. By Chris Pine

You can't go wrong with some nuts. The key word is 'some.' Eat them one at a time, not by the handful. By Summer Sanders

Nutters love murder. By Robert Galbraith

I'm fucking nuts and its contagious, get outta here. By Santiago Rodriguez

Make Me Crazy. Make me nuts! I don't care as long as you're here. With me. By Codi Gary

And if we seem nutty to you and if we seem like an odd ball to you, just remember one thing. The mighty oak tree was once a nut just like me. By Glenn Turner

I'm a little nuts. I'm a lot nuts. All I know is that in the midst of the madness of this world it's my therapy. The music touches my heartstrings. By Gordon Lightfoot

Swimming in my Daddy's big nuts By Grand Puba

In most conventional novels, God is not allowed to be nuts. Nor are nuts allowed to be God. By John Sladek

You've been a thief of nuts. No wonder you turned into one." ~ Angelica Hopes, If I Could Tell You By Angelica Hopes

He laughed. So you see, I'm not a nut. Not a real one, anyway. I haven't been a real nut in a long time. By Samuel R. Delany

Must is a hard nut to crack, but it has a sweet kernel. By Charles Spurgeon

I think everyone's mother is slightly nuts. By Penny Marshall

Crazy. I went crazy. By Ally Carter

Squirrel as in squirrel squirrel? By Rick Riordan

SohelpmeGod if there weren't a hundred people staring at us, I would have his nuts in a vice. A steel one. With teeth. By Alessandra Torre

a synonym for 'insane' is 'bananas By Brandon Scott Gorrell

Everybody prefers to see a nut - they're more fascinating. By Penn Jillette

Besides, back to the subject of you being nuts, all writers are nuts, didn't you know that? By Douglas Clegg

But she's a nut, and nuts win. By Saul Bellow

God often gives nuts to toothless people. - Matt Groening By Ann Brashares

My father said I was perfectly suited for Washington because I've always worked around nuts. By Leon Panetta

He's as nutty as a vegan T-bone. By David Sedaris

Packer fans are nuts, man. By Ray Nitschke

To take the nuts from the fire with the dogges foot.[To take the nuts from the fire with the dog's foot.] By George Herbert

Thou art a peanut. By John Steinbeck

My vagina smells like a set of nuts.""Awesome. By Debra Anastasia

I am flagrantly nuts. I can say this because I am a doctor and I know about these things. By Deirdre-Elizabeth Parker

Well, if ifs and nuts were candy and nuts, then we'd all have a Merry Christmas. (Serenity) By Kinley Macgregor

I lived crazy really young. So now I don't need to go out and get nuts. By Channing Tatum

Everybody acts like I'm nuts. I'm not nuts I just want to feel it all. By Fiona Apple

I'm used to people thinking I'm nuts. And you know what? I kind of love it. By Kevin Spacey

You are nuttier than a fruitcake, that's what you are! By L.t. Suzuki

I'm a fastidious sort of fellow, fond of watermelon and buckbrush nuts. By Edward Abbey

She's as nutty as squirrel poo. By J.k. Rowling

I don't know which is more nutty. All this stuff I do outside of work, or the stuff I do all week. By Monica Ali

My life is not nuts. I hardly ever watch television, I don't go out very much, so I don't really know what's going on. By Sophie Okonedo

I can't do nuttin' for you manGo lean on shells answer manI can't do nuttin' for ya manYou jumped out of the jelly into a jam By Flava Flav

New Yorkers stop me on the street all the time to say, 'You're terrific! You're the nuts!' By Elaine Stritch

I have to crack a nut in order to enjoy it. By Donna Lynn Hope

It's the nuts and bolts time of the year and we don't have enough nuts and bolts. By Darryl Sutter

When I was losing, they called me nuts. When I was winning they called me eccentric. By Al Mcguire

Families are like fudge - mostly sweet, with a few nuts. By Les Dawson

And close at hand, the basket stood With nuts from brown October's wood. And close at hand, the basket stood With nuts from brown October's wood. By John Greenleaf Whittier

Nuts, arms, stomachs -- they never hurt. All hurt is brain hurt. By John Green

A fucking masochist and a sadist. Worst of the nuts to crack: the ones who didn't care what happened to themselves. By Eric Rickstad

Talk to me when your nuts are so blue they look like something you can hang on a Christmas tree. By Amy Andrews

Most people are really nuts and that's fascinating to me. By Johnny Depp

How do you ask a woman to gargle your nuts? By Aries Spears

I guess this proves there are as many nuts in the Academy as anywhere else. By Jack Nicholson

Everyone looks at me as if I'm nuts. That puts a slow grin on my face. By Susan Ee

Sometimes the peanut; sometimes the shell. By Anonymous

People are like nuts. There are lots of different kinds and they're all nuts. By Johnny Moscato

Guys I'm kind of nutty, but you have to understand that that's all just me being myself. By Darren Criss

The ancient wisdom of the masters says that even a mighty oak was once a nut like you. By Mark Brown

When I'm losing, they call me nuts. When I'm winning, they call me eccentric. By Al Mcguire

It was a universal truth among males that anytime you saw a guy get it in the nuts, you experienced a shot of phantom pain in your own croquet set. By J.r. Ward

Just me and my nuts, that's all I got in this world. By Ludacris

started wondering if other people's families are as nutty as mine. Or is mine extra nutty? Like, chunky-peanut-butter nutty? By Publishers Lunch

Crazier than a bag full of crazy? By Lisa Mantchev

For women, eating just two handfuls of nuts a week may extend their lives as much as by jogging four hours a week. By Michael Greger

Every oak tree started out as a couple of nuts who stood their ground. By Henry David Thoreau

She was thinking, I have a nut in my house. How do I get the nut out of my house? By Shelly Laurenston

I guess she's just nuts,' he said. 'And if she's nuts, a guy's got to do nuts things. You don't think you could say the hell with her? By John Steinbeck

So the owner of a monster head wants to meet on a path named Nut," I said. "That's appropriate. By Lisa Shearin

The infinite possibilities. That's what used to do my nut in. By Damien Hirst

You and nuts," he mused. "In your coffee, on your ice cream ... " He leaned in and added, "In your mouth. By Ella Frank

Neferet, you're nuttier than squirrel turds. By P.c. Cast

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys. By James Goldsmith

Never torque a man's nuts unless you are his mechanic!! By Neil Leckman

What in the name of Zeus's testicles? By Darynda Jones

I have a nut allergy. When I was at school the other children used to make me play Russian roulette but force-feeding me a packet of Revels. By Milton Jones

bowls of cornflakes, By Maeve Binchy

Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, everybody loves them. But I thought this was interesting on the box, 'Konsult Kardiologist. By David Letterman

The madness all over By Ernest Hemingway,

Today's Oak tree are tomorrows Nut that stood his ground. By Roelof Beukes

Q: How do you tell when there's an elephant in the pit?A: Peanut shells on the floor. By Bucky Sinister

Two scoops of crazy with a side of coo coo ca choo By Kristin Chenoweth

I broke open a boiled peanut and popped the nut in my mouth. By Alessandra Torre

I love you as much as I love Nutella. By Troye Sivan