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WHEAT, n. A cereal from which a tolerably good whisky can be made; ... also for bread. The French are said to eat more bread "per capita" of population than any other people, which is natural, for only they know how to make the stuff palatable.
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Eating wheat, like ice climbing, mountain boarding, and bungee jumping, is an extreme sport. It is the only common food that carries its own long-term mortality rate.
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I'm not commercial, I'm not for Special K cereal and I'm not a Wheaties boy; I'm a little bit more avant-garde, a little bit more out there.
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Old Fashioned Boston Brown Bread
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I just like Raisin Bran - it keeps me regular.
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Fried Oreos. What were we talking about before? That's pregnancy-brain for ya! Ha ha ha ha!
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Lonestar beer in my cereal is keeping me alive
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Stevie Kosgrov recently enjoyed a bowl of Fruity Pebbles (with milk that had hit its expiration date, oh, maybe a month ago).
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the best choice we have on the menu tonight.
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Fish sticks and beef stew that millions of children love to hate.
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Sugar and caffeine. My willpower crumbled.
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A simple and tasty evening snacks.
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Sometimes a girl needed breakfast that didn't involve flax or wheatgrass or organic free-range cruelty-free whole grains.
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Quinoa and Banana Muffins
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I have these brownies that I make that are just a home run with my family. I make them with almond butter, prune puree, walnuts, cocoa powder and whole-wheat flour, and I like them because they're delicious, but they're also guilt-free.
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I like cashew nuts.
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When we ran out, we had to buy bologna and white bread at the store. What a treat! The Rainbo white bread was a luxury my mother would never have thought of at home.
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Kettle thingies. Yum.
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My guilty pleasure is Flamin' Hot Cheetos.
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What wine goes with Captain Crunch?
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And a wheat thin the size of Lake Tahoe.
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There is not a thing that is more positive than bread.
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a bunch of granola eaters who hate George Bush.
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Sometimes you actually get caught in the web of things where people are talking about ... what kind of breakfast cereal you like.
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Red beans and ricely yours.
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I like any cereal. I like the idea of just eating and drinking with one hand without looking.
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A bit o' bread's what I like from one year's end to the other; but men's stomachs are made so comical, they want a change
they do, I know, God help 'em.
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Popcorn, chocolate, coffee, ice cream, and pizza. The five food groups. Health nuts are going to feel stupid one day, dying of nothing.
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Cheeseburgers. I'm fairly certain they're the most wonderful food invented by modern man.
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Hot crumpets with butter and jam - what could be more ambrosial?
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Whatever you put in your mouth, make sure it's high quality.
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Who spit in your porridge?
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Brownies in the morning were the shit.
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What is sweeter than lettered ease?
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Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore.
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What is [insert name here]? Does it taste good?
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What's my favourite food? One you order out.
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I married a damned cereal killer
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You like a cracker?
What kind of cracker?
Graham, chocolate, cocoanut, whatever you want.
Maybe just a plain cracker.
I don't have plain crackers. I got graham, chocolate and cocoanut.
Alright, a graham cracker.
They're in the kitchen, in the closet.
Maybe later.
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I like a cheese and pickle. Nice cheese and pickle on a real old-fashioned bread. Ploughman's lunch.
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I'm a cereal girl. I have always loved my cereal ever since I was a kid.
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My indulgences are Skittles and rum raisin ice cream.
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My idea of a good place to shop is Costco - it has these heavily marbled fillet steaks. The idea of eating some wheat thing and washing it down with carrot juice has never appealed to me.
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Got more milky syllables than alphabet cereals.
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There's always the dwarf bread.
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mountains of pancakes, eggs, and bacon.
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When it comes to wheat, my main goal is to inform people, including farmers, that the prevailing notion that cutting fat and eating whole grains will make you healthy is not only wrong, it's destructive.
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I wonder what's for dinner.
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I don't eat cereal actually ... Frosted Flakes ... that's as close as I can get.
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Hey! I'm talkin' to you, feta bread!
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Water - a thoroughly underrated drink.
