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Eating toast in the shower is the ultimate multitask
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I don't drink coffee I take tea my dear
I like my toast done on one side.
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Fiona fixed a slice of bread to the toasting fork and held it out to the flames. So began the ritual. Hot butter melted off the slices of toast and dribbled onto their fingers.
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What if I take you apart and turn you into a toaster oven, how would you like that tin can?
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Let him hurl these pieces of toast like new and radical ideas that must be cast into the world. Pieces of toast like angry children who will hit us and upset us and change our ways of thinking and feeling.
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Never put a sock in a toaster.
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You've buttered your bread, now sleep in it.
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Sometimes you are the peanut to my butter and sometimes you are those annoying crumbs left over when someone makes toast.
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My God, Joseph, your toasted sandwiches are the fucking shit. You do know that right?
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The last time I used? What do you mean? I used my toaster this morning.
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He was the toast to her butter.
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I am very superstitious about toasts. I never toast with water, and I'm very careful to make eye contact with everyone I toast with.
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I can make the best French toast.
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Bread for today is bread enough.
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You have buttered your bread. Now you must lie on it.
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We ended up eating toasted pieces of soap. Yep. Mom will never let us cook again. In
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To set but a low value upon toast is to expose one's deficiencies in right appreciation.
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I didn't know you could fry toast, I remarked, to which Kev replied that there wasn't a food he was aware of that couldn't be improved by frying.
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Bread now, or cake later
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Be the Ambulance. Make toast.
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By now it was clear that Howl was in a mood to produce green slime any second. Sophie hurriedly put her sewing away. "I'll make some hot buttered toast," she said. "Is that all you can do in the face of tragedy??" Howl asked. "Make toast!
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The toaster (lacking real bread) would pretend to make two crispy slices of toast. Or, if the day seemed special in some way, it would toast an imaginary English muffin.
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I've long thought that for my last meal on earth I will be perfectly happy with a granary loaf toastie with melted crunchy peanut butter and banana.
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A toast! To the road! May it lead to adventure and carry us safely back home.
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Many's the long night I've dreamed of cheese
toasted mostly.
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Eaten bread is forgotten.
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I manage a toast to the Christmas tree
and one to the sweet absurdity
in the miracle of the verb to be.
Lucky you, lucky me.
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It is impossible not to love someone who makes toast for you.
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...root beer floats are the stuff that toasts are made of.
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No matter how rich you are; you still only need one good toaster in the morning to get going.
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Whats up home skillet, biscuit.
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I never looked at bread the same way again
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So I am death" Charlie said then turned to his daughter while buttering his toast.
"This is death toast sweety.
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The duty of a toastmaster is to be so dull that the succeeding speakers will appear brilliant by contrast.
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I like to think of bread as really bland cake.
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Prepare yourself, I'm taking bread out of the oven.
Don't tease me, woman ... zucchini? Cranberry orange.
Mmmm ... No woman has ever done breakfast bread foreplay the way you do.
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eaten for lunch.
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Brown for first course, white for pudding. Brown's savoury, white's the treat. Of course I'm the one who's laughing because I actually love brown toast.
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The only reason I wanted 'Making Toast' as the title is that it is a simple gesture of moving on. Every morning there's the bread and you make the toast and you start the day.
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Friendship Bread
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And he wreaked havoc among the buttered toast as he said it.
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What did you have for breakfast? Bitch Flakes?
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Let's have a toast for the douchebags,
Let's have a toast for the assholes,
Let's have a toast for the scumbags,
Every one of them that I know
Let's have a toast to the jerkoffs
That'll never take work off
Baby, I got a plan
Run away fast as you can
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If you lie there much longer, I'll be tempted to tie you to the table legs and try buttering your ass instead of the toast.
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I need to put bread on the table man
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Toasting is basically what you call rapping. It came off of playing the beats at the parties, however it be. You find a space in the beat, and you have somebody live just basically saying rhymes over the beat.
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If you're in the game long enough, you're going to be the toast of the town one day, and the next day you'll be toast.
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I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
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You're getting too old for a stuffed animal. So we traded your bear for a toaster.
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Today's scientific question is: What in the world is electricity? And where does it go after it leaves the toaster?
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This wine is too good for toast-drinking, my dear. You don't want to mix emotions up with a wine like that. You lose the taste.
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Coffee in England is just toasted milk.
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We're toasting the chlorophyll rising in our bodies, catching the energy from the universe. Nobody's ever been young like we are right at this moment.
