Top Rated 100 Turds Quotes

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Reminder: Dump Brains and Bowels in Hazmat Bin! By J.r. Rain
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chooks. You cannot go away and leave By Peter Carey
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To call you excrement would be an insult to the product of my bowels. By Clive Barker
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If Polity forces were to turn up here, then your king would have to respond, by which time the turd trajectory would be fanwards. By Neal Asher
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You look as if you have bitten into a turd. By Norman Spinrad
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Tears. They're like seeds in a watermelon. Good for spitting out. By Benjamin Alire Saenz
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Life is not like a box of chocolates unless there's a few turds in the box. By Bill Maher
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you curdled clot of whores piss By Sara Douglass
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Guards! Summon the holy kitty litter! Mr. Scruffy demands poopsies! By Rich Burlew
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Wherever nauseated time has dropped a nice fat turd you will find our patriots, sniffing it up on all fours, their faces on fire. By Samuel Beckett
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The universe is permeated with the odor of turpentine! By Peter Tork
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scrotum. By David Levithan
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Vomit and shit, even your own, stink. By Sheeja Jose
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You don't have to eat the entire turd to know that it's not a crab cake. By Orson Scott Card
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Dogs are angels full of poop. By Oliver Gaspirtz
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You ass-sniffing, butt-crack licking, litter-box-using fuckhole! By Celia Kyle
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You are all made of real poop. By Anne Frank
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What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNG! By Eric Idle
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Cussed fellow-critters! Kick up de damndest row as ever you can; fill your dam bellies 'till dey bust - and den die By Herman Melville
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Vomit and feces are two reason I have decided not to procreate. By Chelsea Handler
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Hope, politeness, the blowing of a nose, the squeak of a boot, all produce boum. By E. M. Forster
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The Devil craps on the big pile By Albert Einstein
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Described the Internet as a series of intestines, laid out by a goatherd's son, spewing bile at both ends By Matt Ruff
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What have you got in there you little bastard? By St John Morris
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Still as I've said all along, you can't polish a turd. By Alan Bennett
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It's not shit, it's pee By John Green
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grandmothers. Elephants By Boyd Varty
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Cat piss and porcupines! By Kate Hattemer
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the large buckets about the By Martha Finley
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Cinders. Embers. Ashes. By Marissa Meyer
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Neferet, you're nuttier than squirrel turds. By P.c. Cast
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CHAPTER 8 The Remains of the Day: Dinosaur Vomit, Stomach Contents, Feces, and Other Gut Feelings By Anthony J. Martin
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Eat dirt evil doer! By A.r. Von
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Hello from the gutters of New York City, which are filled with dog manure, vomit, stale wine, urine, and blood. By David Berkowitz
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stuff and nonsense By Lewis Carroll
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Poltroons, cowards, skulkers and dastards. By Eustache Deschamps
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He even brags about his poops, By Judy Blume
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The perfection of rottenness. By William James
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Everything in life comes with a pooper scooper factor By Karen Salmansohn
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We're roughage," Tyger said. "If we don't cause a little intestinal distress, no one knows we're there. By Neal Shusterman
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Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation! By J.k. Rowling
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rashers of bacon. By Deborah Harkness
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Never call a stomach a tummy without good reason. By William Strunk Jr.
