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It's just so perfuck.
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I've heard that you're the cat's whiskers, M. Poirot."
"Comment? The cat's whiskers? I do not understand."
"Well that you're It."
"Madame, I may or may not have brains - as a matter of fact I have - why pretend?
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Sweet dreams, motherfucker!
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Don't put beets in the soup, Reshi," Bast said. "They're foul.
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Meow, Meow, Motherfucker.
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Schist," said an angry voice from the grass. Hazel raised her eyebrows. "Excuse me?" "Schist! Big pile of schist!
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You can park your snark at the gate, Omaha.
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Semper Fi! MotherFucker!
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This is ssssssssssssssssssoooooooo interesting, isn't it?
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I've discovered the secret of revenge. Outlive the f
ers! I'll dance on their graves.
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One morning she sewed while her son and husband watched television. It was so quiet that when her son released a tremendous fart, a mouse, startled from his hiding place beneath my aunt's sewing chair, ran straight up her pant leg.
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I fart in your general direction.
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Hot nettle stew, we should have thrown you from your horse ages ago.
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You dirty rat...
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I sneezed again. I guess it took me this long to find out I was allergic to skank.
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I got your head noddin' cuz your neck knows it's phat.
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Tonstant Weader fwowed up.
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So Mauclair takes snuff, does he?" he asked carelessly. "'Yes, Mr. Commissary....Look, there is his snuff-box on that little shelf....Oh! he's a great snuff-taker!" "So am I," said Mifroid and put the snuff-box in his pocket.
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The news just came in from the County of Keck That a very small bug by the name of Van Vleck Is yawning so wide you can look down his neck. This may not seem very important, I know, but it Is, so I'm bothering telling you so.
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Did I not tell you that would gag a maggot on a gut wagon?
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I said to Mum, Vati is very very like David Beckham, isn't he? Apart from being porky, heavily bearded and crap at football.
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Finch picked up one of the ancient fax-mags and brought it over to me.
"I don't need anything to read," I said. "I'll just sit here and eavesdrop along with you."
"I thought you might sit on the mag," he said. "It's extremely difficult to get soot out of chintz.
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My combat action has commenced ... I've pissed my pants, but only a little.
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Fermat said he had a proof.
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I knew it would be you
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Boff," Agent Brent said. "I didn't know people used that word anymore." "You young whippersnappers just don't know a good piece of slang when you hear it,
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You'reamotherfuckingcocksuckingpsychopathicsonofabitch! A
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Will you please stop screeching like a fishmonger and run along? Don't you have a bottle of muscatel baking in the oven?
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How would you be able to detect a fart over your natural odor, Sanza?" "For shame," said Galdo. "There's no Sanzas here, remember? I'm an Asino." "Oh yes," said Locke with a yawn. "Yes, you certainly are.
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I suppose you could call me ... Soot," said the thing. "Yes ... Soot. I have breathed it, lived in it, and eaten it for so long that it is a fitting name."
"Eaten it?" asked Suzy. "Why eat soot?"
"Boredom," said Soot.
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The beet must be uprooted.
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Welcome to the dork side ;)
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THE MADNESS NEVER STOPS
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I'm a pioneer, motherfucker.
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You are a good counter...

T-Man (......You used the F word 31 times.......)
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Fucking goddamn shit motherfucker. It really is you.
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Jeez banana! Shut your freaking gob!
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I can't help laughing because it's funny,
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CHAPTER L MR. TOOTS'S COMPLAINT
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Ahahahahaha! Ahahahaha! Aahahaha!
BEWARE!!!!!
Yrs Sincerely,
The Opera Ghost
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And there's no "I love you" message because Steve Ovett has married the girl
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Little Dorrit that she had not seen Mr F.'s Aunt so full of life and character for weeks; that she would find it necessary to
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That is a fart without wind ... in reference to when you can't back up what you say. very funny.
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F-ck you, p-ssy ass haters you should do you.
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When a daffadill I see, Hanging down his head towards me, Guess I may, what I must be: First, I shall decline my head; Secondly, I shall be dead: Lastly, safely buryed.
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This sucks the hind teat.
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I know that I will go to my grave as Professor Sprout, whatever else I've done.
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I sighed and blew
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Splat. This one showed
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We were surrounded by thirty-foot-tall giants who were about to kill us. Then the sky opened up, and the gods descended."
"Grandad," the kids said, "you are full of schist."
"I'm not kidding!" he protested.
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You was always too busy pullen' little girls' pigtails when I give you the Holy Sperit.
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Giggler, I think I hate you most of all.
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Did you see that? The fuck I give. It went that way.
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Oh, there you are, you odious little prawn...