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Grace? Are you tipsy? (Selena)
Maybe just comfortably toasty. Pop tart toasty. (Grace)
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Well, we decided to have a bite, so I sent Nobby out to the baker's, see, and, well, we fought the prisoner ought to have something to eat . . .' 'Yes?' said Vimes encouragingly. 'Well, when Nobby asked him if he wanted his figgin toasted, he just give a scream and ran off.
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Bread is the staff of life.
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If you eat dead, toasted, fried or frozen food, you will feel dead, toasted, fried and frozen.
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If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
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Somebody left the American Dream in the toaster too long. It's now burnt to a crisp.
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This toast is for all of us," he said. "Not for what we're about to become, but for what we've been, to each other, for so many years." In
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Let us toast to good things about bad times, to old friends and new enemies, to great tragedies and small pleasures!
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Meanwhile, Will had begun cutting his toast into strips and was making rude pictographs out of them.
Oh, that looks rather like a ... - , Jem began.
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There are two sides to a pancake. One is brown and fluffy; the other is burnt.
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Bread is a celebration.
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I wished my family would buy normal sliced white bread, the kind that went into toasters, like every other family I knew.
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What the hell good was it to be the Lord of the Underworld if there was fuzz on your underdone toast.
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O you beast!
I'll so maul you and your toasting-iron,
That you shall think the devil is come from hell.
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wanted to build a toaster from scratch. He started by taking apart a
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Sherlock said, 'He eats Cheerios for breakfast with our son, Sean,' and smiled. 'I eat a slice of wheat toast with crunchy peanut butter.
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I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable.
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A toast to great sex and a man who knows what to do with his cock.
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May I propose a little toast? For all the ones who hurt the most. For all the friends that we have lost. Let's give them one more round of applause.
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It's a Tim sandwich. The meat is fresh, but the bread is moldy.
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When I need bread, I grab the toaster and stick niggas for they crumbs.
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I'm not the bake-sale-mom type - though once in a while, I'll make challah French toast for my sons.
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Aunt Clara doesn't take her eyes off her toast. Her delicate jet earrings tremble as her knife scratches at the toast like a cat's paw, buttering every inch. Strange how even the most mundane habits of dislikable people can strike such harsh chords. I even hate the way Aunt butters.
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You like a cracker?
What kind of cracker?
Graham, chocolate, cocoanut, whatever you want.
Maybe just a plain cracker.
I don't have plain crackers. I got graham, chocolate and cocoanut.
Alright, a graham cracker.
They're in the kitchen, in the closet.
Maybe later.
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Toasted tobacco, no additives,' I said. 'Yum. Tastes like childhood.
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Burnt toast is actually fairly symbolic of Motherhood. If you are the one who burned the toast, you scrape if off and eat it yourself. If they burned it, you eat it because the burned it specially for you.
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Hot crumpets with butter and jam - what could be more ambrosial?
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cereal and went out into the
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Taffy is the color of toast and butter.
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The bread I eat in London, is a deleterious paste, mixed up with chalk, alum, and bone ashes: insipid to the taste, and destructive to the constitution.
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I like the smell of toast. Coffee is okay, but I don't drink much coffee. But toast is a nice smell. You smell some toast coming from your kitchen in the morning, you know that you're involved in a domestic situation and the operation that's going on is pleasant.
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Dont believe the hype. It tastes like someone scraped off the bottom of a birdcage and stuck it on a piece of toast.
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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Lets go eat a God damn snack
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Old Fashioned Boston Brown Bread
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
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Looks like you're on a roll. This is the second car you've toasted this week.
Carl Costanza - Hot Six
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What say you to a piece of beef and mustard?
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Proper bread was white, and pre-sliced, and tasted like almost nothing: that was the point.
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[while toasting] To blow jobs we want back
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You have reached the end of cake
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I took a moment before heading inside to share the evening's most important news in a quick text to Mallory: ETHAN EATS TOAST WITH A FORK. It took a moment before she responded. DARTH SULLIVAN = PRETENTIOUS HOTTIE, she responded.
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After eating the world's bread, we wake each morning to remember: We are still hungry. Seek a better loaf. Eat, and never die. Taste, savor, and be filled forever.
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He'd been beaten to death with a loaf of bread.
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This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a tequila shot and then take a bite of the sandwich.
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Not baked goods! BAKED BADS!!!!"
--The Tick
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A token of the boy with the bread. A