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I live in a 9 million dollar turd. By Ozzy Osbourne
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Trash is something you get rid of - or disease. I'm not something you get rid of. By Lana Turner
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Suck my hemorrhoids! By Brian K. Vaughan
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I'm almost afraid to tell you. Let's put it this way: clean toilets are the least of your problems in this country. By Elle Lothlorien
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Quagmires, remember? By Lemony Snicket
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The enormous waste of energy that has deliberately been expended on vileness. By Fyodor Dostoyevsky
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Insults are engendered from vulgar minds, like toadstools from a dunghill. By Charles Caleb Colton
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You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet. By Kami Garcia
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bowls of cornflakes, By Maeve Binchy
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What is adolescence without trash? By Evelyn Waugh
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Kings and philosophers defecate, and so do ladies. By Michel De Montaigne
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Oh, we played about like three tons of buzzard puke this afternoon. By Spike Dykes
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Pick on our clients, will you, you parasitical, piratical, putrefied parcels of puking pus-filled perverts. By Anne Mccaffrey
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Shit balls. Oh, look, a bus! What? What was that? You want to throw me under it? By Rachel Van Dyken
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Simon: that's disgusting!me: what's disgusting?simon: you know. you put your thing in the place where he, um, defecates. By David Levithan
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Gaunt men with sunken eyes squatted amidst sand and stones, shitting out their lives in stinking streams of brown and red. By George R R Martin
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People eat the shit you shovel them. By Paul Beatty
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To me, the acceptable level of fecal matter is ... zero. By Richard Jeni
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Milk, blood, tears, urine, semen. By Henri Cole
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slanderous diarrhea of the mouth. By Joe Couch
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Toronto's already ass-deep in cockroaches and conservatives; what's one more lower life-form? By Tanya Huff
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Who is this repulsive dwarf? By Kim Hunter
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Who spit in your porridge? By Jodi Picoult
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mmmmen stink! bossss stink! hungry By Grant Morrison
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I can't believe the poo-osity of my life! By Louise Rennison
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What a cocky little turd. I By Mariana Zapata
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that's as nutty as squirrel turds By P.c. Cast
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The vile are trampled beneath the feet of other pigs. By Bryant Mcgill
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Excrement, meet air-moving device. By J.l. Merrow
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The fumes of cruciferous vegetables, roiling in plastic bags. Nothing By Emma Cline
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reeking of sewage and rotting corpses, burned-out shells of houses, feral dogs By Rick Yancey
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Stained raincoats, I reckon." "And shitpaper stuck to their shoes. By Daniel Woodrell
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Nothing worse than Kurds in your milk. General, make sure i never see another Kurd again By Saddam Hussein
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The tulips have found me out. By Florence Ripley Mastin
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And the feasts on the poop and the musicians. By C.s. Lewis
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Worms have crawled up your nose and eaten your wits. By George R R Martin
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What do you call those things at the bottom of rivers? Frogs? Stones? Unsuccessful gangsters? By Terry Pratchett
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Bollocks, I thought, or testiculi or possibly testiculos if we were using the accusative. By Ben Aaronovitch
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Art is gushing hot bile on the fields and harvesting the looks of nasty dwarfs. By Gunter Brus
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If it's not working you can't polish a turd. By Lee Unkrich
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There's a place for farts, and there's a place for sharts. By J.e. Haldeman
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Bawdy in thoughts, precise in words,Ill-natured though a whore,Her belly is a bag of turds,And her cunt a common shore. By John Wilmot
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Excrement happens. By Lois Greiman
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Ease up, nasty little frigid pixies By Shannon Hale
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City people. They may know how to street fight but they don't know how to wade through manure. By Melina Marchetta
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You smell like a litter box. By Jennifer Hotes
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Hump for humbleness, dump for dirts. By James Joyce
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I'm very interested in poo. We don't have a very good relationship with poo, and we should have. By Greg Wise
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Rolling torture wagons for nature's most dignified creature. By Alec Baldwin
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Bollocks, bitches, and Battlestar Galactica, By L. H. Cosway
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I have a natural propensity to work on big piles of poop. By Robert Pattinson
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We are gods with anuses. By Ernest Becker
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I'm covered with loser dust. By Courtney Love
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Red ants that had a sour farty smell when they were squashed. By Arundhati Roy
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I shall call him Tufty. By Steven Erikson
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What ruins the Humans fellows?AngerAnxietyBoredoomCryingShouting By Deyth Banger
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Haesten.If this world ever contained one worthless, treacherous slime-coated piece of human dung then it was Haesten. By Bernard Cornwell
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