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A Fox entered the house of an actor and, rummaging through all his properties, came upon a Mask, an admirable imitation of a human head. He placed his paws on it and said, "What a beautiful head! Yet it is of no value, as it entirely lacks brains."
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Don't try to outfox this chicken...
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A hundred brilliant witticisms died suffocating on the captain's heavy glove. Thus muted, I pumped my codpiece at the duke and tried to force a fart, but my bum tumpet could find no note.
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I take no leave of you, Miss Bennet: I send no compliments to your mother. You deserve no such attention. I am most seriously displeased.
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Mr. Schock smiled at Peter and raised his hand into the air. Peter instinctively struck it in a perfect high five. Mr. Schock's smile transformed into a puzzeled frown.
"Joshua, how did you...?"
"Peter used to do it," said Peter swiftly.
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Watch out for that effelant. They're green and like the taste of Vikings.
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Don't you agree, fuzzball?
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It's my duty as a human being to be pissed off
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If ever an error had "F" written on it, that grounder did.
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Driggs, wake up." she shook him. "Driggs!"
"Whaaat?" he groaned, squinting. "Why again? With the shaking?"
She held up the scrap. "I just found this in your pants."
Driggs raised an eyebrow. "What were you doing in my pants?"
She smacked him. "Focus! Read what it says.
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I should be so lucky to be a misfit. I aspire to be a misfit.
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Maggot, I'm going to pull a rabbit out of your hat!
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Dear Eldritch Snitch. I slap you with the satin glove of righteous wrath! From what noxious nest of nattering nincompoopery do you release your rancorous roosters of rumor ...
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Bing," Manx said, "I thought I told you to put Mr. and Mrs. de Zoet in the spare room!"
"Well," Bing said, "they aren't hurting anyone."
"No. Of course they're not hurting anyone. They're dead! But that's no reason to have them underfoot either!
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Girl I knew you knew that Corly
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Hey self, Stop having a lady boner moment!
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I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body.
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I don't want you to forget this moment. In about a week, I'll come up with a scathing retort. - T-SHIRT
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Farrukh, tonight you have won a dishwasher
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WHAT THE EFF IS GOING ON?" I roar, but I don't say "eff", now do I? Cuz it seems the situashun calls for something a little stronger. "WHAT EFFING PLAN?
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If someone took the 'F' letter off me, I'd be ucked.
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Go on, live in your poultry-yard. Scratch straw and cluck and cackle at everything that you take for a fox. [Exit.
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We spent the rest of the afternoon searching for the lost Girl Scout troop. We found them asleep, drugged with music. They were curled around a sign that said, "No All-Female Groups Beyond This Point. Satyr Breeding Area." Satyrs have a peculiar sense of humor. I
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Q: What's the difference between a tweaker and an elephant?
A: The elephant will eat all your peanut butter.
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Walking up to the Whisky some guys said to me 'the Scene is dead. Stop wearing makeup faggot!' All I could do was smile and think about the BVB Army and the legions of dedicated fans BVB has. I will wear my warpaint proudly, thank you very much! Seriously love you all.
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I took a rant-sized breath.
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See you on the other side. Excelsior.
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Ahhh, friday... My second favorite F-word. -T-shirt
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Good Lord, I'm regretting this now," I muttered. "I have never - ever - smelled BO this bad in my life. And I once had s'mores wit a Sasquatch."
"Hang out with him for awhile," Mort gasped. "Eventually it's not so bad."
"Wow. Really?"
"No. Not really.
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Chill The Fuck Out (CTFO)
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Oh, come on, Ash, that smells like a unicorn fart.
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When in doubt, poke the beehive with a stick to see if anything interesting flies out.
I clapped my hands. 'I had no idea Pit teams had such pretty cheerleaders. Can you do it again, but with more spirit this time?
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I want you out in the hallway, against the far wall in single file, ready to move, in fifteen. Drop your fartsack, Ratliff.
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I'm a fucker. It's what I do
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Owr brave little shank!
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If anybody ever marries you, it will be for the pleasure of hearing you talk piffle
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A bad word that I can't say that starts with f.
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I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
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I luv the ded, this old baster sez to me when I wiz tryin to get some innfurmashin out ov him. You fukin old pervirt I sez, gettin a bit fed up by this time enyway, an slit his throate; ah asks you whare the fukin Sleeping Byootie woz, no whit kind of humpin you lyke.
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The Angelfucker strikes again.
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Oh, be quiet, Fo-Fo.
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The still sowe eats up all the draffe.
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I'll show you a fag, you little bitch. I'll fuck-start your head!
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In the cosmos of time, there's not a cocksucker in this room who is more than a fart in the wind!
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Does anything on you work properly?" Asked ter Borcht.
"Well, I do have a highly developed sense of irony." Replied Iggy.