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Life is a pigsty. By Morrissey

Either way,though, we must remember that this is a dangerous sport.Right, Colin thought. We have guns and the pigs have snouts. Dangerous, indeed. By John Green

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. By Cale Yarborough

Keep your mind out of the pigsty, man! By Robert Jordan

When in doubt, pig out! By Jim Davis

The vile are trampled beneath the feet of other pigs. By Bryant Mcgill

Kill the pig! Cut his throat! Kill the pig! Bash him in! By William Golding

Death to the pigs is my basic statement. By Boots Riley

How much better a man feels when he is mixed with halibut and leg of mutton and roebuck By Patrick O'brian

CHUBBY PIGS ARE VERY CUTE BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH By Chubbypig

Turkey Bacon. It's like saying "shoot" instead of "shit." It just doesn't quite carry the moment. By George Takei

Peeta bakes. I hunt. Haymitch drinks until the liquor runs out. By Suzanne Collins

Oh ... and Bacon Surprise.'REALLY? WHAT IS SO SURPRISING ABOUT BACON?'I don't know. I suppose it comes as something of a shock to the pig. By Terry Pratchett

Cranberry Catsup By Dick Logue

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. By Mango Wodzak

piece of Turkey carpet By J. Sheridan Le Fanu

Kerry Gold Irish butter. By Florian Kammerer

A pig in a blanket is a hot dog wrapped in a dough and baked. By N.d. Wilson

Rewards, my tender pigpiss. By Patrick Ness

All the rare and royal namesWormy sheepskin yet retains By John Millington Synge

Pulled pork jokes never get old. By Joel Edgerton

One thing I've noticed about the Germans: They seem very fond of pigs. By Markus Zusak

Cat piss and porcupines! By Kate Hattemer

Cats may have nine lives, but pigs . . . don't . . . give . . . up. By Chris Kurtz

I fooled you. I fooled you. I got pig iron. I got pig iron. I got all pig iron. By Lonnie Donegan

Carter-headed chicken. By Rick Riordan

Pigs get fat and hogs get slaughtered. By Molly Ivins

Sheeps' Head Stew Oxtail By Juliet Corson

My mother was an authority on pig sties. This is the worst looking pigsty I have ever seen in my life, and I want it cleaned up right now. By Bill Cosby

Why is it called Piggie-back riding? I'm not a piggie! By Hank Green

Gimme a pigfoot and a bottle of beer. By Janis Joplin

I didn't think I'd ever eat pork; it just does not appeal to me. By Bill Callahan

After all, what could you expect from a pig but a grunt? By L.m. Montgomery

The paradise of my fancy is one where pigs have wings By G.k. Chesterton

Of a pigs taile you can never make a good shaft.[Of a pig's tail you can never make a good shaft.] By George Herbert

Kill the pig. Cut her throat. Spill her blood. By William Golding

A good cook can produce a good dish from any old scrawnbag of a chook. By Simon Hopkinson

I'm a regular dude from Kansas who grew up with pigs and cows. By Eric Stonestreet

Lambs and rabbits; Claude buckles the meat into By Anthony Doerr

All writing is pigshit. By Antonin Artaud

The pig is taught by sermons and epistles To think the God of Swine has snout and bristles. By Ambrose Bierce

In The Land of the Pig, The Butcher Is King By Meat Loaf

In Texas, we cook bacon a little differently than most folks ... MACHINE-GUN BACON. By Ted Cruz

What's in that pipe that he's smoking? By Arlo Guthrie

Before you think I'm a complete pig.. never mind. I am. - Crank By Charles Sheehan-Miles

fresh calves liver, some onions, a little gravy, and some fresh spinach. By Nancy Barone Williams

It was dog food. Beef livers with onions in a can. You open it up and it looks like vomit. By Tom Sizemore

I think they put some lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig. By John Mccain

I'm a cotton-headed ninny muggins. By Will Ferrell

The Puerto Ricans who come to our cities today have no place to roast pigs outdoors... By Jane Jacobs

