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Reminder: Dump Brains and Bowels in Hazmat Bin! By J.r. Rain

chooks. You cannot go away and leave By Peter Carey

To call you excrement would be an insult to the product of my bowels. By Clive Barker

If Polity forces were to turn up here, then your king would have to respond, by which time the turd trajectory would be fanwards. By Neal Asher

You look as if you have bitten into a turd. By Norman Spinrad

Tears. They're like seeds in a watermelon. Good for spitting out. By Benjamin Alire Saenz

Life is not like a box of chocolates unless there's a few turds in the box. By Bill Maher

you curdled clot of whores piss By Sara Douglass

Guards! Summon the holy kitty litter! Mr. Scruffy demands poopsies! By Rich Burlew

Wherever nauseated time has dropped a nice fat turd you will find our patriots, sniffing it up on all fours, their faces on fire. By Samuel Beckett

The universe is permeated with the odor of turpentine! By Peter Tork

scrotum. By David Levithan

Vomit and shit, even your own, stink. By Sheeja Jose

You don't have to eat the entire turd to know that it's not a crab cake. By Orson Scott Card

Dogs are angels full of poop. By Oliver Gaspirtz

You ass-sniffing, butt-crack licking, litter-box-using fuckhole! By Celia Kyle

You are all made of real poop. By Anne Frank

What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNG! By Eric Idle

Cussed fellow-critters! Kick up de damndest row as ever you can; fill your dam bellies 'till dey bust - and den die By Herman Melville

Vomit and feces are two reason I have decided not to procreate. By Chelsea Handler

Hope, politeness, the blowing of a nose, the squeak of a boot, all produce boum. By E. M. Forster

The Devil craps on the big pile By Albert Einstein

Described the Internet as a series of intestines, laid out by a goatherd's son, spewing bile at both ends By Matt Ruff

What have you got in there you little bastard? By St John Morris

Still as I've said all along, you can't polish a turd. By Alan Bennett

It's not shit, it's pee By John Green

grandmothers. Elephants By Boyd Varty

Cat piss and porcupines! By Kate Hattemer

the large buckets about the By Martha Finley

Cinders. Embers. Ashes. By Marissa Meyer

Neferet, you're nuttier than squirrel turds. By P.c. Cast

CHAPTER 8 The Remains of the Day: Dinosaur Vomit, Stomach Contents, Feces, and Other Gut Feelings By Anthony J. Martin

Eat dirt evil doer! By A.r. Von

Hello from the gutters of New York City, which are filled with dog manure, vomit, stale wine, urine, and blood. By David Berkowitz

stuff and nonsense By Lewis Carroll

Poltroons, cowards, skulkers and dastards. By Eustache Deschamps

He even brags about his poops, By Judy Blume

The perfection of rottenness. By William James

Everything in life comes with a pooper scooper factor By Karen Salmansohn

We're roughage," Tyger said. "If we don't cause a little intestinal distress, no one knows we're there. By Neal Shusterman

Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation! By J.k. Rowling

rashers of bacon. By Deborah Harkness

Never call a stomach a tummy without good reason. By William Strunk Jr.

I live in a 9 million dollar turd. By Ozzy Osbourne

Trash is something you get rid of - or disease. I'm not something you get rid of. By Lana Turner

Suck my hemorrhoids! By Brian K. Vaughan

I'm almost afraid to tell you. Let's put it this way: clean toilets are the least of your problems in this country. By Elle Lothlorien

Quagmires, remember? By Lemony Snicket

The enormous waste of energy that has deliberately been expended on vileness. By Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Insults are engendered from vulgar minds, like toadstools from a dunghill. By Charles Caleb Colton

You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet. By Kami Garcia

bowls of cornflakes, By Maeve Binchy

What is adolescence without trash? By Evelyn Waugh

Kings and philosophers defecate, and so do ladies. By Michel De Montaigne

Oh, we played about like three tons of buzzard puke this afternoon. By Spike Dykes

Pick on our clients, will you, you parasitical, piratical, putrefied parcels of puking pus-filled perverts. By Anne Mccaffrey

Shit balls. Oh, look, a bus! What? What was that? You want to throw me under it? By Rachel Van Dyken

Simon: that's disgusting!me: what's disgusting?simon: you know. you put your thing in the place where he, um, defecates. By David Levithan

Gaunt men with sunken eyes squatted amidst sand and stones, shitting out their lives in stinking streams of brown and red. By George R R Martin

People eat the shit you shovel them. By Paul Beatty

To me, the acceptable level of fecal matter is ... zero. By Richard Jeni

Milk, blood, tears, urine, semen. By Henri Cole

slanderous diarrhea of the mouth. By Joe Couch

Toronto's already ass-deep in cockroaches and conservatives; what's one more lower life-form? By Tanya Huff

Who is this repulsive dwarf? By Kim Hunter

Who spit in your porridge? By Jodi Picoult

mmmmen stink! bossss stink! hungry By Grant Morrison

I can't believe the poo-osity of my life! By Louise Rennison

What a cocky little turd. I By Mariana Zapata

that's as nutty as squirrel turds By P.c. Cast

The vile are trampled beneath the feet of other pigs. By Bryant Mcgill

Excrement, meet air-moving device. By J.l. Merrow

The fumes of cruciferous vegetables, roiling in plastic bags. Nothing By Emma Cline

reeking of sewage and rotting corpses, burned-out shells of houses, feral dogs By Rick Yancey

Stained raincoats, I reckon." "And shitpaper stuck to their shoes. By Daniel Woodrell

Nothing worse than Kurds in your milk. General, make sure i never see another Kurd again By Saddam Hussein

The tulips have found me out. By Florence Ripley Mastin

And the feasts on the poop and the musicians. By C.s. Lewis

Worms have crawled up your nose and eaten your wits. By George R R Martin

What do you call those things at the bottom of rivers? Frogs? Stones? Unsuccessful gangsters? By Terry Pratchett

Bollocks, I thought, or testiculi or possibly testiculos if we were using the accusative. By Ben Aaronovitch

Art is gushing hot bile on the fields and harvesting the looks of nasty dwarfs. By Gunter Brus

If it's not working you can't polish a turd. By Lee Unkrich

There's a place for farts, and there's a place for sharts. By J.e. Haldeman

Bawdy in thoughts, precise in words,Ill-natured though a whore,Her belly is a bag of turds,And her cunt a common shore. By John Wilmot

Excrement happens. By Lois Greiman

Ease up, nasty little frigid pixies By Shannon Hale

City people. They may know how to street fight but they don't know how to wade through manure. By Melina Marchetta

You smell like a litter box. By Jennifer Hotes

Hump for humbleness, dump for dirts. By James Joyce

I'm very interested in poo. We don't have a very good relationship with poo, and we should have. By Greg Wise

Rolling torture wagons for nature's most dignified creature. By Alec Baldwin

Bollocks, bitches, and Battlestar Galactica, By L. H. Cosway

I have a natural propensity to work on big piles of poop. By Robert Pattinson

We are gods with anuses. By Ernest Becker

I'm covered with loser dust. By Courtney Love

Red ants that had a sour farty smell when they were squashed. By Arundhati Roy

I shall call him Tufty. By Steven Erikson

What ruins the Humans fellows?AngerAnxietyBoredoomCryingShouting By Deyth Banger

Haesten.If this world ever contained one worthless, treacherous slime-coated piece of human dung then it was Haesten. By Bernard Cornwell