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Let's go with the wheat and rye. She's shorter than me so looking up should throw her off her game." "Are you hiding the bread?" "If I don't hide the bread, then she'll think she's won." Morgan pushed the cart over to the produce.
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If you guessed a loaf of white bread and a jar of Miracle Whip, you should run out and play the lottery right now because you are a genius. White
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Banana Splits for Breakfast. I think I ate about five.
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ground-nuts to keep you alive till I return. If any of you do not know how to clean and cook them, Captain Grant will show you. I promise you I will have all the food you want at this place
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Coca-Cola and fries, the wafer and wine of the Western religion of commerce.
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That's why the bran muffins and the colonoscopies.
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Cotton candy. Like eating a cloud of diabetes.
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No fucking popcorn? No Junior Mints?
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I love all kinds of bread. Whenever I crave junk food, I want salty things like peanuts or potato chips.
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Where do the homeless make toast?
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And would you three like peanuts, pretzels, or Biscoff cookies with those?
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stuffing my face with fun-size Kit Kats. Which, for the record, are way less fun than full-size Kit Kats. I
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Cheese. The adult form of milk.
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What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet.
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Whoa, who peed in your Cheerios?
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Ah, Milk Duds. The official candy of pissed-off fat women everywhere
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The two of them were at a table, eating cereal. The kind with lots of marshmallows that lied and said it was good for you on the package.
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It is an intoxicating experience to taste Coca-Cola as if for the first time and to be conveyed to the very brink of orgasm by white bread. Makes all the discomfort worthwhile, if you ask me.
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Red Delicious apples, whose misleading name is a travesty.
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I'm a glutton for coffee Heath Bar crunch ice cream.
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I'm a fastidious sort of fellow, fond of watermelon and buckbrush nuts.
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Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem.
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...I thought you would like something a touch more substantial after weeks of eating nothing but"-she picked up a box of Pop-Tarts, squinting at the label as she read the ingredients-"high-fructose corn syrup.
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Cheese, where you takes liquid from a cow lady's business parts, mix it with a bit o' juices from a baby cow's fourth stomach and then let it grow all fuzzy-moldy for a few years, eh?
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An eight-pound Cheddar. No one can resist a bit of Cheddar cheese, ma'am. Not even the dead.
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The misers cheese is wholesomest
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Of all smells, bread; of all tastes, salt.
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The whiter the bread, the quicker you're dead. Stick with barley and spelt.
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Disperse your menacing armies! And relinguish your delicious stores of Nestle Crunch bars.
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The first time I ate organic whole-grain bread I swear it tasted like roofing material.
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Ish #19 If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?
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Cereal when high is always a great option. I don't even have cereal for that reason.
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Pizza... It's what America's having for dinner!
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I love cheeseburgers and chocolate - milk, not dark, and hot chocolate with marshmallows in the winter!
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Skittles: the fun,colorful candy to eat, but even funner to throw at old people.
=]
(yes I know funner isn't a word)
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I have peanut M&M's up there."
"Not my style"
"Raisinets."
"Feh."
"Sam Adams."
Thor narrowed his eyes. "Cold?"
"Downright icy."
Thor crossed his arms over his chest and told him self he was not pouting like a five-year-old. "I want Milk Duds.
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Green eggs and ham...
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Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows.
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Genesee beer. The great outdoors in a glass.
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Sherlock said, 'He eats Cheerios for breakfast with our son, Sean,' and smiled. 'I eat a slice of wheat toast with crunchy peanut butter.
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I like cheese. Fromage.
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Powdermilk biscuits: Heavens, theyre tasty and expeditious! Theyre made from whole wheat, to give shy persons the strength to get up and do what needs to be done
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Everybody's got their poison, and mine is sugar.
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I want sprinkles.
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Flakes. I was exhausted, shattered, in bewilderment. But behind the bewilderment the truth was
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Hamburgers! The corner-stone of any nutritious breakfast.
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I always have to have a six pack or twelve pack of Entenmann's doughnuts in my house, no other brand.
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The sweetness of taste of the truth.
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I happen to enjoy grilled cheese and tomato sandwiches.