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Michael Cole, The Rock knows that you have never, EVER, had a piece of poontang pie!
With whipped cream on top. And goddamn sprinkles. I discovered I don't like sharing my pie, especially with whipped cream and sprinkles. Because once it's gone, it's gone. And then I have to bake a new pie. A new me. Sonofabitch. Nothing scares me more than change, evolution.
Pie may just be the Madonna-whore of the dessert world.
I don't want to spend my life not having good food going into my pie hole. That hole was made for pies.
Is that a lion with horns and a pitchfork?"
"Yep."
"Is he carrying the moon on his pitchfork?"
"Nope it's a pie.
I love you above all things, even pie.
A cherry pie is ... ephemeral. From the moment it emerges from the oven it begins a steep decline: from too hot to edible to cold to stale to mouldy, and finally to a post-pie state where only history can tell you that it was once considered food. The pie is a parable of human life.
Cross my heart and get no pie.
My dearest Pudding pie" I read aloud.
"Yes, my little turnip?"
"Hilarious," I muttered. "If you ever call me anything of the sort again we shall have words.
Pie in a bed of raw onions. Human skull looking put-upon.
Howl
The vampire leaned forward, tapping a scimitar claw. "Is that a lion with horns and a pitchfork?"
"Yep."
"Is he carrying a moon on his pitchfork?"
"No, it's a pie.
Clowns have no respect for pie.
I tend to lose control when pie crust is involved.
Where subtlety fails us we must simply make do with cream pies.
What a sad and cynical world this has become when one is forced to be suspicious of pie.
The Moon Pie is a bedrock of the country store and rural tradition. It is more than a snack. It is a cultural artifact.
I am too nervous to eat pie.
The most important ingredient that goes into a pie is the love that goes into making it.
Excuse me?" I said, palms down on the Formica tabletop. "Coffee? I thought we came here for pie." "I don't eat the kind of pie they serve here." I felt a flash of heat go through my stomach. I knew firsthand the kind of pie Ranger liked.
We resort, frankly, to pies, which is a comedy staple that's gone back, I guess, to since the first pie was ever baked.
The website increases my excitement when I read, "Hark, the pies are calling!" My excitement is short-lived, however. I read the page again and realize that it is "pipes" that are calling, not "pies" as I had hoped. I am disappointed. I personally react better to the call of pies.
I get my fingers in all our pies. Before you know it, your little fingers including all your toes are in all the pies.
Hey, see if they've got any pie. Bring me some pie. I love me some pie.
I love key lime pie, although it's never made the proper way.
You can't sculpt a pebble.
You can't bribe me with pie." Before he'd finished the sentence, his stomach grumbled loudly in a plea for the pie.
The men grinned.
"We all know you're a pie ho," Mr. Elroy said.
So the pie isn't perfect? Cut it into wedges. Stay in control, and never panic.
The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed).
Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made.
There were little triangles of coconut custard pie on a graham cracker crust for dessert, the best and sweetest thing ...
I will take a pie in the face any time for a worthy cause.
I fell asleep to the faint sounds of the nonsense doggerel Merican Pie.
Wamblecropt is the most exquisite word in the English language. Say it. Each syllable is intolerably beautiful.
Cut my pie into four pieces, I don't think I could eat eight.
Being a humble person, she gave her pie shop a humble name - PIE.
Peter Piper pecked a peck of pick of peck of pickled pepper.
Waiter, why on earth is there a footprint on my pie? You did ask me to step on it, sir.
There is nothing better on a cold wintry day than a properly made pot pie.
crust. It's strange, this story of mine. A tale that starts somewhere in chapter twenty and ends who knows where.
Squirrelpaw!" Brambleclaw's
I can't even say 'hair pie,' I told him, 'unless I'm talking about an actual pie made out of rabbits ...
Think apple pie is my favorite. Although, ask me tomorrow and I might change my mind.
My hopes for pie died on the sidewalk. There went my grin.
What are they called? Sprackles, shakums, edible sequins, glossy sugar deedeebobs, I don't know. Instead of sprinkling them on a cookie, I sprinkle them on Angel de la Guarda.
He called me a pie!" she announced, defensively. There was a pause. "Wait. That's not right."
"A tart?"
"Yes! That's it!
One piece of pie is delicious. Fourteen pieces are obviously nauseating.
Only those who will love longer than they expected to can truly love pecan pie, which doesn't explain its status as death rows most requested last dessert, or why chopped pecans, corn syrup, directions from the Karo bottle's cherry-red side are what mercy taste like to some. But there you have it.
Your pimples are the Lord's way of chastising you. Now eat your pie.
I got a fan letter on the back of a prison menu. And I remember thinking, 'Well, they get pie. It's not so bad. They get pie on the weekends.' I want to say blueberry and also a Boston cream pie. Not so bad.
I love thee like puddings; if thou wert pie I'd eat thee.
Creep, clobber, squawk. Repeat.
A pie?" Now she just sounded dubious. "Was it an evil pie?" "Yeah. Yeah, it was.
Last time you bring me pie, I cut into it, with my tiny pie cutter, and millions of birds flew out hitting me in the eyes and the temples ... it was a trick pie!