Tom Friedman says China is so awesome they make kosher pigs. By Jonah Goldberg

I've got a lot of ham in me. By Lionel Barrymore

It ain't my cup of meat. By Bob Dylan

I'm very confident that if I get close to one of these pigs, i could put the smack down on it. By Joe Teti

I grew up castrating hogs on an Iowa farm, so when I come to Washington, I'll know how to cut pork. By Joni Ernst

I want a pig. I want a pig on a leash. A baby pig on a leash. By Kesha

They had a smokehouse next to the pigpen - kind of morbid for the pigs. The By Bobby Adair

Once you've watched grown men chase greased pigs, it's hard to find anything that actually seems scuzzier. Bee By Rachel Hawkins

You can dress up a pig, but it's still a pig. By Laura Thalassa

*You're a woman, women are pigs.You pig-woman*Well,that Miss Federal Pigs to you* By Candice Delong

Neverwinter Wood. By R.a. Salvatore

Piggy was a bore; his fat, his ass-mar By William Golding

Flog no one else with meat. By Thomas Harris

Touch me and I'll gut you like the pig you are. By Koushun Takami

I hate pigs. I hate goats. By Blake Shelton

why did you turn my friends into pigs i don't know maybe the real question is why are your friends so turn-into-pigsable By Mallory Ortberg

They use everything about the hog except the squeal. By Upton Sinclair

Paint like a pig eats. By Richard Schmid

Let me just tell you this: I love polyester. By Jay R. Ferguson

Ham's substantial, ham is fat. Ham is firm and sound. Ham's what God was getting at When He made pigs so round. By Roy Blount Jr.

There are a lot of women who live with pot-bellied pigs. By Catherine Zeta-Jones

sausages. Behind By Deanna Raybourn

Mr. Sausage Nose By B. Campbell

I didn't want to be greedy. It's a mark of bad character and I always believed that pigs go the slaughterhouse. By Walter Annenberg

You can always tell a pig by its grunt. By Nikolai Gogol

The Chinese use every spare bit of an animal: cow lungs, pig ears, chicken feet, duck blood. By Jennifer Lee

When I see bacon, I see a pig, I see a little friend, and that's why I can't eat it. Simple as that. By Paul Mccartney

I have a pig valve. By Barbara Bush

Cannibals say that we taste like pork, and bacon is my spirit animal, so we're probably delicious. By Jenny Lawson

I think guinea pigs are fabulous!! By Monica

You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want. By Diana Wynne Jones

If a pig could pray, it would pray for swill. What do you pray for? By B.c. Forbes

I know I look like a piece of sausage to those lions. A sausage with braids. By Cody Lundin

You stupid piece of warm bacon. By Hugh Lofting

I have eyes like those of a dead pig. By Marlon Brando

Guinea Pig never has the same name two weeks in a row. This By Marti Dumas

Nobody creates a fad. It just happens. People love going along with the idea of a beautiful pig. It's like a conspiracy. By Jim Henson

I got ham but I'm not a Hamster By Bill Bailey

LINEN, n. "A kind of cloth the making of which, when made of hemp, entails a great waste of hemp." By Ambrose Bierce

I'm a big fan of meat. By Preet Bharara

Cotton is my life. By Billy Baldwin

You taste better than bacon. By Lisa Kessler

I'll eat rabbit pellets before you get me into something pink with ruffles. By Deb Baker

If I spray it on the seat, lady gonna tie a big knot in the meat. By Alice Cooper

Does koala bear poop smell like cough drops? By Tom Robbins

Choose to patronise your local farmers; as eaters, you need to demand a different type of food. Appreciate the pigginess of the pig. By Joel Salatin

Hot nettle stew, we should have thrown you from your horse ages ago. By Nicole Sager

Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it? By Steven Wright

That'll do, Pig. That'll do. -Farmer Hogget By Dick King-Smith

Pork is not a vegetable. By Jordon Quattlebaum