...and remember: There's no crying in pie baking. -The Bake-Off
I think it's kinda nice.' And I did. my mom isn't famous for her pies. No, she's famous for defusing a nuclear device in Brussels with only a pair of cuticle scissors and a ponytail holder. Somehow, at the moment, pies seemed cooler.
A pie dough comes together exactly like a biscuit only there is very, very little liquid and no leavening involved. Other than that, the same rules apply. My best advice: handle the dough as little as possible.
I started calling myself the Pied Piper, when I started using the flute sound in my music.
It made me think of my mother, when she made her pie crusts. She'd prick little holes all over the place. So it can breath, she said. I was just breathing. I closed my eyes, anticipating each cut, feeling that wash of relief when it was done.
misbegotten cockwaffle.
I like making pies. I have a bunch of fruit trees in my backyard. My loquat tree sprouted, and I like making loquat pie. They're really hard to peel and everything, and it took me forever, but they make the best pies. They're amazing.
You trip and lance
Your finger at a crab. It strikes. You rub
It inch-meal to a bilge of shell. You dance
Child-crazy over tub and gunnel, grasping
Your pitchfork like a trident, poised to stab
The greasy eel-grass clasping and unclasping
The jellied iridescence of the crab.
I took the last bite of the pie, then licked the plate. Yep. You're looking at the future first baby mama to Blaine Crabtree.
Custard is controversial: what makes it a custard, how best to cook it and, crucially, is it to be eaten or put in a pie and thrown?
I'd have apple pie. You break through the crust and it's juicy underneath.
A pie so delicate, so luscious, that I hope to be propped up on my dying bed and fed a generous portion. Then I think that I should refuse outright to die, for life would be too good to relinquish.
Stone killer, said Carlos, like that might be his favorite flavor of pie.
The itch of scribbling.
Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie,
A fly can't bird, but a bird can fly.
Ask me a riddle and I reply:
Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie.
God bless my soul! No apple pie.
It's witchcraft with all the crusts cut off, and real witchcraft is ALL crusts.
The tannoy is crackling but I can only hear heavy breathing and snuffling.
...
Uh-oh, the tannoy is crackling again.
Sorry about that, ladies and gentlemen, I momentarily lost hold of my pie.
I clench my teeth and push forward. My pen grinds out the first and eldest word: an Ink-borne lance of black fire, scratched into a sheet of ice.
-The Penitent God
There is one thing which we should have exceedingly clear in our minds. Neither the President of the Church, nor the First Presidency, nor the united voice of the First Presidency and the Twelve will ever condone the use of ReddiWhip on pie.
I was nervous and hesitant about putting myself out there for the pie scene. But I went for it and the results were wonderful.
Love is not a pie.
If you're going to think and be depressed, you might as well do it with pie, right?
They are bearcrawls ... a bearclaw is a donut
Simple, like uncarved wood.
I heard that misery loves company, but I suspected it would get along with pie, too.
She dries her eyes and bakes her pies and leaves 'em on the window sill
Mrs. Roberts, you remember when Mr. Roberts was out of town and you had me over? The thing we did with the pie? Who would have thought I could eat a whole pie, but then again who would have thought you could hold an entire pie down, well, down there?
And then he only had eyes for the pie. Watch any man, he could be ninety years old and drooling spit, but at the sight of homemade pie every last one of his wits will spring to attention.
When I look at a pie chart, I just go numb.
A slice of pie without cheese, it's like a kiss without squeeze ...
Chicken pot pie
those are my three favorite things.
Well, they said, these are the pies we have. It was a proverb.
How about this?' Simmon asked me. "Which is worse, stealing a pie or killing Ambrose?" I gave it a moment's hard thought. "A meat pie, or a fruit pie?
Some children like to make castles out of their rice pudding, or faces with raisins for eyes. It is forbidden
so sternly that, when they grow up, they take a horrid revenge by dying meringues pale blue or baking birthday cakes in the form of horseshoes or lyres or whatnot.
I may not remember my name or what country I live in, but you and that pie is something I will never forget.
It could be argued that there is an element of entertainment in every pie, as every pie is inherently a surprise by virtue of its crust.
In his bachelor's heart of hearts, he loved pie with an intensity that alarmed him. Yet, when he was offered seconds, he usually refused. "Wouldn't you like another piece of this nice coconut pie, Father?" he might be asked. "No, I don't believe I'd care for anymore," he'd say. An outright lie!
Did you hear the nonsensical prattle spewing from her pie-hole?
Envious, cold, and lonely. The perfect ingredients for a nice homemade bitter pie.
In geometry, whenever we had to find the area of a circle, pi * radius squared, I would get really hungry for pie. Square pie.
A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze.
This is a pie chart about procrastination.
I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeezus out of yogurt, but I haven't seen one pie commercial.
Writing is like walking in a deserted street. Out of the dust in the street you make a mud pie.
Was the pie good, luv?" she asked.
I'd forgotten the pie until that moment. I took a leaf from Dr. Darby's notebook.
"Um," I said.
I should like to be a periwinkle," said he, mysteriously, "on the top of a valley, and sing tooralloo-ralloo."
This was clearly too obscure, so I turned again to Coglan.